Tarps99
| Favorite team: | New Orleans Saints  |
| Location: | Lafourche Parish |
| Biography: | SLHS/Nicholls grad |
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| Number of Posts: | 11411 |
| Registered on: | 4/29/2017 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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I know someone who lives a short train ride from a major airport and travels frequently. This person admitted that several times a year they use points to book a same day flight, take the train to the airport and go to the airline lounge to eat/drink, then cancel the flight before boarding and head back home after a few hours.
Back in the day we had these places called malls where you could do the same thing if the mall had a bar inside.
Now malls are becoming extinct and becoming Amazon warehouses or data centers.
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re: When I die I want the New Orleans Saints to be my pallbearers…..
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 9:17 pm to TechDawg2007
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So they can let me down one more time
Not only that.
They might fumble the casket and drop you down the stairs at church.
You could also ask for a wake at the Superdome as that might be better attended than the next two home games.
re: When did the Audubon annual membership double?
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 8:02 pm to BestBanker
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Dey all axe fuyou.
Maybe the rights to that song increased so, Dey all axe fuyou to pay them more. And if you go to the zoo high, you can actually hear the animals axe fuyou.
re: Anybody ever have a series of dreams?
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 6:44 pm to Corporal Beavis
Here is an idea. Start compiling the dreams in a journal and once you have enough material either write a book or send it to someone in Hollywood for the next Netflix series or Disney Plus special.
re: What's with the delay of the planes coming back?
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 3:55 pm to CorndogKiff
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They are being fitted for their purple coats.
Must be a b*tch to get a 68 Extra Fat and a 12 Dwarf on Sunday afternoon.
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For some reason I thought we could win some games with the easy 2nd half schedule
Sounds like something a radio station manager said about turkeys knowing how to fly and dropping them from a helicopter a few days before Thanksgiving back in the 1970’s in Cincinnati.
re: Kiffin to LSU is official!
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 2:10 pm to reauxl tigers
re: This the guy yall gave me all kinds of mess about being way better than Spence?
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 1:45 pm to whatiknowsofar
Tyler Shough is like that band that has one hit song.
For him it was one game and not even a full season.
For him it was one game and not even a full season.
Instead of LSU going after Kiffin, Saints should make a “strong” arse counter offer for Kiffin.
Saints seem to have a pipeline with OleMiss.
Saints seem to have a pipeline with OleMiss.
This post aged like hot garbage from a seafood processing facility.
re: For those that say Trump can't golf
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 1:23 pm to SirWinston
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I bet he was a great doubles player in tennis
He has been there and done that.
Note: Don’t wear light white clothing, his granny briefs are showing.
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Screw it send 3
Get the Air Force to send one of these:
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The C-5M, with a cargo load of 281,001 pounds (127,460 kilograms), can fly 2,150 nautical miles, offload, and fly to a second base 500 nautical miles away from the original destination — all without aerial refueling. With aerial refueling, the aircraft's range is limited only by crew endurance
If I am reading this right, you or your “friend’s”girlfriend is a whore and sleeping with anyone with a pulse, but they don’t know this, and they think they are the only one. Instead they are receiving sloppy seconds from this chick.
Sex can be a victimless crime until you come home with a VD or a baby.
Sex can be a victimless crime until you come home with a VD or a baby.
re: I remember the days when we would joke around about Gruden, Kiffin, Bellichick, Tomlin,etc
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 6:06 am to The Detroit Lions
Landing a big name with a checkered past will be interesting especially one named Kiffin.
Who is willing to start a Kiffin’s Kajun Korner segment?
Hopefully, LSU has some sort of morals clause in the contract in case Kiffin starts dating a Golden Girl or female athletic staff member.
Also hopefully there are performance requirements in the contract if the contract is as long as BK’s contract. That way if the Lane Train gets derailed in year 3 or 4 we can pull the plug and fire the bum with no further payments. Otherwise LSU may have two deadbeat coaches on the payroll while we search for a third new head coach.
Who is willing to start a Kiffin’s Kajun Korner segment?
Hopefully, LSU has some sort of morals clause in the contract in case Kiffin starts dating a Golden Girl or female athletic staff member.
Also hopefully there are performance requirements in the contract if the contract is as long as BK’s contract. That way if the Lane Train gets derailed in year 3 or 4 we can pull the plug and fire the bum with no further payments. Otherwise LSU may have two deadbeat coaches on the payroll while we search for a third new head coach.
re: Damn you McMahon
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 2:37 am to Barkbowwow
I hate basketball and baseball seasons with way too many games on odd nights and times especially early in the season, but right now your top schools are playing their cupcake matches before the conference schedule begins and reality sets in if you are going to be a great team or a team that will lose to a Nicholls State.
This board when the announcement is officially made.
re: CBP deportation ad ‘There’s no place like home.’
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 2:04 am to Major Dutch Schaefer
How soon before Warner Brothers is asking to take it down using the Wizard of Oz in this context without permission?
But since this is the government using it, I doubt the government gives two fricks about using it, which I like.
Fun fact, the Wizard of Oz original movie was released in 1939 and the copyright on it runs until 2035. MGM released the movie but Warner Brothers acquired the rights to the film over the years. As far as the original Frank Baum books, their copyrights have expired. The same is true for the original silent 1910 film adaptation of the Wizard of Oz.
Other book adaptations are in various copyright statuses depending on when they were released.
But since this is the government using it, I doubt the government gives two fricks about using it, which I like.
Fun fact, the Wizard of Oz original movie was released in 1939 and the copyright on it runs until 2035. MGM released the movie but Warner Brothers acquired the rights to the film over the years. As far as the original Frank Baum books, their copyrights have expired. The same is true for the original silent 1910 film adaptation of the Wizard of Oz.
Other book adaptations are in various copyright statuses depending on when they were released.
re: Your Honest Thoughts On Strip Clubs
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/30/25 at 1:41 am to TigerSharkMan
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kind of having the urge to drive over to Tampa tonight and go to a strip club.
Be honest, this was no urge to visit a female strip club, you just wanted to go see one of those Magic Mike type strip clubs to see dudes with chiseled abs in Speedos if you were headed to Tampa from the House of the Mouse.
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If you’re referring to Boomers, you forgot to include an insatiable appetite for debt and ridiculous borrowing.
After you are dead, it is hard to collect from a corpse.
Unless there are substantial debts or wealth to collect off of, most consumer debt is written off after death or debt collectors stand in line at probate.
re: Bigger grift Aids, Covid, solar and wind, or global warming
Posted by Tarps99 on 11/29/25 at 4:29 pm to ItTakesAThief
Cancer research with all the smoke on a cure just being a multibillion dollar research study away. Yet cancer is still the one of leading causes of death of old people.
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