John Calpari Gets Daughter's Birthday Wrong, She Calls Him Out

Little whinny bitch

I probably would have followed up with "I think you mean too many games in too few days, Dad."


But I'm an a-hole as well

Wha, wha, wha, the zingers you throw out Larry. I mean how are we so lucky as to still have you writing for the Rant. Conan Obrien's going to call you any day. And then, then we'll all realize how good we had it, when we had Larry Leo.