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Posted on 3/20/18 at 11:18 am to
Posted by DaveyDownerDawg
2021 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS
Member since Sep 2012
6619 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 11:18 am to
quote:

If y’all can’t appreciate a good chef alter then I don’t know what you’re wanting out of the offseason.


Preach......Chef is a talented wordsmith with no equal in these parts.
Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 12:34 pm to
after a second read through..i concur on faceplant...def has some chef characteristics
Posted by Faceplant
Member since Jul 2017
1016 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 12:57 pm to
Are yall meaning to call me chief? kindred to bro, bruh, homie, killer, boothang, or sweetmeat? Or just honoring my fractional native heritage

Oddly enough my uncle and me were just talking about this shite the other day. he was showing me a picture of my great great great grandma. not a photo obviously but an abstract chalk rendering on bison hyde. Its a portrait of her sitting indian style ("sitting" back then) on the dank banks of the the washacoochie river out in north dakota. apparently she made shitty jewelry out of light blue rocks to peddle to the conquistadors

Supposedly this is where I get my perverse weakness to alcohol and keen archery skills from
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63958 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Are yall meaning to call me chief?




You blew your cover on the Music board long ago.
Posted by ATLdawg25
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

a portrait of her sitting indian style ("sitting" back then)

Posted by SthGADawg
Member since Nov 2007
7035 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 1:57 pm to
quote:

the dank banks of the washacoochie river


Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

Just picture what that tattoo will look like when you're 92 and all skinny and wrinkled in a nursing home.



i doubt i'll care. I'll look like shite regardless.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:08 pm to
quote:

Yall runned this man off and all he did was ask a simple question lol

Eh he reminded me of the kind of dude that pulls his arse cheeks apart in the tanning bed anyway


No. I've only tried tanning a few times a couple of years ago and won't do it again. Dermatologist made me too paranoid.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

I hate the offseason on the DR...who let "FlexDawg" join anyway?...we need new admins.



I'm actually just as big of a dawg fan as anyone else on this board. We will get along better come football season
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

First, you've come to the right place.

Second, I'm with fin. Pics needed for further assistance.


I actually don't think you need pics of my male physique in order for you to help me determine what tattoo I should get. Also in advance you can't have pic of my wife either...I know about this place. Just because I am "new" doesn't mean I haven't lurked for years.
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Honestly I think the entire front page should be locked during the off-season. where all us degenerates have to stumble around on the subsequent pages like clumsy roaches in a sinking lunchbox



I take it that you're not a fan of the first amendment...
Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7901 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:24 pm to
Flex -

Retooc and I cordially request like to see your butt.
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63958 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 3:52 pm to
I want to see that arse too.
Posted by Faceplant
Member since Jul 2017
1016 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 4:01 pm to
Rig is really hoping you have the butthole of an 11 yr old gymnast
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
63958 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 5:00 pm to
Like a quivering rabbit nostril.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 5:36 pm to
quote:

the dank banks of the washacoochie river

Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 5:37 pm to
quote:

Retooc and I cordially request like to see your butt.


In other words you want to trick me into getting banned for posting nude photos?
Posted by FlexDawg
Member since Jan 2018
12812 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 5:40 pm to
Also I haven’t shaved in a long time because I have been trying to get extremely ripped and I don’t feel comfortable being clean shaven head to toe unless I look really aesthetic.
Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46481 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 5:45 pm to
Naw man I think they're actually kind of interested in your butt. You may want to rethink if this is the motley crew you wanna be e-associating with.
Posted by Faceplant
Member since Jul 2017
1016 posts
Posted on 3/20/18 at 6:07 pm to
Allow me to be the lone voice in this balmy bath house that doesnt give one iota of an unshaven frick what your taut, glistening butt cheeks look like
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