
Defnot Altie
Favorite team: | Alabama ![]() |
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Number of Posts: | 218 |
Registered on: | 10/14/2020 |
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re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:10 am
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Chizik, football knowledge-wise, runs circles around Oregon. It's not even close. In fact, Chizik is probably more intelligent than Oregon in every known and quantifiable way to measure intelligence.
He does look a lot like him though. :lol:
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:04 am
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Oregon
Why do you keep doing this? Why do you think this funny?
Can you clarify what you are referencing? I'm not a mind reader.
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 7:02 am
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You weren't that funny on your other account either
That's rich coming from a poster whose alter, which is currently active, is a punching bag for at least 8 sets of SEC Rant posters. You are a known clown.
I, on the other hand, am new here.
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 6:52 am
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I didn't say I agreed with his point, just that I understand it. His point being you are obsessed with LSU.
His point, if you wish to give it enough credit to qualify as a point, is ridiculous. Making no more than 5 or 6 posts on this board in a 24 hr. period does not equal obsession.
A coonass got his feelings hurt because his team's coach is a literal retard so the coonass grasped at any straw he could reach in a pathetic response to a .jpg.
And here you come, a supposed Alabama fan, comforting him and telling him you understand his point. :yack:
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 6:01 am
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I understand your point
What point do you understand, Viceman? An Alabama fan posted about LSU during Bye Week/Game Week at an early hour? If that is the understanding you have with the coonass, great. Suck that tiger dick a little harder and maybe they will like you.
re: Montgomery, AL
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 4:27 am
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I’ve been to a few places over the years in the south but never to the capitAL. Is it a happening place these days? I say this because there are now TWO postseason bowls - Montgomery Bowl and Camellia Bowl, both in the Cramton Bowl.
Montgomery is alive and very "happening", as you say. If you are planning a visit, my recommedation is to hang out in the Capitol Heights area of downtown Montgomery.
It's a walking paradise with sidewalks everywhere and many fine restaurants to enjoy. Leave your car at the hotel, catch a clean city bus to Capitol Heights with your family, and just spend the day walking around looking at all the old, beautiful homes.
Pack a lunch, if you aren't the restaurant type, and have a picnic at one of the beautiful and scenic parks in the area. It's an experience you or your family will not soon forget.
re: LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 3:00 am
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At 2:38 am, you're posted about LSU on the internet
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Oregon
nailed it
This is an LSU board and all posts are supposed to be about LSU. Have you been living under a rock?
re: Orgeron: "I feel positive about what's going on. We're not that far away."
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 2:56 am
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LSU won the strongest CFP ever.
13-0 LSU
13-0 Ohio State
13-0 Clemson
Hard to take this sham season seriously after that

LSU fans come by living in the past naturally
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/3/20 at 2:38 am
Their leader is no longer living in reality; Oregon is curling up into a cocoon and dreaming of bygone times.

re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 1:56 pm
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You spelled doo-doo wrong you illiterate sister fricker.
It’s not do-do.
Thanks, I don't use that word that often and wasn't sure about it. I'm not a poo connoisseur as you likely are.
re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 8:11 am
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Masterful
Thanks, Tuscaloosa. It was fun writing it. I just added another bit you probably didn't see.
Here it is:
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
re: "I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 7:46 am
My name is Willie T,
I don't have a brain.
I was once hit by a train,
And now I act like I'm age three.
Look at me, look at me, (courtesy to Tuscaloosa)
I have a little wee-wee.
If it weren't for LSU,
I'd probably play with my own doo-doo.
This football board is my only life,
And I lied about having a wife.
Who would marry me,
With my tiny, tiny, wee-wee?
I strive to impress,
So people will think I'm the best.
My feelings on each successive day,
Depend on whether or not people here think I'm gay.
I think I love Saban, no matter what I say,
Because he is looking at me through the camera on gameday.
I wish Saban had been my daddy,
Instead of the old geezer pimp in the broken down '78 Caddy.
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
I'm Willie T and if they ban me, again,
I just may blow my head off after finishing another stinking bottle of gin.
I don't have a brain.
I was once hit by a train,
And now I act like I'm age three.
Look at me, look at me, (courtesy to Tuscaloosa)
I have a little wee-wee.
If it weren't for LSU,
I'd probably play with my own doo-doo.
This football board is my only life,
And I lied about having a wife.
Who would marry me,
With my tiny, tiny, wee-wee?
I strive to impress,
So people will think I'm the best.
My feelings on each successive day,
Depend on whether or not people here think I'm gay.
I think I love Saban, no matter what I say,
Because he is looking at me through the camera on gameday.
I wish Saban had been my daddy,
Instead of the old geezer pimp in the broken down '78 Caddy.
I never had a brother,
So Photoshop became my lover.
While I burn thousands of hours making cartoons,
everyone else in my age bracket is out slaying poon.
I'm Willie T and if they ban me, again,
I just may blow my head off after finishing another stinking bottle of gin.
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 5:33 am
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I’m no medical doctor but that man’s most glaring medical issue might lie within the fat surrounding his organs
He done did put a live nutria rat down 'dere in 'dat belly. Laissez les bon temps rouler.
re: How many of you would take the season that LSU is having this year
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 5:26 am
Give it a try, Tide Saint.
You can't tell it now because this post happened to be a white background post instead of a gray one but, I removed the white background from your .sig file in the second image.


You can't tell it now because this post happened to be a white background post instead of a gray one but, I removed the white background from your .sig file in the second image.
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 4:54 am
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Praise Allah
If anyone has a way to contact Oregon, maybe inform him that his right tit looks sort of cancerous. I'm no medical doctor but, it looks concerning.
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 4:25 am
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Man last year really did a number on you folks.

re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 3:48 am
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Ol Coach O getting all cute on the 1 yard line. Les would've beat Mizzou.
There, I said it.
Les was intellectually leaps and bounds above Oregon and that is truly saying something because, Les was no scholar. He was a wordsmith extraordinaire but, no scholar.
There is no doubt Les would have beat Missouri.
re: Oregon is at 2-3?
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 3:44 am
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Shouldve kept les miles. He at least would've stayed above .500
Definitely. And Les was funny and an easy going lug. Oregon is a little, squat ball of ugly who thinks woman beating is cool and has the emotional composure of a teen-aged girl.
Imagine that ugly frick in the locker room after beating Alabama for the first time in 8 games mumble-growling about beating Alabama forever from there on out.:lol:
Oregon is a ridiculous person that can't be taken seriously by anyone but equally ridiculous clowns and, of course, LSU fans and impressionable football players.
After the auburn game, it's pretty clear that even his own players don't take him seriously any longer; they just quit.
re: This will be LSU's best week of the season.
Posted by Defnot Altie on 11/2/20 at 1:44 am
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Major bounce back incoming. We can't lose.. You can book it.

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