Defnot Altie
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
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| Number of Posts: | 218 |
| Registered on: | 10/14/2020 |
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re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:10 am
[quote][img]https://s3media.247sports.com/Uploads/Assets/864/2/10002864.gif[/img][/quote]
Chizik, football knowledge-wise, runs circles around Oregon. It's not even close. In fact, Chizik is probably more intelligent than Oregon in every known and quantifiable way to measure intelligence.
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re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:04 am
[quote] quote:
Oregon
Why do you keep doing this? Why do you think this funny?[/quote]
Can you clarify what you are referencing? I'm not a mind reader....
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:02 am
[quote]You weren't that funny on your other account either[/quote]
That's rich coming from a poster whose alter, which is currently active, is a punching bag for at least 8 sets of SEC Rant posters. You are a known clown.
I, on the other hand, am new here....
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 6:52 am
[quote]I didn't say I agreed with his point, just that I understand it. His point being you are obsessed with LSU.[/quote]
His point, if you wish to give it enough credit to qualify as a point, is ridiculous. Making no more than 5 or 6 posts on this board in a 24 hr. period does not equal obsessi...
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 6:01 am
[quote]I understand your point [/quote]
What point do you understand, Viceman? An Alabama fan posted about LSU during Bye Week/Game Week at an early hour? If that is the understanding you have with the coonass, great. Suck that tiger dick a little harder and maybe they will like you....
re: Montgomery, AL
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 4:27 am
[quote]I’ve been to a few places over the years in the south but never to the capitAL. Is it a happening place these days? I say this because there are now TWO postseason bowls - Montgomery Bowl and Camellia Bowl, both in the Cramton Bowl. [/quote]
Montgomery is alive and very "happening", as you...
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 3:00 am
[quote]At 2:38 am, you're posted about LSU on the internet
quote:
Oregon
nailed it[/quote]
This is an LSU board and all posts are supposed to be about LSU. Have you been living under a rock?...
re: Orgeron: "I feel positive about what's going on. We're not that far away."
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 2:56 am
[quote]LSU won the strongest CFP ever.
13-0 LSU
13-0 Ohio State
13-0 Clemson
Hard to take this sham season seriously after that[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/0HrSfHh.jpg[/img]...
LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 2:38 am
Their leader is no longer living in reality; Oregon is curling up into a cocoon and dreaming of bygone times.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/kF5vU6q.jpg[/img]
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re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 1:56 pm
[quote]You spelled doo-doo wrong you illiterate sister fricker.
It’s not do-do.[/quote]
Thanks, I don't use that word that often and wasn't sure about it. I'm not a poo connoisseur as you likely are....
re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 8:11 am
[quote]Masterful[/quote]
Thanks, Tuscaloosa. It was fun writing it. I just added another bit you probably didn't see.
Here it is:
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon. ...
re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 7:46 am
My name is Willie T,
I don't have a brain.
I was once hit by a train,
And now I act like I'm age three.
Look at me, look at me, (courtesy to Tuscaloosa)
I have a little wee-wee.
If it weren't for LSU,
I'd probably play with my own doo-doo.
This football board is my only life,
And I lied...
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 5:33 am
[quote]
I’m no medical doctor but that man’s most glaring medical issue might lie within the fat surrounding his organs [/quote]
He done did put a live nutria rat down 'dere in 'dat belly. Laissez les bon temps rouler. ...
re: How many of you would take the season that LSU is having this year
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 5:26 am
Give it a try, Tide Saint.
[img]https://i.imgur.com/1KotOnd.jpg[/img]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/LMJX3ND.png[/img]
You can't tell it now because this post happened to be a white background post instead of a gray one but, I removed the white background from your .sig file in the second image....
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 4:54 am
[quote]Praise Allah[/quote]
If anyone has a way to contact Oregon, maybe inform him that his right tit looks sort of cancerous. I'm no medical doctor but, it looks concerning....
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 4:25 am
[quote]Man last year really did a number on you folks. [/quote]
[img]http://www.cbfseattle.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/stop-living-in-paste-featured.jpg[/img]...
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 3:48 am
[quote]Ol Coach O getting all cute on the 1 yard line. Les would've beat Mizzou.
There, I said it. [/quote]
Les was intellectually leaps and bounds above Oregon and that is truly saying something because, Les was no scholar. He was a wordsmith extraordinaire but, no scholar.
There is no d...
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 3:44 am
[quote]Shouldve kept les miles. He at least would've stayed above .500[/quote]
Definitely. And Les was funny and an easy going lug. Oregon is a little, squat ball of ugly who thinks woman beating is cool and has the emotional composure of a teen-aged girl.
Imagine that ugly frick in the locke...
Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 2:46 am
[img]https://i.imgur.com/ZUpDLEz.png[/img]...
re: This will be LSU's best week of the season.
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 1:44 am
[quote]Major bounce back incoming. We can't lose.. You can book it.[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NZFeXbD.png[/img]...
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