MF Ucker
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
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| Number of Posts: | 41 |
| Registered on: | 4/1/2021 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: LSU fans, take it from a fan of a school that cheats perpetually
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/8/21 at 2:11 am
Big Lee, please use this as your avatar. That would be the coolest thing ever.
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re: Welcome To The Shitshow, Ranters, Enjoy.
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/8/21 at 12:06 am
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Could have made a few changes to better fit the narrative like all the women blonde with big breasts. Could have made it better by putting that dude with the beard in the Golden girls lineup. Should somehow put the black chick and her two crazy arse lawyers in the picture
But overall a good job
Thanks, LC. I added Guice and an elderly woman.
Welcome To The Shitshow, Ranters, Enjoy.
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/7/21 at 11:32 pm
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re: So the NCAA is investigating LSU football & basketball. The FBI is investigating
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/7/21 at 4:23 am
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Where is the link that says Orgeron swept dirt under the rug?
Right Here:
Sweeping Dirt Under The Rug
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/7/21 at 12:51 am
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LSU fans. They're the best.
They can always be counted on to be just who they are.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/7/21 at 12:50 am
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Brand new user MF Ucker, I’m sorry I’m 4 pages late to the party - but I’m excited I found this phenomenal thread. I’m going to save the photo in the OP, if that’s okay.
Welcome.
Glad to see you in the thread even if it is kind of dead now. Use any of my images as if they were your own, bro. :cheers:
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 10:27 pm
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I was enjoying your last account before they banned you. You were before my time on SECRant. Tell me, why'd you get banned originally? Why do they continue to ban you? TIA.
Ugh, I think the first time my CtrlAltDel account got banned, which wasn't my first account, was because I started to play along with the insecurities of LSU fans on Tiger Rant.
They were all sad and teary eyed and moping around like bitches with thread after thread about Saban accepting the Alabama position.
I made a post saying something to the effect that I had inside information that Saban was already leaving Alabama, after like only 3 days since arriving in Tuscaloosa, and he was coming back to LSU. :lol:
After a few posters started asking me how I knew that and was it real, etc... they banned me. I think that particular account got a 13 year ban for that one.
It was a difficult time for them.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 10:17 pm
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I'm not an alt. This is my only account.
Don't let 'em rattle you, C Nite. I'm not an alter either. All that other shite I said was just to further plunge PlateJohnson into a whirling riptide of paranoia that he already can't climb out of.
You have to seize the weak area's of each individual poster and drown them with their own devices.
I learned that the first month of Message Board School of which I am a graduate.
I don't like to brag but, I have two degrees.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 10:10 pm
Brer Tiger, suddenly I think you are great poster and have exemplary tastes in signature files. :lol:
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 10:02 pm
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That explains Sidewalk’s 24/7 posting.
Really, are you retarded? Just answer straightforwardly and be honest. Can you just be real for a second?
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:57 pm
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Was that PannyFackler? I remember that dude.
No. It was a poster on another board that many of you probably wouldn't know and it was a long time ago.
I still feel bad about it. That's why I ask people if they are retarded now.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:54 pm
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We could use more posters like you. Keep up the good work sir
Thanks, TexAG7. You are, as always, one of the best posters around. Keep doing what you do.
The board wouldn't be the same without you.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:52 pm
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Hi Altie.
I know it's going to make your day if I reply to you so, hey BigTigerFan. I see you there.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:51 pm
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What do you out of posting on a board where you are lucky to go 3 days without getting banned?
I have other, more well established alters that never leave the board. I use Altie, my original, to frick with the mods.
It's fun. Don't make one of my 10 or 15 year old alters RA you.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:41 pm
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Figured.
It's not like I ever try to keep it a secret. There are code words that aren't really code words at all that let's everyone know who I am. I'm new here, you know.
If I wanted to keep an alter disguised, I'm completely capable of doing that.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:37 pm
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Why are you talking bull shite. Attention whore!
Everyone say hello to PlateJohnson's original account. Hi. :lol:
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:30 pm
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Yes. You have a lot of bigshot fans:
Tuscaloosa
Skyking
WillyT
SidewalkTiger
Hmm. Seems like all of these posters have something in common
What do you get out of posting on a board where you are universally disliked and no one ever likes to see you post and you have not a single friend that will even claim you?
That's pitiful, bro. Do you have any disabilities? I ask because, on another board, I really shamed a poster once and made him tell the board I actually made him cry and then it turns out he was retarded. Are you retarded? I don't want to go through that again; it made me feel very bad.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:24 pm
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bet you have a hand that looks like a foot you inbred frick.
:lol: Hey, Foothand. We had some good times on WoollyAl. The last time I checked to see if that site still existed, a hacker had a page up saying he owned it.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:21 pm
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I’ll give you something good to watch... for a price.
Do you have any friends here? Do any posters like you? I've been banned a thousand times, it seems like sometimes, but many posters here like me as a poster.
It doesn't really seem like you have a single friend here.
re: Tried to visit Tiger Rant but page seems to literally be melting
Posted by MF Ucker on 4/6/21 at 9:10 pm
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Goddammit you’ve turned this around on me
I was getting banned on Tiger Rant before there was an SEC RANT. I am the one they made the rule of No Alters for. I am Altie and I will always be here and I'll always be watching.
Since 2004, they've tried to keep me away but I'll always overcome and struggle to survive.
As for you, your username doesn't ring a bell. Are you using an alter?
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