OldmanBeasley
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Charlotte |
| Biography: | God bless Alberta |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Professional Scapegoat |
| Number of Posts: | 11231 |
| Registered on: | 6/12/2014 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Its 2:38 am on a random day in August 2002 and you just woke up on your couch
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/28/26 at 3:49 pm to S
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Stay tuned for girls gone wild.
Those girls would go wild just for a free tshirt. Always wondered what they would have done for a Klondike bar.
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re: Dumbest injury or cause of injury you have heard of?
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/26/26 at 3:04 pm to S
San Francisco Giants outfielder Harrison Bader ended his 2026 season after crashing a scooter into the back of a San Francisco Fire Department fire truck
re: “The absolute state” Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/25/26 at 10:14 am to 225rumpshaker
tState of college athletics. The whole thing has just become absurd. Will always have the nostalgia at least.
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/22/26 at 12:09 pm to southpawcock
Swans remain undefeated. We march on.
re: 2026 / 2027 Leeds United season-long thread HMS Consolidate
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/22/26 at 10:46 am to 225rumpshaker
That was class
re: A Quick Way To Pay Down/Pay Off The $40 Trillion National Debt
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/20/26 at 2:16 pm to ronniep1
We should do a nationwide charity car wash or maybe go door to door selling meat sticks.
re: It's disturbing how many women think Lindsay Clancy should be free
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/20/26 at 11:15 am to Cregg
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I laughed out loud the other day when she said she is a therapist to parents that have an adult child that is a failure to launch
They’re having problems with their trebuchet?
re: Why are so many women defending Lindsay Clancy?
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/20/26 at 10:31 am to ell_13
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Im upset, emotional, and gay. How much Xanax would you give me?
Zero. Shock therapy and leeches are what you need.
re: It's disturbing how many women think Lindsay Clancy should be free
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/20/26 at 8:46 am to Loup
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All of a sudden we have a bunch of feminists acting like their hormones are in complete control of them and they can't do anything about it.
And if men try and use that excuse they get laughed at and permanently banned from ever entering Norway.
re: Oklahoma State coach Eric Morris shoots armadillo in yard
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/19/26 at 9:53 pm to NorthshoreTiger76
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Oklahoma State coach Eric Morris shoots armadillo in yard
When in Rome
re: 2026 / 2027 Leeds United season-long thread HMS Consolidate
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/17/26 at 1:28 pm to 225rumpshaker
After much thought and deliberation with family, friends and spiritual advisers, Oldmanbeasley will be officially supporting Leeds United Football Club for the 2026-2027 English Premier League season. Oldmanbeasley will not be taking further questions at this time. Thank you and God bless.
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/15/26 at 10:57 am to OldmanBeasley
Top of the league. Swans get it done at Stoke.
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/14/26 at 9:57 pm to 225rumpshaker
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Who wins the welsh cup this year? Swans
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/14/26 at 5:52 pm to S
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Cardiff gfy
shite club in a shite city.
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/14/26 at 5:32 pm to 225rumpshaker
Hopefully never
re: 2026-2027 Swansea Return to Greatness Season Thread
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/14/26 at 4:32 pm to OldmanBeasley
Hoping everyone is mentally, physically, and sexually prepared for the season opener tomorrow.
re: Disgraced Cambridge "professor" Arday found dead
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 8/14/26 at 3:36 pm to Centinel
Old boy would make up the craziest claims and accomplishments that weren’t remotely possible and the academic community would just respond by promoting and praising him. Very sad ending, but it’s insane the blatant lies that he got away with for years.
re: WNBA Seattle Storm Co-Owner harassed teen female fans during game
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/29/26 at 5:50 pm to tiggerthetooth
Like old Millard Fillmore used to say, there’s nothing nastier than an old dried up dyke.
re: Ants are terrible this year (Suggestions on DIY stuff used)
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/27/26 at 9:19 am to taylormade
Have you tried diplomacy?
re: UNC’s GM Michael Lombardi placed on paid administrative leave
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/27/26 at 8:26 am to Nitrogen
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paid administrative leave
Dream job
re: What EPL teams play an attacking style?
Posted by OldmanBeasley on 7/20/26 at 6:07 pm to DestrehanTiger
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Now, I still have YouTubeTV, but I have to pay extra for Peacock. I understand it as a business, but I am just pointing out that the barriers of entry to fandom was much lower.
It’s not the first time you’ve paid extra for cock
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