speshultiger

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Why would the best football program in all of the US , fear another program?

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I am suspecting you not really to be a real LSU fan. Real tigers know we give to the Alabammers an ole fashined gumpthumping and have no doubts we are the better team. The SEC GC needs to be an all tiger afair this year. There can be no doubts in real tigers heads that we thwomp the gumps and spoil there attempt to repeat this year.

I think last week when we beet the Furman Paladins so convinsingly showed the football world we still mean serious business and Bama will fear us as we roll into town and invade their stoopid stadium this Saturday and ruin their title hopes since beating them means we go directly to the SEC CG and play the ohter tigers that arent as good as us. LSU. LSU. LSU.

Forust Gump was a very nice ma-yan. You barners are lucky to have such a speshul guy come from your state.

1.) Alabama loses 1 game. They lose that game to us. We have 2 losses. So what. Everyone knows we are better than them and deserve to play in the SECCG more than stupid gumps do.

2.) We played like supermen today. We beat the Furman Paladins and we looked good doing it.

3.) The movie star Famous Jamist gets fired for being a bad actor.

4.) Auburn hires Gene Chizik as their defensive coordinater and Cam's father returns to Auburn to finish his church repairs. They get disqualified from contention.

5.) The man-hero Jonathan F. Football slips on a banana peel in Tiger Stadium put there by one of our clashy fans and hurts his knee.

6.) A hurricane comes and sinks the whole state of Miami into the sea.

7.) We beat the Oregon Ducks in 2011. That will move us ahead of them in the polls.

8.) Crazy Cal fans chop down the Stanford tree.

9.) Les Miles get institutionalized.

10.) We play Mizzou in the SECCG. We win because our tigersh are speshuler than their tigersh.

That is all.