Soup Sammich

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Im assuming a bargen on the price not quality Hell ill play for 100k im a bargin, sign me up im basically aaron

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This is impressive.

I used to not like him but I think Askren starting the Marty thing and having some boring fights got him a lot of hate. I saw where he addressed the Marty thing and Usman didn’t deny it, an old wrestling coach gave him that nickname because he couldn’t pronounce his real name.

Usman’s knees are shot. After hearing about how bad they are, it’s crazy he can compete at the level he does.

Bathroom would be awesome with him eating Spaghetti like on Gummo

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Bro. How’d you sleep?

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Slept good but my back hurts like hell. Better than my arse. I’ve decided to put that rapist in a stall, get a bucket behind that big bitch and reestablish dominance.

That or bring the electric cattle prod and pop her every time she comes hopping up like a dog too close.

I’m hitting the hay right now.

First for me. Scary situation. Very friendly cow but acts like a dog. Thought I was gonna be the first person ever to take an udder up the bunghole.

Honestly, I didn’t know what was happening. Felt shear terror because 2 bulls and some horses where in there also. None of which are under 1000lbs.
I was immediately taken down from behind and it was obvious it had reared up and came down from up high towards my shoulders.
I scrambled out with relatively minor injuries but banged up pretty good. Bunghole intact though.
I’m not lactose intolerant but I want no part of an udder in my arse or the other guy there showing up and finding a fricked up cow dry humping my dead corpse. Would he have told my family the details?

Obviously they don’t have erect udders but I can’t get an erection either but I’ve jammed into my wife a few times. Just stuffed it in. She reminds me of a cow so it could be a correlation between the two.

But on a serious note, it was really a scary and traumatizing situation so I’m trying to make light of it all. I really don’t know what the cow was doing but with the horses and bulls also in there, I didn’t want to end up in a Mr. Hands situation since I wasn’t sure which animal It was at that moment. Or mauled and trampled.
My job requires me to feed them in the pen and keep them gentle around people. I must be really terrible at it or way too good at it. I don’t think I can get back in that pen. I just can’t. Been around livestock my entire life but this one shook me.
I should get to see the whole encounter on the cameras installed there but I don’t know if I want to bring it up to the owner if he hasn’t checked yet. He usually does only if something happened. I doubt he checks video of all the cameras every evening but these are his pride and joys of the farm.
But he is gonna want to know why I won’t keep feeding in there with no protection. (It’s pouring feed in a trough in the middle of a pen.)
I’m also worried about how I probably acted like a wuss and possibly screamed like a woman. (Maybe a few tears and hyperventilating once I was out of danger...but that’s not proven)

Sorry this is kind of long and weird. I needed to vent this bc im not telling my wife I’m scared of a cow or my friends either. But maybe I’m thinking too much into it but now is kinda funny but I’m not getting back I that pen alone no matter what if at all.
Also the OT would be the perfect place to post this.

Some that were nominated but didn’t win that are better than some of these:

Bradley Cooper (A Star is Born)
*most probably don’t agree

Jeff Bridges (True Grit)

I say he is a take. Can play football too. Look up his football highlights when he went by Sam McGuffie

If I ever get life in prison, I’m making sure I get sent to a women’s prison. Since I have a micro penis according to my wife...it will be my time to shine!

Need to make a sign for Dick Vitale showing Javonte Smart’s home after signing with LSU and Zion’s after signing with Duke.

Side by side.