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Looks like UGA is already two for three on that same account.

Got buttfricked by Bama in that same year.

Got buttfricked by LSU yesterday. Yaw, yaw, yaw!

Are you anxiously awaiting 2023 when OU gets the chance to buttfrick you in Gaylord Memorial?
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They have no idea what they're talking about. They never do. Most of them saw us for the first time all season yesterday.


lol

You have a RB that can sometimes throw the ball when he's not fumbling it in the face of pressure.

Cede is a great WR and will probably go in the first round of the draft. I'll give you that.

You have a decent defense, but in the Big 12, that's like saying "oh, we have the least smelly turd in the outhouse!"

The best OU wins this year are: Texas (they suck), Baylor (good games), Iowa State (almost lost that one) and TCU (they suck).

The sooners have played exactly two good teams this year and both have been Baylor.
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Lmao. OU has weapons at every position. The defense is also top 25 and gets tons of pressure and sacks.


No they don't lol
Picking from those three is like asking which turd you want to grab from the Portajohn.

Arkansas has shown any potential coach they may not have time for a rebuild. Let's face facts here, they suck royally and it's going to be a multi-year rebuild for any coach they hire. But Arkansas will only give them two years to make an impact.

Social Justice U will continue to slide for a while. However, low expectations on the fan base side would make it attractive.

Ole Miss is probably the "best" position open since it has been relevant more recently even if it is bad news. The good news is they pay a nice buyout when you get fired.
The only thing Kiffin is chasing in the SEC are the coeds.

That being said, I'm not sure even he wants a dumpster fire like Arkansas.
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The new coach will be the 10th highest paid coach in the NCAA.


What? You're going to not only hire Butch Jones, but give him a raise when UT fires him?

re: Vandy, you can eat shite!

Posted by Grand Vol on 9/24/17 at 11:40 am
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This post has me curious if I can tie my shoes in the dark. I've never had to, but I can't imagine it's that difficult right?

brb


I mean, how hard can it be for you to do up your Velcro straps in the dark?
Scott Satterfield - Appy State.

Makes the most out of what he has.
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It's hard to hate on Vandy. They are kinda like your retarded brother. Anytime they do something decent, everyone is happy for them.


Not really. They tend to bring it on themselves.

re: Possible Ole Miss HC candidates

Posted by Grand Vol on 7/21/17 at 10:07 am
Some random 2A high school coach in Backwater, North Dakota?

Nobody worth their salt would touch that program right now with the impending NCAA hammer.

re: Team SEC's chances this postseason

Posted by Grand Vol on 12/6/16 at 6:51 am
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and world renowned academics


Since when did coloring within the lines become a "world renowned" academic?
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You lost to USCe and Vandy in a season where Vowels thought you'd be NC's........again. We're loaded with true freshmen and it took UT an illegal screen (two defensive holds) in the end zone to "win". Wonder who is more disappointed with the season.


Your tears are still delicious.

I really, really don't get the Kiffin love in the fan base. Asking him to come back and coach is akin to asking the live in pool boy that was banging your wife and bragging about it on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter to move back into your house because he's a good cook.

It's straight unnatural.
Vandy winning?



They have quit. That was as plain as day in the Mizzou game.

re: Who is the best RB combo so far?

Posted by Grand Vol on 10/9/16 at 6:38 pm
Hurd and Kamara.

Outside the SEC, Perine and Mixon at OU have been flying under the radar, but have put up good numbers this year.
Miles goes to Kentucky as HC after this season and gets them a steady diet of 7-5, 8-4 years.

UK fans rejoice.

re: Thoughts on Aggy/Tennessee?

Posted by Grand Vol on 10/2/16 at 5:32 pm
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I'm concerned about our LBs. If we don't get Darrin Kirkland Jr. back it's going to be hard sleding. I think we can live with JRMs backup but for this game we need our ILB back in the worst way.


I've been surprised at how well Jumper has been playing this season. Certainly a turnaround from where he was last year. It's like something switched and he's gone into beast mode.

Don't get me wrong, I'd still pick DK Jr 99% of the time, but Jumper hasn't disappointed like he did last year.
Houston.

Never underestimate a determined team and one with nothing to lose.