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re: Statham movies
Posted by messyjesse on 2/24/26 at 11:54 am to KemoSabe65
Transporter is probably my #1 guilty pleasure movie ever. No movie has ever made me cringe in embarrassment at how absolutely fricking stupid it all is while simultaneously making me hoot and holler and laugh my arse off at how much fun it is. When it was over I had the biggest shite-eating grin on my face.
re: Mazda CX-5...Any of you have experience owning a Mazda?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/21/26 at 7:07 pm to doublecutter
Wife and I both have Mazdas (2015 Mazda3 and 2018 CX5). They've been fantastic cars for the 6+ years we've had em.
And yes, that soul red is the prettiest paint job on the road. Nothing comes close.
I'm not some car nut either, I just appreciate a good ride. I would love to own American but Mazdas are as solid as they come.
And yes, that soul red is the prettiest paint job on the road. Nothing comes close.
I'm not some car nut either, I just appreciate a good ride. I would love to own American but Mazdas are as solid as they come.
re: ESPN: Top 100 college QBs this century
Posted by messyjesse on 2/20/26 at 5:03 pm to Diseasefreeforall
Where's Pat White? There aren't 20 QBs from this century that I'd take over him.
re: Olympic speed skater an inch from losing her eye
Posted by messyjesse on 2/20/26 at 4:39 pm to cpp2208
Speed skating, as currently governed, is such a colossally fricking stupid sport.
But so awesome.
But so awesome.
re: ESPN: Top 100 college QBs this century
Posted by messyjesse on 2/20/26 at 1:58 pm to Sheriff Brackett
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He had a great game in the Rose Bowl against USC, but that's pretty much it.
Calling it merely a "great game" doesn't really do it justice. It was arguably the best championship game performance ever.
And I think folks lump his 2005 Rose Bowl performance in there too. He accounted for over 800 yards and 9 TDs in those two games. Texas really had no business being competitive in either of those games but VY dragged them across the finish line both times.
The list of QBs who could just single-handedly take over a big game like that with almost no help from their skill positions is exceedingly short. Cam and Vick are maybe the only others.
re: When did it dawn on you that Indiana was like legit legit?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/18/26 at 10:34 pm to JamalMurry27
I said in this topic from the 2024 season that Indiana was legitimately playing like the best team in the country (though admitting it might still be a ruse).
Every now and then a historically bad team will rise up to start 8-0 or 9-0 by fattening on a weak schedule and maybe running some gimmicky offense before they run into a team with elite talent and it all comes crashing down.
I never felt that with Indiana going back to last year. They have been as solid and steady as any team in the country since Cig took over. Hell, I think they were the #3 team last year behind OSU and ND, the NCG participants who coincidentally gave Indiana their only losses.
Every now and then a historically bad team will rise up to start 8-0 or 9-0 by fattening on a weak schedule and maybe running some gimmicky offense before they run into a team with elite talent and it all comes crashing down.
I never felt that with Indiana going back to last year. They have been as solid and steady as any team in the country since Cig took over. Hell, I think they were the #3 team last year behind OSU and ND, the NCG participants who coincidentally gave Indiana their only losses.
re: Does it seem random that Florida has had this excellent basketball program since 2000?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/18/26 at 10:47 am to JamalMurry27
UConn with their absurd tourney success from relative obscurity in that same timeframe makes UF a greater afterthought than they should be.
re: Finally, a sport where LSU, OM and AL combine our strengths to become an unstoppable force
Posted by messyjesse on 2/17/26 at 11:53 pm to paperwasp
According to this, Wisconsin has 50 of the top 100 drunkest counties in America. Literally half from one state.
71 of the state's 72 counties rank in the top 300, out of 3,150. (Pick up the slack, Burnett). That's 98.6% of WI counties at or above the 91st percentile.
Wisconsin would lap the field multiple times by themselves.
No shame in a silver medal here, Region 8 :cheers:
71 of the state's 72 counties rank in the top 300, out of 3,150. (Pick up the slack, Burnett). That's 98.6% of WI counties at or above the 91st percentile.
Wisconsin would lap the field multiple times by themselves.
No shame in a silver medal here, Region 8 :cheers:
re: Hottie dentist performing surgeries drunk
Posted by messyjesse on 2/17/26 at 8:10 pm to El Segundo Guy
She was actually my dentist here in Plano years ago. Definitely a cutie. Never smelled like alcohol :dunno:
re: Tits or arse?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/15/26 at 7:03 pm to Uga Alum
Breast guy here. Always have been, always will be.
