
JChatham
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Registered on: | 9/29/2013 |
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Meltdown Time, LSU and Oklahoma
Posted by JChatham on 9/29/20 at 9:06 am
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I’m glad Skyler is a senior. She’s a shitty QB that plays great against OU for some fricked up reason. I’m looking forward to that bitch getting my burger, fries and orange soda next season. Hey bitch! I said a large orange soda with no ice! Got that?
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One of the best melts ever
Posted by JChatham on 4/3/20 at 7:28 am
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Our cornerbacks need to be left tied up in a burning house while the fire department looks on from the street.
Our defense might be taking a rape shower all off-season.
Our defense has more holes in it that a crack whores grill.
Everyone on this team can go frick themselves in the arse and die of face AIDS
This is a Chinese anal monkey abortion
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re: LSU fans seem mad that Alabama fans aren't melting.
Posted by JChatham on 1/16/20 at 11:52 am
It's just something I've noticed. I don't think they understand that most of the Alabama fan base really was rooting for them in the game, or don't want to accept it. I personally hate Clemson far more than LSU, plus we have the ability to put them back in their place in the regular season. Clemson gets a free ride.
LSU fans seem mad that Alabama fans aren't melting.
Posted by JChatham on 1/16/20 at 11:41 am
I know y'all want us to be big mad about your title, but seriously y'all.... we were rooting for you. I know that's a foreign concept since y'all would root for ISIS against Alabama, but we were.
We can't win it every year, we get that, and the ball didn't bounce our way this year. Since we couldn't be there, LSU winning a one off national title and then losing damn near the whole offense including the coach, plus half the defense, is a best case scenario. Considering the returning rosters on both sides we'll be favored by 10+ in Red Stick again next year. Might even extend the scoreless streak in Tiger Stadium to eight years. All good.
You getting humiliated on national TV by your most famous alum just adds to the entertainment.
Congrats to y'all and thanks for the memories!
We can't win it every year, we get that, and the ball didn't bounce our way this year. Since we couldn't be there, LSU winning a one off national title and then losing damn near the whole offense including the coach, plus half the defense, is a best case scenario. Considering the returning rosters on both sides we'll be favored by 10+ in Red Stick again next year. Might even extend the scoreless streak in Tiger Stadium to eight years. All good.
You getting humiliated on national TV by your most famous alum just adds to the entertainment.
Congrats to y'all and thanks for the memories!
re: As the Bayou Burns | LSU/FBIThread | UPDATE: HBO Documentary on the way
Posted by JChatham on 3/15/19 at 12:02 pm
Even more:
They are rolling the dice based on the fact that Smart isn't on the wiretap and he's telling them he didn't take anything.
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“Javonte is not on that reported wiretap making an offer,” Munson said. “Someone else is. Just because there have been no findings of an action does not change the possibility of a violation because of the offer."
They are rolling the dice based on the fact that Smart isn't on the wiretap and he's telling them he didn't take anything.
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re: As the Bayou Burns | LSU/FBIThread | UPDATE: HBO Documentary on the way
Posted by JChatham on 3/15/19 at 11:40 am
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He was never suspended by the NCAA
No, he wasn't. The NCAA hasn't made any decision yet. As the statement says, the inquiry is ongoing. It was LSU's call to hold him out, and LSU's call to go ahead and play him based on the information he gave them. There was also a thinly veiled shot at Will Wade in the last line, I think.
In any event, it's always the university's call on whether to play a kid while the NCAA investigates. Based on the information they have, they have decided to roll the dice on Smart. If he turns out to be ineligible, there will be consequences. If not, then they will come out smelling like a rose.
re: Bama likely going to be one of the last 4 in
Posted by JChatham on 3/15/19 at 11:24 am
I'll gladly be stuck with Avery in exchange for y'all being stuck with Gus. :rotflmao:
re: As the Bayou Burns | LSU/FBIThread | UPDATE: HBO Documentary on the way
Posted by JChatham on 3/15/19 at 11:09 am
Held out, suspended, whatever. Point is that the university made both decisions unilaterally.
re: As the Bayou Burns | LSU/FBIThread | UPDATE: HBO Documentary on the way
Posted by JChatham on 3/15/19 at 11:04 am
I mean, y'all did read that statement, right? LSU independently made the decision to suspend him and then reinstate him. He has not been cleared by the NCAA.
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"Smart was held out of the regular season finale against Vanderbilt out of an abundance of caution in cooperation with the NCAA. Though the inquiry is not closed, after multiple additional interviews, there has been no wrongdoing identified to date. As a result, and because of his full cooperation and transparency in this matter, Smart has been cleared by university officials for play on Friday."
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re: How will the refs screw UGA?
