TreeProf
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | The left coast of Cali-for-ni-A |
| Biography: | Me gots my Ph&D from LSU |
| Interests: | Crushing my enemies, seeing them driven before me, and hearing the lamentations of their women... |
| Occupation: | Professor |
| Number of Posts: | 33 |
| Registered on: | 3/18/2004 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Updated: Can we get an Original Ranters board?
Posted by TreeProf on 12/23/23 at 11:16 am
Proudly lurking since 2004! :nana:
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re: Anybody get the saban surgery?
Posted by TreeProf on 7/7/23 at 2:03 pm
I thought “Saban Surgery” was hair plugs…
re: Wake Forest Fans Chanting…
Posted by TreeProf on 6/12/23 at 2:39 pm
quote:
Twitter reported they were saying "ACC".
Kinda reminds me of the reinterpretation of "Let's go Brandon"...
re: The Geauxt Sports Illustrated Cover
Posted by TreeProf on 12/20/22 at 10:34 pm
I've still got the original SI of Falk after Darth Visor was vanquished (as well as some P&G turf that I tore from the field while attending grad school at the Ole War Skule "back in the day").
re: Vikings uniform tonight....
Posted by TreeProf on 11/24/22 at 8:29 pm
It looked horrible because we got pummeled that night.
re: What happens to the Boot Trophy if LSU and Ark stop playing every season?
Posted by TreeProf on 11/15/22 at 2:41 pm
When I was at the Old War Skule, they actually lost the silly trophy and eventually found it in some storage room in the LSU Hall of Fame. REALLY important rivalry...
re: To the haters: Kiffin is happy at Ole Miss.
Posted by TreeProf on 11/2/22 at 6:23 pm
Why would Kiffen leave the land of beautiful coeds??? (I've NEVER seen an ugly woman there)
Just look to how the current AD at Nebraska once described the Man-Shark-Bears... "Once a runt, always a runt".
Just look to how the current AD at Nebraska once described the Man-Shark-Bears... "Once a runt, always a runt".
re: Which of the new super hyped SEC teams will perform below lofty expectations?
Posted by TreeProf on 9/1/22 at 2:11 pm
The correct answer is ALWAYS Texas 8&4, people!!!
re: Tradition you wish your team would bring back.
Posted by TreeProf on 8/21/22 at 4:19 pm
I wouldn’t be upset if the LSU Golden Girls brought back these patriotic uniforms. U-S-A indeed!
re: Souvenir sod from football field
Posted by TreeProf on 7/28/22 at 11:34 pm
FWIW, I still have part of the turf that I tore up following Kevin Faulk et al. beating Darth Visor and the #1 Florida Gators. Sits beside my copy of the SI "See ya Later Gator" cover.
re: Starting to see signs of Ole Miss around town
Posted by TreeProf on 6/9/22 at 12:50 pm
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No bear porn please
It DOES kinda look like Ron Jeremy, no???
re: Poor Mark Emmert & University Presidents
Posted by TreeProf on 12/9/21 at 10:09 pm
According to the late great Norm McDonald, the most dangerous job in America was Assistant Crack Whore.
re: Lou Holtz on Kelly hire
Posted by TreeProf on 12/3/21 at 4:09 pm
Being a kid in Arkie as a hillbilly back in the 1970's, I'll always be thankful for the 1976 Orange Bowl in which he bitch-slapped #1 Chokelahoma. That said, this is how I will forever remember the man.
re: Kelly can clean house if he wants.
Posted by TreeProf on 12/2/21 at 6:59 pm
He can start with the compliance department.
re: LSU UCLA tickets. Where to look & not get screwed.
Posted by TreeProf on 8/4/21 at 8:41 pm
Out here on the left coast, people are once again scared of their own shadows, much less the more transmissible Delta variant. Only thing keeping draconian lockdowns from happening again (including LSU/UCLA game) is that Governor is surprisingly at risk of actually being recalled.
Don’t be surprised, however, if some type of vaccine passport (a la NYC) is required before game time. It’s already becoming a reality in the Bay Area to the north, and it might become so for LA County.
Don’t be surprised, however, if some type of vaccine passport (a la NYC) is required before game time. It’s already becoming a reality in the Bay Area to the north, and it might become so for LA County.
re: A compelling argument for why OU and Texas joining the SEC is a good thing
Posted by TreeProf on 7/27/21 at 4:18 pm
TL;DR???
re: 10-1, 18-3
Posted by TreeProf on 5/31/21 at 11:43 pm
As an Arkansas native (and admittedly, an LSU alum), hawgs gonna hawg. I grew up repeatedly standing on the precipice of greatness, only to be smacked down by "real" teams.
Good luck, baws, but get used to the (normal) agony of defeat...
Good luck, baws, but get used to the (normal) agony of defeat...
re: Sober or Drunk?
Posted by TreeProf on 5/14/21 at 3:26 pm
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Why are the boyscouts checking that dude out in #2?
He watched the A&M yell leader practice video and is confused???
re: Anyone need a DB? Former 5-star Tyreke Johnson has entered the transfer portal
Posted by TreeProf on 5/12/21 at 3:56 pm
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Whatever the frick we want. Next question.
Sadly, true dat.
re: Why this Alabama team is the GOAT.
Posted by TreeProf on 1/12/21 at 11:10 am
COVID Season = Asterisk Championship
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