TreeProf
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | The left coast of Cali-for-ni-A |
| Biography: | Me gots my Ph&D from LSU |
| Interests: | Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women... |
| Occupation: | Professor |
| Number of Posts: | 33 |
| Registered on: | 3/18/2004 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Updated: Can we get an Original Ranters board?
Posted by TreeProf on 12/23/23 at 11:16 am to Wolfhound45
Proudly lurking since 2004! :nana:
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re: Anybody get the saban surgery?
Posted by TreeProf on 7/7/23 at 2:03 pm to Rohan Gravy
I thought “Saban Surgery” was hair plugs…
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Twitter reported they were saying "ACC".
Kinda reminds me of the reinterpretation of "Let's go Brandon"...
I've still got the original SI of Falk after Darth Visor was vanquished (as well as some P&G turf that I tore from the field while attending grad school at the Ole War Skule "back in the day").
It looked horrible because we got pummeled that night.
re: What happens to the Boot Trophy if LSU and Ark stop playing every season?
Posted by TreeProf on 11/15/22 at 2:41 pm to TopWaterTiger
When I was at the Old War Skule, they actually lost the silly trophy and eventually found it in some storage room in the LSU Hall of Fame. REALLY important rivalry...
re: To the haters: Kiffin is happy at Ole Miss.
Posted by TreeProf on 11/2/22 at 6:23 pm to Cheese Grits
Why would Kiffen leave the land of beautiful coeds??? (I've NEVER seen an ugly woman there)
Just look to how the current AD at Nebraska once described the Man-Shark-Bears... "Once a runt, always a runt".
Just look to how the current AD at Nebraska once described the Man-Shark-Bears... "Once a runt, always a runt".
re: Which of the new super hyped SEC teams will perform below lofty expectations?
Posted by TreeProf on 9/1/22 at 2:11 pm to BiggRazorback
The correct answer is ALWAYS Texas 8&4, people!!!
re: Tradition you wish your team would bring back.
Posted by TreeProf on 8/21/22 at 4:19 pm to jvilletiger25
I wouldn’t be upset if the LSU Golden Girls brought back these patriotic uniforms. U-S-A indeed!
FWIW, I still have part of the turf that I tore up following Kevin Faulk et al. beating Darth Visor and the #1 Florida Gators. Sits beside my copy of the SI "See ya Later Gator" cover.
re: Starting to see signs of Ole Miss around town
Posted by TreeProf on 6/9/22 at 12:50 pm to piggilicious
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No bear porn please
It DOES kinda look like Ron Jeremy, no???
re: Poor Mark Emmert & University Presidents
Posted by TreeProf on 12/9/21 at 10:09 pm to GoldenDawg
According to the late great Norm McDonald, the most dangerous job in America was Assistant Crack Whore.
re: Lou Holtz on Kelly hire
Posted by TreeProf on 12/3/21 at 4:09 pm to ibldprplgld
Being a kid in Arkie as a hillbilly back in the 1970's, I'll always be thankful for the 1976 Orange Bowl in which he bitch-slapped #1 Chokelahoma. That said, this is how I will forever remember the man.
re: Kelly can clean house if he wants.
Posted by TreeProf on 12/2/21 at 6:59 pm to TheTigershark
He can start with the compliance department.
Out here on the left coast, people are once again scared of their own shadows, much less the more transmissible Delta variant. Only thing keeping draconian lockdowns from happening again (including LSU/UCLA game) is that Governor is surprisingly at risk of actually being recalled.
Don’t be surprised, however, if some type of vaccine passport (a la NYC) is required before game time. It’s already becoming a reality in the Bay Area to the north, and it might become so for LA County.
Don’t be surprised, however, if some type of vaccine passport (a la NYC) is required before game time. It’s already becoming a reality in the Bay Area to the north, and it might become so for LA County.
re: A compelling argument for why OU and Texas joining the SEC is a good thing
Posted by TreeProf on 7/27/21 at 4:18 pm to tigerfan24736
TL;DR???
re: 10-1, 18-3
Posted by TreeProf on 5/31/21 at 11:43 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
As an Arkansas native (and admittedly, an LSU alum), hawgs gonna hawg. I grew up repeatedly standing on the precipice of greatness, only to be smacked down by "real" teams.
Good luck, baws, but get used to the (normal) agony of defeat...
Good luck, baws, but get used to the (normal) agony of defeat...
re: Sober or Drunk?
Posted by TreeProf on 5/14/21 at 3:26 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Why are the boyscouts checking that dude out in #2?
He watched the A&M yell leader practice video and is confused???
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Whatever the frick we want. Next question.
Sadly, true dat.
COVID Season = Asterisk Championship
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