re: OT- St Augustine Grass

Plot Idea: An SJW commie writer chick from Portland Oregon w/ a huge rack visits South Georgia to learn about "Trump Country" so she can write a smear piece about us for the Huffington Post. But....she gets caught in the middle of the pine straw war. And has a bunch of adventures. Including forming an unlikely alliance with a cantakerous but charming pine straw outlaw and he's also a black belt. And he saves her life a bunch of times and he wins her heart over time and her world view changes.

Also, the main villain lost his hand in a pinestraw bailing accident at a young age and has a pitch fork he attaches to the nub, for working straw and for fricking people up.

Scene: Camera point-of-view is of a trailer kitchen(not bare like this one, but lived-in looking)

"Action!"

-sounds of birds chirping and then a caterpillar firing up in the distance
-image of kitchen is still, but slowly begins to rotate clock-wise. Slowly

-a jar of Duke's mayonnaise slides from far left of frame towards the sink, smashing the pickle jar, a Styrofoam spit cup falls and splashes the right side wall with brown spit juice and Kodiak flecks. Then things start accelerating.
-dirty dishes crashing out of the sink, towels hanging on nails and curtains tilting weirdly etc etc, and then the mini-fridge tips over. FOr a second hanging on by plugged in cord, but then CRASH! SMASH! and the whole trailer kitchen is upside down. chaos

Next Scene: we flash to outside camera shot of a bulldozer backing up after habving tipped a single wide trailer upside down.

I used to know a guy between Ormond Beach and St Augustine that sold a strain from Gainesville.....but that was in the early 80's


Edit.....I didn't read the thread......wrong type of grass....sorry