
SECeChampMizzouHere
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re: Getting screwed by a stripper twice - Bourbon Street trials and tribulations
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/27/14 at 11:43 am
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that was really into me
Wow, sounds like it. She gave you a free blowjob and only asked 300 dollars for it, and then only stole your wallet... Twice?
You're in bro!
re: Missouri Board Access
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 11:29 pm
Good luck
re: Honest perception of LSU fans
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 10:59 pm
I really don't have any perception of them TBH, we haven't played them and they usually aren't around for the SEC Championship game for us to get that opportunity.
re: Michael Bradley will be himself Tuesday
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 8:59 pm
Please shut the hell up.
Bradley is damn awful and everyone has said next game he would come out. Guess what, he's still awful and this team made it through in spite of him.
Bradley is damn awful and everyone has said next game he would come out. Guess what, he's still awful and this team made it through in spite of him.
re: Group G Finale | United States of F#ch Yeah v. Deutschland | score in OP
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 11:39 am
This game looks fixed.
Germany has had some awesome opportunities and kick it softly to Howard each and every time
Germany has had some awesome opportunities and kick it softly to Howard each and every time
re: Group G Finale | United States of F#ch Yeah v. Deutschland | score in OP
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 11:11 am
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but we are clearly playing for the draw and they are playing for the win
No, they are just amazing.
re: Group G Finale | United States of F#ch Yeah v. Deutschland | score in OP
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/26/14 at 11:10 am
It's odd that in all of America we don't have a collegiate level capable back.
re: Meanwhile in Japan, "live sushi" is apparently a trend
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 10:34 pm
Jokes on you, never heard of a docking party or a clomper.
You're still a virgin btw
Know how I know you're british? You use words like clomper
You're still a virgin btw
Know how I know you're british? You use words like clomper
re: Meanwhile in Japan, "live sushi" is apparently a trend
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 10:26 pm
Know how I know you're a virgin? Your biggest grape with the country that needed a few more nukes is cartoon porn
re: OT medical experts: black vomit is bad, how bad?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 7:21 am
Have you ever heard of anyone dieing due to black vomit?
No
There's your answer
No
There's your answer
re: OT's thoughts on this GIF?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 2:01 am
I think we have finally run out of good topics for the Internet and are thus left with this
re: What's your bad boy flair?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 1:27 am
Nah not a big girl, just aggressive, like wolverine
re: What's your bad boy flair?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 1:19 am
Yeah, I thought I had broken my penis before, it bent and made a popping sound when girl was on top. Blood came out, I passed out on the bathroom floor.
re: What's your bad boy flair?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/25/14 at 1:06 am
I've got a marine boot camp t shirt...
That I wore home after banging some sloot.
Who somehow had come upon a marine boot camp t shirt...
That I wore home after banging some sloot.
Who somehow had come upon a marine boot camp t shirt...
re: Stout's Gaming Sh*t I Find in Repo Houses
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 11:03 pm
I would love having those N64 and NES games. Would be a waste though as they'd stop working after I came all over them
re: the single greatest collection of booty gifs ever?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 10:58 pm
Uhm, any average girl you would find by walking down most streets. Little early in the year for snowmen to be brought back to life. Snowmen don't know nothing when their brought back to life...
re: Did two children just die on Bluff Road in Ascension Parish?
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 10:54 pm
Hindsight it's easy to say shouldn't have had the kids out there fishing. No one can imagine something like this happening to them though. You wouldn't even contemplate it, and it shouldn't ever happen. So sad for those involved
re: Time for some epic lifehacks
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 1:37 pm
Welfare, food stamps, and unemployment. They literally pay you to do nothing.
It's like a life cheat code
It's like a life cheat code
re: Why do some people say congratulations for a child out of wedlock
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 12:09 pm
Is it only 40 percent of a baby if the parents aren't married or something?
re: University offers athletic scholarships to video gamers
Posted by SECeChampMizzouHere on 6/24/14 at 12:08 pm
quote:
NCAA Gamer '15
Say what you want, after '12 though I won't drop another penny on this series.
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