fancy like applebees
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re: Any of you baws want to train with me to do the "Alligator Challenge"?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/25/21 at 1:07 pm
Do the gators not see the food just sitting on the ground?...
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re: Is someone holding a gun to your head and telling you they’ll kill you grounds for a PO?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/25/21 at 1:03 pm
[quote]She kicked him out after the gun incident but he’s still coming and going as he pleases[/quote]
That's the opposite of being kicked out....
re: Do you clean the inside of your engine?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/25/21 at 1:19 am
[quote]I just meant wiping down under the hood.
[/quote]
OK this is definitely about pussy....
re: Swiss Yves Rossi flying with a jetpack at the altitude of 1.2km next to an airplane
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/25/21 at 1:15 am
Full flaps. That plane is flying about as slow as it can.
Still cool though....
re: Do you think you’ll ever sit in a movie theater again?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/24/21 at 10:13 pm
Every new movie is a woke piece of shite .
I'm out....
re: Haunted House worker accidentally “stabs” 11-year-old with real knife.
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/24/21 at 12:15 pm
[quote]know we live in an overly litigious society. But....this kid and family fumbled the bag[/quote]
Must be decent people.
Some lawyer will get ahold of them soon....
re: Have you turned your heat on yet?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/24/21 at 11:46 am
The high today is 80.
Menopause must suck for you....
re: So whats the secret ingredient in the covid shots?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/24/21 at 10:10 am
Horse paste...
re: Giving Amazon access to your garage.
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 11:01 pm
[quote]They already likely have access to the inside of your home if you're a subscriber...[/quote]
Ok I'll bite.
How?...
Giving Amazon access to your garage.
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 10:16 pm
[img]https://c.tenor.com/NKO9zN6OzDIAAAAC/steve-buscemi-frick-all-that.gif[/img]...
re: Rolex issues statement on watch shortage
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 9:23 pm
[quote]The smarter buyers/investors are the ones figuring out what will skyrocket in value next. They were the ones buying every Rolex they could get three or four years ago.[/quote]
Take the next ten minutes to think about what hasn't spiked and crashed as a collectors item yet. Then post it her...
re: Gorillas at the Bronx Zoo having oral sex…Humans horrified! NSFW
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 9:00 pm
And he didn't plow afterwards?
What's the point of doing that work then?...
re: WOWYHI ???
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 11:32 am
No context on this random pic of thots?
Also, no order is bad....
re: Which one of yawls kid is this?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 10:55 am
[quote]yawls[/quote]
GFY Yankee....
re: State Farm homeowners insurance is worthless paying claims
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 10:18 am
Now you know the real reason people stay behind or rush to get back: sometimes you gotta finish what the hurricane started....
re: for the "there are good public schools in the suburbs" crowd
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/23/21 at 10:16 am
[quote]Good for those students.
[/quote]
Yeah, let's pretend they give a shite about the cause instead of getting out of class....
re: 4 Fort Polk Soldiers Arrested in "Gang" Shooting
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/22/21 at 3:39 pm
White supremacy is our greatest domestic threat.
[img]https://www.militarytimes.com/resizer/W7LOck2GXnjWZKw2Q6BtSMC08_8=/1440x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/mco/6DAGSOB7WBHNRIJQIC6JA652SE.JPG[/img]...
re: Thanks, this board solved back hair. How about ear hair?
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/22/21 at 3:36 pm
[quote]1. arse hair
2. ear hair
3. back hair
4. nose hair[/quote]
You forgot chest hair armpit hair, and pubic hair you absolute estrogen ladled fig....
re: Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/22/21 at 2:07 pm
First guy I've heard of that could spray his own guts....
re: Man Ejaculates Out Of His Anus For Two Years Before Seeking Help
Posted by fancy like applebees on 9/22/21 at 2:03 pm
[quote]More common for women to get weird fistulas down there though
[/quote]
You misspelled fists, badly....
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