OldmanBeasley

re: Give these NFL script writers a raise

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/4/26 at 10:49 pm to castorinho

quote:
Give these NFL script writers a raise

Appreciate the support brother. I think you’re really going to enjoy what we came up with for the playoffs. It’s going to get weird.

re: NFL Various Games - Week 18

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/4/26 at 10:35 pm to lsuman25

The perfect ending

re: The Class of Wales, Swansea Ascension season thread.

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/4/26 at 5:34 pm to OldmanBeasley

frick

Soccer Board

re: US Attacking Venezuela

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/3/26 at 9:22 pm to Steve Rogers

quote:
US Attacking Venezuelaby

re: Looking for a kitten

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/3/26 at 9:19 pm to OWLFAN86

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its science

Who are you, the gay Mexican Mengele?

re: Looking for a kitten

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/3/26 at 9:16 pm to OWLFAN86

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And pay attention to the breed and the male or female, it does make a difference

That’s racist and sexist.

re: Dedan Thomas Jr. DOUBTFUL for SEC opener...

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/3/26 at 1:26 pm to moldy_tiger

Brutal loss. Hopefully he’s back healthy soon.

Tiger Rant

re: US Attacking Venezuela

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/3/26 at 8:08 am to L1C4

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Lol, Venezuela was no threat to the US, or anyone else for that matter.

Guyana disagrees

re: Ole Miss, Indiana, & Oregon win | CFP New Year’s Day Games

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 10:48 pm to OK Roughneck

That was an all time bad attempt at whatever the frick they were trying to do.

re: Florida and TD’s prized kicker in the transfer portal

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 4:15 pm to xBirdx

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You serious? A father being proud of his son is now being a “retard”?

Real subtle I’ve never read a Gaston thread brag.

re: Florida and TD’s prized kicker in the transfer portal

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 1:57 pm to lsupride87

This that retard’s kid that post all of the shitty things his kid has done the past few years?

re: Oregon vs Texas Tech Orange Bowl

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 1:41 pm to Civildawg

Gotta send the qb to the gulag.

re: Leeds United 2025-26 season-long thread: HMS Piss Survival

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 1:26 pm to S

Hell of a point for the boys

Soccer Board

re: The Class of Wales, Swansea Ascension season thread.

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 1/1/26 at 1:13 pm to OldmanBeasley

Swans remain undefeated in 2026. Experts saying it’s highly unlikely they’ll lose once this year.

Soccer Board

re: US poised to end 2025 with the largest one-year drop in homicides ever recorded

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/31/25 at 12:24 pm to RLDSC FAN

This country is going soft. Completely losing its edge.

re: NE WR Stefon Diggs facing felony charge

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/30/25 at 1:50 pm to Doctor B

re: Arrogant surgeon allows 12 year old to drill into patient's brain...

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/30/25 at 11:34 am to lsugorilla

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It’s an operation on the head. What does a gynecological hysterectomy have to do with it?

If you slip the surgeon a couple of hundred bucks, he’ll typically throw in a lobotomy to go with the hysterectomy.

re: Ozempic facing $2 billion worth of lawsuits

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/27/25 at 6:08 pm to Reubaltaich

Ozempic shrunk my dick

re: Ask me anything! 1st Christmas w/ myself. Separated in March

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/25/25 at 8:03 pm to FahQGump

How big is too big?

re: Sister’s jackass boyfriend just told my kids Santa isn’t real

Posted by OldmanBeasley on 12/24/25 at 9:26 pm to SallysHuman

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Um... except the young children... right?!

Sorry didn’t realize this was a Mormon family.