Posted by JChatham on 12/1/18 at 6:04 am
Tenderly.
re: The committee is there to vote "the best four teams" in America into the playoffs.
Posted by JChatham on 12/1/18 at 6:01 am
Really a shame that UGA crapped the bed in Baton Rouge. Otherwise Nick and Kirby could have gone out for beers this week and made a handshake agreement to sit everybody and play the JV on national TV since the loser would be getting the 4 seed anyway. No need to risk injury or show each other anything when you're playing again in a month.
re: I've Got Michigan Over Bama for the Title
Posted by JChatham on 11/4/18 at 11:06 am
They gave up 576 yards of offense, 295 through the air. That is "stifling?"
re: What's Greedy Williams like trying to like say?
Posted by JChatham on 11/3/18 at 6:57 am
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I don’t know why the frick your quoting that, it’s completely true.
Most teams are terrified to talk the field with Bama. Their beat before they ever put on pads.
Also most teams play a soft zone to try and limit ge big plays and Bama has too much speed to give them any space. That’s not who we are. It’ll be press man all fricking night. Let’s see how Bama receivers react when they get jammed.
I'm not sure if you have a poorer grasp of English or football concepts, but Aranda plays a ton of quarters coverage and y'all will undoubtedly be in it a lot against this explosive offense. He does press outside in his quarters scheme to prevent the easy screens, but it is a bend-don't-break scheme that is borne out in the numbers with excellent big play prevention, and mediocrity in the success rate metric.
Vote for your favorite LSU TD pass in October.
Posted by JChatham on 11/2/18 at 8:52 am
re: Why does everyone in the SEC seem to hate Auburn?
Posted by JChatham on 10/30/18 at 7:35 am
I don't know about everybody, but Alabama hates them for obvious reasons and Georgia hates them because they are their oldest rivals. LSU hates them because they are the main competition for the position of Alabama's bridesmaid in the West. Florida probably still hates them for screwing up a couple of Spurrier's seasons.
Other than that, when Auburn is losing they say a bunch of stupid shite like, "Remember, we are Auburn and thus our lives don't revolve around football" as if fans of Alabama and other SEC programs don't actually have jobs and lives. Of course, when Auburn actually has a good year every five years or so, they care about football all of a sudden.
Last, they name their wins when they beat Alabama. They don't really give a damn if they lose every week until Thanksgiving as long as they win that one through any means necessary. Meanwhile, Alabama fans would be fine if we never played that damn thing again. I for one am thankful that after we kick LSU's arse, the Iron Bowl will be meaningless for the second year in a row. I wish Saban would rest all the prominent starters against Auburn to save them for the SEC title game. Would be the biggest eff you to little brother imaginable.
Other than that, when Auburn is losing they say a bunch of stupid shite like, "Remember, we are Auburn and thus our lives don't revolve around football" as if fans of Alabama and other SEC programs don't actually have jobs and lives. Of course, when Auburn actually has a good year every five years or so, they care about football all of a sudden.
Last, they name their wins when they beat Alabama. They don't really give a damn if they lose every week until Thanksgiving as long as they win that one through any means necessary. Meanwhile, Alabama fans would be fine if we never played that damn thing again. I for one am thankful that after we kick LSU's arse, the Iron Bowl will be meaningless for the second year in a row. I wish Saban would rest all the prominent starters against Auburn to save them for the SEC title game. Would be the biggest eff you to little brother imaginable.
re: Yeah Troll us if you must but that is the Lazy approach: Tim Tebow speaks Truth
Posted by JChatham on 10/27/18 at 8:25 am
Only issue here is the claim that White was "by far" the second best player on the field. Seems dubious....
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re: SEC Scoring Chart (from Saturday Down South)
Posted by JChatham on 10/24/18 at 8:20 am
And that first half average shows that it could be much higher than 54 a game if not for playing clock-ball. This team could be averaging 65 pretty easily.
re: Taggart, Morris, and Sumlin
Posted by JChatham on 9/16/18 at 10:30 am
By the title, I figured this was a game of "F***. marry. kill"
re: Bama fans, why are y'all the ones chanting SEC, SEC?
Posted by JChatham on 1/2/18 at 6:52 pm
I now live in South Carolina and you, sir, are full of shite.
re: BREAKING Alabama Associate AD took 25k to steer players to Atlanta financial advisor
Posted by JChatham on 9/28/17 at 8:40 am
I appreciate your wanting, but the other $5000 was paid in a May meeting. The OP posted the actual report since you are having a hard time understanding NBC's summary. The OP did use Auburn math on the total amount paid, however. Baker allegedly got $15k: $5k in May and $10k in August. I assume that he double counted the $10k because it is mentioned twice.
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