Parothed
| Favorite team: | Texas  |
| Location: | Houston, TX |
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| Number of Posts: | 18 |
| Registered on: | 10/11/2013 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Texas Longhorns defense
Posted by Parothed on 1/11/23 at 12:55 pm
You know the difference between offense and defense, don't you?
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re: Why Would The SEC Allow The Last Place Team From A Mediocre Conference
Posted by Parothed on 9/27/22 at 8:54 am
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Dead last after the first third of the season. And the SEC thinks they are worthy? I just don't get it. whorn is in for a rude awakening.
Appalachian State says hi...
re: Welcome to Austin!
Posted by Parothed on 9/8/22 at 1:14 pm
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Your campus is tiny
Yours is where they'd insert the hose if they were going to give the US an enema
re: T or F: West Virginia would be a better addition than Texas
Posted by Parothed on 9/2/22 at 10:41 am
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True. I've lived in Texas for 20 years. Longhorns suck azz. Students and alumni are made up of either spoiled entitled brats, retarded liberals, butch lesbians licking dildos in the street, or gay dudes who'd like you to give them a pounding.
You're hanging out in the wrong bars...
re: Del Conte already has Sankey under his thumb. Money talks and BS walks
Posted by Parothed on 8/24/22 at 9:30 am
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Y'all can sell all your meth making doublewides, pool the proceeds and you still won't come within a country mile of Texas.
Rule #1: Don't Mess With Texas
Rule #2 See Rule #1
Hook'em
Please ignore OP...we may be cocky and/or a little arrogant but not all Longhorns are this stupid
re: Who is #24 for Auburn?
Posted by Parothed on 11/10/15 at 4:24 pm
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Who is #24 for Auburn?
Did you try Google?
You expect them to know how to spell Google?
re: The Swagcopter Crashed...
Posted by Parothed on 10/26/15 at 8:03 am
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I can handle the hate smack from LSU, we deserve it. They're our more successful brother. What I can't stand for is some big 12 wallflower shithead walking in here and kicking us while we're down. It shouldn't be upvoted, celebrated, or applauded. Especially by our SEC brethren.
I was once told that the SEC is like a family. We may fight amongst ourselves, but don't tolerate midwestern rustbucket fans coming into our house and pushing around our siblings.
Typical aggie...looking for someone else to fight their fight.
re: Vaught-Hemingway reminds me of those Big XII stadiums we used to play in
Posted by Parothed on 10/23/15 at 3:30 pm
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A&M has more girls than Ole Miss has total students and faculty combined.
Maybe so but most of them look like this...
re: A&M has Glow in the Dark Helmets for Halloween Game - ends up playing at 11am
Posted by Parothed on 10/20/15 at 9:22 am
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We will just save the glow in the dark unis for LoLsu when we are playing for the SEC West Championship in BR (at night).
You do know that night games are typically played under some pretty bright lights don't you? There's not much night to light up...
re: Texas A&M frat takes "cheap shot" at Nick Saban's daughter
Posted by Parothed on 10/16/15 at 3:15 pm
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Joose, Night Train, Swishers, Four Loko, MD 20/20, tall boys, meat pies, ice cream
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I haven never bought or consumed any of this except ice cream and tall boys.
They don't let you guys hang out around schools, do they?
re: Texas A&M frat takes "cheap shot" at Nick Saban's daughter
Posted by Parothed on 10/16/15 at 3:04 pm
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Jesus College Station looks depressing
If you were to give the world an enema college station is where you'd stick the hose.
re: SEC-Related: Did Alabama truly break Texas?
Posted by Parothed on 10/5/15 at 4:58 pm
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This is just sad. Give it a rest. Texas is the shite and no one cares about A&M.
FIFY
re: SEC-Related: Did Alabama truly break Texas?
Posted by Parothed on 10/5/15 at 4:16 pm
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Remind me ... Is it t.u. or TAMU that plays on national television every Saturday nowadays?
You'd have to ask Tennessee...
re: SEC-Related: Did Alabama truly break Texas?
Posted by Parothed on 10/5/15 at 4:15 pm
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greatest win in Texas history
No...that'd be our 2005 National Championship.
You know how great winning the championships feels right? You probably know that feeling better than most schools, didn't y'all just win the 1919 and 1927 national championships in 2012?
re: SEC-Related: Did Alabama truly break Texas?
Posted by Parothed on 10/5/15 at 12:59 pm
You do realize that that same broken Texas team beat you 27-25 with Case McCoy on your way out, right? CASE McCoy beat you!! I love the fact that we sent you on your way with a loss but, more than that, the fact that we beat you with the college football version of Pee-Wee Herman...priceless!!!
re: Fire Up the Coaches Board. Texas fired their A.D
Posted by Parothed on 9/17/15 at 2:47 pm
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We fricked you in the arse by leaving you barefoot and pregnant
I don't find an aggot fantasizing about anal sex all that surprising but have to admit that I do find it odd that you left the sheep out of the story. As for leaving us pregnant, your parents did teach you which hole is for poopin' and which one's for pumpin', didn't they?
re: TCU should be in the SEC
Posted by Parothed on 12/31/14 at 1:21 pm
I'll take a college town that's the size of Atlanta proper over College Station...if the State of Texas was ever given an enema College Station is where they'd stick the hose.
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