Me so gumpy
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Louisiana |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 174 |
| Registered on: | 6/22/2018 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
Recent Posts
Message
re: The Issues with Dating Today
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 2:45 pm
[quote]Is it really true that once you go black you don't go back?[/quote]
Black dicks really are bigger than white ones but shite they're scary looking.
I knew a guy once who's mom was white and dad was black. He looked black though and i asked him "did you at least get the dick"?
He hung h...
1
re: The Issues with Dating Today
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 2:37 pm
I haven't been on a date in over 25 years.
All i know is this. If i did have to go out on a date now, i'd have to lose weight, clean up, buy a new wardobe and shave my dick. I look like a frickin hasidic jew down there.
I asked my wife once if she wanted me to shave my cock and balls. She said...
re: Is anyone actually against gay marriage?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 1:23 pm
[quote]The facts of the matter are this.
About 3 to 4% of the american population is gay. That includes pillow biters and carpet munchers both.
With that said. Why would anyone really give a shite if they get married or not? And to further refine it, for the most part it's the lesbians who wa...
re: Is anyone actually against gay marriage?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 12:11 pm
The facts of the matter are this.
About 3 to 4% of the american population is gay. That includes pillow biters and carpet munchers both.
With that said. Why would anyone really give a shite if they get married or not? And to further refine it, for the most part it's the lesbians who want to get...
re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: That's a Wrap Edition
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 11:52 am
[quote]3rd from the bottom is me
[/quote]
Save a little pussy for the rest of us man.
...
re: Class of 2019 Recruiting MEGATHREAD: That's a Wrap Edition
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:54 am
Gump running is a beautiful, majestic thing and right at the time of the year when we're at our most uppity, the reality of who we really are grounds us.
...
re: Hurts Comments today (Saturday)
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:41 am
Yeah that's all good.
What i hope happens is jalen simply assumes the number 2 role and if tua goes down and he needs to play more than 4 regular season games then ok.
Half a season as alabama's starter is better than an entire season starting anywhere else and hopefully he sees it that way. E...
re: So this HIV infomercial that has been running only has blacks and gays.
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:23 am
[quote]AIDS is so hot right now
[/quote]
It is for sure. We're working really hard to bring it back....
re: So this HIV infomercial that has been running only has blacks and gays.
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:19 am
[quote]So you complain if they’re PC and also complain if they only show their target audience?[/quote]
Is he complaining or simply making an observation?...
re: OT trashy rating: cutting through parking lots to avoid intersections
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:07 am
I'll only do it if i'm running late for work....
re: So this HIV infomercial that has been running only has blacks and gays.
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:05 am
Mcdonald's is the same way. They know who their target market is as well....
re: Hurts Comments today (Saturday)
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 10:00 am
[quote]Don't be surprised if Mac Jones gets all or most of the mop up duty. Hurts will try to keep his redshirt intact if he doesn't win the job.[/quote]
The only thing i'm fairly confident in is jalen finishing the season. His role on the team though until that happens is a guess but like you, i...
re: Hurts Comments today (Saturday)
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 9:54 am
[quote]Yea, I'd much rather see Jalen who is a proven QB playing on the road against Ole Miss or LSU than Mac Jones.[/quote]
Yes.
Some people think that because saban was caught on a hot mic criticizing hurts and praising jones during the spring game, that now jones should be our 2nd guy beh...
re: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your opinion of our schedule?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 9:48 am
[quote]Yeah, I agree (and OSU plays 11 Power 5 teams in 2018). The SEC needs to go to a 9 game conference schedule...it may not bite us this year but sooner or later it will...and we won't have a valid argument when it does...[/quote]
You're right.
And with louisville being a power five team i...
re: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your opinion of our schedule?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/6/18 at 9:42 am
[quote]The two conferences that haven't missed the playoff are the two that only play 8 conference games. As a fan, I'd like nine conference games, but eight is better for getting teams in under the current system.
[/quote]
Yeah i feel ya man but at what point do we say enough is enough ya know...
re: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your opinion of our schedule?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/5/18 at 11:35 pm
It's a shitty, soft, lame schedule and i'm tired of it.
College football is a multi-billion dollar industry and unlike the NFL where there's 16 regular season games and real parity. College football fans only have 12 regular season games and very little parity. If we're lucky, 8 of those 12 games...
re: Please let me know about costa sunglasses?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/5/18 at 10:58 pm
[quote]Just get the amber they good in all weather.
[/quote]
That's true. The mirrored lenses are really too dark for normal use....
re: Please let me know about costa sunglasses?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/5/18 at 10:52 pm
[quote]You should get the Fathoms instead of whatever model that is.. they look better
[/quote]
I agree they do look better. I have a pair but i find they don't vent well.
I had a great pair of natives once and they vented better than costas....
re: Please let me know about costa sunglasses?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/5/18 at 10:47 pm
I'm a sunglasses snob. I've got two pair of costas, both with glass lenses. One pair silver mirror (fathom), the other green mirror (cut).
Get them from amazon, alot cheaper....
re: Anyone here against legalizing marijuana?
Posted by Me so gumpy on 8/5/18 at 9:43 pm
[quote]Also do not legalize until a field sobriety test can be developed and we can keep as many stoners off the road as possible[/quote]
Maybe you've heard this joke.
What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?
A drunk driver runs a stop sign, a stoned driver waits fo...
Popular
77
