Gene Heinous
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | the Pleasure Dome |
| Biography: | jock, veteran acid eater, renowned scientist, killer for hire. Pen pals with Bill Ayers |
| Interests: | Eat, Drink and be Merry |
| Occupation: | Retired, Anarcho-Veteran NCO, Sergeant-at-Arms for the Chemists Guild Red Brigades |
| Number of Posts: | 758 |
| Registered on: | 9/12/2021 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Florida's IMG Academy Fined $1.7M for Accepting Fees Linked to Mexican Drug Cartel
Posted by Gene Heinous on 2/18/26 at 3:50 pm to J2thaROC
quote:
Eh. We’ve seen people in higher positions take money and bribes from far worse over the last year so….
So, you think that the Mexican Drug Cartels play pattycake with their enemies.
You are the dumbest motherfricker on this Board if you believe that!
re: Is Kiffin to blame for the winter weather
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/26/26 at 7:03 am to nicholastiger
Cue the Global Warming deniers.....or the ODS holdouts.
re: Have we ever had a coach execute like this right off the bat?
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/24/26 at 7:55 am to GrizzlyWintergreen
I want Football to start right after the CWS now! I am so ready for the Season.
re: Morning Jordan Seaton Smoke | Thursday
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/22/26 at 6:53 pm to LOL
Who the frick is that?
re: 2027 Portal Combat Banned List
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/22/26 at 4:41 pm to porge7106
quote:
Most people don’t understand business.
Unfortunately most people do understand business.
frick thine neighbor as thy would frick thine Uncle.
re: Oregon meeting with Seaton in ATL
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/21/26 at 10:03 am to geauxcoco
re: Jeremiah Douglas receives his 29th D1 offer from LSU (27' 3 Star WR)
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/20/26 at 11:26 am to Central Tiger
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You can never offer a 27 foot tall wide receiver too many times.
Once you get him in BR you can't let him leave w/o signing.
...unless he really wants to leave and rips the roof off of the football OPS and climbs up to the top of the state capitol building.
re: OT Jordan Seaton Update | Sunday Visit Intel
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/19/26 at 10:02 pm to BigD45
Yep!
...and for those old enough he reminds one of Slim Whitman...ugh.
...and for those old enough he reminds one of Slim Whitman...ugh.
re: WSJ: LSU 4th most valuable college football brand, valuation exceeds $1.5B
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/19/26 at 5:21 am to MrWalkingMan
All schools on that list are either SEC, B1G or Notre Dame.
Edit: Colorado is on there at #20.
Edit: Colorado is on there at #20.
re: Faheem Delane Commits To LSU | Third Friday Portal Commit
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/16/26 at 12:39 pm to iPad
JFC! This is insane!!!
re: Ole Miss true freshman transfer OL Devin Harper has Committed to LSU
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/16/26 at 12:35 pm to Chicken
quote:
looks like AI is making Lane look more and more like Hugh Heffner...
He can pipe Barbi Benton right over to my house!
re: How can you not pull for Indiana ?
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/9/26 at 8:56 pm to Higgysmalls
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Cause they are ghey.
Go ducks
Love their cheerleader uniforms!

re: That’s 3 dropped int’s by Miami!
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/8/26 at 9:24 pm to Tiger2022
God hates Miami.
The ghost of Anita Bryant lives on.
The ghost of Anita Bryant lives on.
re: So do you all actually want Miami to win...
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/8/26 at 6:23 pm to panzer
frick Oxford
re: How did D. Williams get connected with new agent in Miami?
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/8/26 at 6:14 pm to Havoc
ESPN reporting that DW is leaning toward returning to UW.
re: Wisconsin OG Joe Brunner has entered the portal…All Big 10 this year & 2 year starter
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/7/26 at 1:09 am to EulerRules
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Looks like the second coming of Conrad Dobler.
You are spot on!
re: Anyone staying up hoping for a Leavitt commitment?
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/5/26 at 9:36 pm to NorthshoreClown100
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I read he’s taking Adrenochrome
I heard that he took too much.....took too much.
re: My Take on LSU and How I'm Starting to Feel Bad for Them
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/5/26 at 3:58 pm to REBEL5 AC
Yes, but the LA Governor is now the Tsar of Greenland.
re: Bing Crosby introduces 1963 LOOK Magazine All-American Team
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/5/26 at 3:55 pm to Slick Wandoo
I saw Dick Butkus, Carl Eller and Roger Staubach in there.
Thanks OP, I remember when the All Americans were always introduced in that format!
Thanks OP, I remember when the All Americans were always introduced in that format!
re: Why the hell didKirby go for it on 4th and 2 in his own territory?
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/1/26 at 11:28 pm to GatorNation4Lyfe
Kirby is usually the epitome of common sense but that was just outright dumb.
How much was he paid to throw the game??? Had to have been high 7 figures.
How much was he paid to throw the game??? Had to have been high 7 figures.
re: IU’s line is mauling Bama’s
Posted by Gene Heinous on 1/1/26 at 6:04 pm to Tdubs7
Bama is slow as frick
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