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re: The Issues with Dating Today

Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 2:45 pm
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Is it really true that once you go black you don't go back?


Black dicks really are bigger than white ones but shite they're scary looking.

I knew a guy once who's mom was white and dad was black. He looked black though and i asked him "did you at least get the dick"?

He hung his head and quietly said no.

All the hassles of being black and denied the only perk. That's just cold.

Give me a ten inch dick the size of a baby's arm and you can color me as black as wesley snipes.

Anyway, black women intimidate me. I'm not sure i could satisfy them.

re: The Issues with Dating Today

Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 2:37 pm
I haven't been on a date in over 25 years.

All i know is this. If i did have to go out on a date now, i'd have to lose weight, clean up, buy a new wardobe and shave my dick. I look like a frickin hasidic jew down there.

I asked my wife once if she wanted me to shave my cock and balls. She said "no, i wouldn't respect you if you did".

That woman's a gift from the lord.
[quote]The facts of the matter are this. 

About 3 to 4% of the american population is gay. That includes pillow biters and carpet munchers both. 

With that said. Why would anyone really give a shite if they get married or not? And to further refine it, for the most part it's the lesbians who want to get married, not the homos and don't let 'em tell you any different. 

Gay men want to keep the issue of gay marriage, they don't want to do it. Men are men, wether they chug cock or not. Why give up all that semen if you don't have to? If i liked cock, I know i wouldn't. If women approached sex the way men did, we'd never get married either. 

But i'll tell ya this though. Because the nature of a man doesn't change wether you buttfrick or not, these men that do decide to get married are prenupping in such a way that allows them to take the cocks of others. 

They're grounded in who they are.






Well it's the truth man.

Nobody ever wants to strip the vaneer from this shite.

Men are men and i don't care if they chase pussy or chug cock. The male libido is a constant and predictable thing.

These fig hag women for instance who think they have something in common emotionally with these squishy, sensistive gay men? Well they don't have jack shite in common with them. I don't care how much they cry together over their boyfriends and complain about them. The only thing a woman and a gay man have in common is a love for shoes.

Women have zero in common with gay men when it comes to men.

Men are men. Hetero, gay, tranny, bear, twink or flamer, it doesn't matter. When it comes to sex, we're all the same.
The facts of the matter are this.

About 3 to 4% of the american population is gay. That includes pillow biters and carpet munchers both.

With that said. Why would anyone really give a shite if they get married or not? And to further refine it, for the most part it's the lesbians who want to get married, not the homos and don't let 'em tell you any different.

Gay men want to keep the issue of gay marriage, they don't want to do it. Men are men, wether they chug cock or not. Why give up all that semen if you don't have to? If i liked cock, I know i wouldn't. If women approached sex the way men did, we'd never get married either.

But i'll tell ya this though. Because the nature of a man doesn't change wether you buttfrick or not, these men that do decide to get married are prenupping in such a way that allows them to take the cocks of others.

They're grounded in who they are.

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3rd from the bottom is me



Save a little pussy for the rest of us man.
Gump running is a beautiful, majestic thing and right at the time of the year when we're at our most uppity, the reality of who we really are grounds us.

re: Hurts Comments today (Saturday)

Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:41 am
Yeah that's all good.

What i hope happens is jalen simply assumes the number 2 role and if tua goes down and he needs to play more than 4 regular season games then ok.

Half a season as alabama's starter is better than an entire season starting anywhere else and hopefully he sees it that way. Especially when you consider what he's accomplished on this team.

This isn't a typical quarterback transfer/beat out situation, jalen is a very important part of this team and if he can bring himself to do it, still lead in a very meaningful way.
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AIDS is so hot right now





It is for sure. We're working really hard to bring it back.
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So you complain if they’re PC and also complain if they only show their target audience?


Is he complaining or simply making an observation?
Mcdonald's is the same way. They know who their target market is as well.

re: Hurts Comments today (Saturday)

Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:00 am
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Don't be surprised if Mac Jones gets all or most of the mop up duty. Hurts will try to keep his redshirt intact if he doesn't win the job.


The only thing i'm fairly confident in is jalen finishing the season. His role on the team though until that happens is a guess but like you, i wouldn't be surprised if that happens at all. In fact, purely from a practical standpoint, maybe it should?
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Yea, I'd much rather see Jalen who is a proven QB playing on the road against Ole Miss or LSU than Mac Jones.



Yes.

Some people think that because saban was caught on a hot mic criticizing hurts and praising jones during the spring game, that now jones should be our 2nd guy behind tua.

Unlike you, those people aren't thinking things through.
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Yeah, I agree (and OSU plays 11 Power 5 teams in 2018). The SEC needs to go to a 9 game conference schedule...it may not bite us this year but sooner or later it will...and we won't have a valid argument when it does...


You're right.

And with louisville being a power five team in name only. This could absolutely be the year it bites us.
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The two conferences that haven't missed the playoff are the two that only play 8 conference games. As a fan, I'd like nine conference games, but eight is better for getting teams in under the current system. 



Yeah i feel ya man but at what point do we say enough is enough ya know?

A minimum three garbage games a season, sometimes four and depending how bad the conference is, five or more. No kidding really.

This year alabama plays four OOC games, all four are garbage. I know louisville is a power five team but in my opinion, power five in name only. I don't care how far out you schedule louisville. The chances of louisville sucking when you play them are really high. This team should've never been scheduled.

Anyway, if this is the bullshite scheduling college football fans have to endure (i really don't follow the nfl) to get to the playoff, then i'm not interested in the playoff.

I would rather watch alabama or any other power five team play a season of good, exciting football and not make the playoff than watch alabama make the playoff after only playing 3 or 4 games where they might really be challenged. What a lame season that is.

We dump alot of money into this sport and this scheduling is as good as it can get? Nope, save that.

I'll watch alabama play only nine regular season football games this year. I'm boycotting the others. Even espn "the ocho" needs to generate revenue and this year, they ain't gettin' dime one outta me.

It's a shitty, soft, lame schedule and i'm tired of it.

College football is a multi-billion dollar industry and unlike the NFL where there's 16 regular season games and real parity. College football fans only have 12 regular season games and very little parity. If we're lucky, 8 of those 12 games are actually worth watching.

All this money in college football and we only rate maybe 8 decent games a year. It's a shitty product the conferences and networks are putting out there and personally i'm sick of it.

Every power five team needs to schedule 10 power five games. Anything less is bullshite.

I can stomach alabama losing a football game or two but what i can't stomach any longer is wasting my time watching alabama play the citadels of the world. Every game like that should be boycotted.

And speaking of the citadel, you know what i'll be doing when alabama's playing them? Changing the channel and watching a real football game.
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Just get the amber they good in all weather.





That's true. The mirrored lenses are really too dark for normal use.
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You should get the Fathoms instead of whatever model that is.. they look better



I agree they do look better. I have a pair but i find they don't vent well.

I had a great pair of natives once and they vented better than costas.
I'm a sunglasses snob. I've got two pair of costas, both with glass lenses. One pair silver mirror (fathom), the other green mirror (cut).

Get them from amazon, alot cheaper.
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Also do not legalize until a field sobriety test can be developed and we can keep as many stoners off the road as possible


Maybe you've heard this joke.

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

A drunk driver runs a stop sign, a stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

Anyway, good luck trying to convince a pothead driving stoned isn't a problem. They think it's just fine and they're married to it.


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Because potheads believe they're better at video games when they're stoned, they also believe they're better at driving when they're stoned and they believe all this shite, because they're stoned.