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'Is the building on fire?"
"No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shite load of screen doors."

re: Landman on Paramount

Posted by texn on 12/17/25 at 10:07 am to
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Latina chick being all, You’re just going to have to figure me out and jump through my hoops!


Every Mexican woman that I have known
It's racist of the Church to think that everyone named "Jesus" is of Hispanic decent.

Also, if ICE was there, wouldn't they have also nabbed the 3 Wise Men, because they came from the East (unless they had H-1B visas)
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She rolled down a window to photograph a lion.... Nothing could have been done to save that woman."


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detached garage


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Democrat prosecutor
Me, to front desk clerk while checking into hotel with family: "Is the in-room porn disabled?"

Clerk: "No, it's just regular porn, you sick bastard"

re: Nancy will not run again

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 8:44 am to
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I saw Nancy Pelosi pop up in the news alert and thought it was going to say she was ded


She might as well die, she is already embalmed

re: 67

Posted by texn on 11/6/25 at 8:23 am to
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Schumer demands 200 billion for illegals healthcare


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NFL fining Eagles DT Jalen Carter $57,222 for spitting on Dak


That's more than he expectorated