I want to like butts, but I can't get over the fact that every butt I look at, no matter how healthy, is going to dump a pile of fresh steaming shite sooner or later.
I want to like butts, but I can't get over the fact that every butt I look at, no matter how healthy, is going to dump a pile of fresh steaming shite sooner or later.
re: Who was the better college QB Cam Newton, Tim Tebow, or Vince Young ?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/12/26 at 12:58 am to BuckI
One game, Vince.
One season, Cam.
Career, Timmy.
One season, Cam.
Career, Timmy.
re: Need for Speed Underground 2's Soundtrack
Posted by messyjesse on 2/4/26 at 11:56 pm to GeauxOn
NCAA Football 06 is up there for me.
Hotline Miami.
Hotline Miami.
re: What are some underrated/overrated Super Bowl plays?
Posted by messyjesse on 2/4/26 at 11:23 pm to PeteRose
XLIV obviously has several memorable ones for the Saints but one play that always stood out to me was Manning's moonball to Clark to convert 3rd down during that 3rd quarter drive where the Colts take the lead.
The NFL sucks and won't let me embed this URL, so just open a new tab and skip to the 59:00 mark to watch it: LINK
Still possibly the most "how the shite did that ball get there" throw I've ever seen. I've posted about it before but it never seems to get much love. Criminally underrated throw by Manning.
The NFL sucks and won't let me embed this URL, so just open a new tab and skip to the 59:00 mark to watch it: LINK
Still possibly the most "how the shite did that ball get there" throw I've ever seen. I've posted about it before but it never seems to get much love. Criminally underrated throw by Manning.
re: Looking for how you all save for your kids (529 vs brokerage vs custodial)
Posted by messyjesse on 1/27/26 at 1:19 pm to Lazy But Talented
We're looking very closely at the 530As coming out later this year. Basically IRAs for kiddos. We're currently funding 529s for our two children but if the advantages are there and if the ability to roll ever comes to fruition it'll be an attractive option.
re: Military guys... who's your favorite service member past or present?
Posted by messyjesse on 1/27/26 at 9:15 am to yadaddy
Not military myself but I've always been fond of those lunatic test pilots.
Joseph Kittinger's life would make an awesome biopic.
Joseph Kittinger's life would make an awesome biopic.
re: The best rants in movie/tv history
Posted by messyjesse on 1/26/26 at 3:22 pm to TygerTyger
This is good but I actually prefer Cruise's drunken rant more :lol:
re: 1/25-1/26 2026 Major Deep South Winter Storm Thread
Posted by messyjesse on 1/24/26 at 10:04 pm to LSUFanHouston
DFW checking in. This is one of the weirdest "storms" I've experienced. There's been very little wind and the rain has hardly been heavier than a drizzle. From behind a screen I can hardly tell anything's falling. Yet every time I look at the ground it's a little bit whiter.
Power's fine at the moment but I have about a half cord ready to go if needed.
Power's fine at the moment but I have about a half cord ready to go if needed.
re: I can’t recall a better team of all time than the Hoosiers 16-0
Posted by messyjesse on 1/20/26 at 12:22 am to TxAgveteran
Their largest deficit all season was 7 points, which they faced twice. Once to OSU in the B1GCG and once to frickin Old Dominion in the first game of the season :lol:
They never trailed in the playoff.
In a 16-game season that's absurd.
GOAT team, probably not. But they're pretty damn well up there.
They never trailed in the playoff.
In a 16-game season that's absurd.
GOAT team, probably not. But they're pretty damn well up there.
re: Cignetti = CLUTCH TIMEOUT on that final drive
Posted by messyjesse on 1/19/26 at 10:28 pm to The Detroit Lions
All of his 2nd half timeouts looked colossally stupid TBH.
Until they didn't.
Until they didn't.
re: Miami out gained Indiana
Posted by messyjesse on 1/19/26 at 10:23 pm to SEC Doctor
Never had a lead.
re: CFP Championship ••• Miami (FL) 21 @ Indiana 27 FINAL ••• Hoosier Daddy?
Posted by messyjesse on 1/19/26 at 9:42 pm to SirWinston
Massive stones on IU for that whole sequence.
Even in these close games they've had, nothing has ever felt forced. They're not running trick plays or anything fancy. They just play hard and execute. It's phenomenal.
Even in these close games they've had, nothing has ever felt forced. They're not running trick plays or anything fancy. They just play hard and execute. It's phenomenal.
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