This Streaker Avoided Security Like We've Never Seen Before

You keep using that word

Just a dude jogging on the field. When I pass people running a 10K I don’t think “streakers.”

not a streaker, Larry. You're just not smart.

It would be closer to the truth to call him a long distance runner, than a streaker.

Just curious but is Larry an actual hamster?

Streaker? No way you are actually this stupid.

I will let somebody else say it. But, I think you do this on purpose.