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Official Nascar All-Star Race Thread........................
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:07 pm
I don't even understand the format. SOmething about 5 segments and the cars will be repositioned for the last one according to their average finish in the first four..........but whatever...........
All I know is there's $2 Million dollars on the line and no Cup-points to worry about, so it's checkers-or-wreckers baby!...............
I know ya'll are fired up. Let's do this..............
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Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:09 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Apparently, Jamie McMurray (the gay driver) and Rickie Stenhouse Jr. (the dude that's fricking Danica) raced their way in to the race in the Pre-race Race..........
Danica looking like the favorite now to get in by way of the fan-vote.
Danica looking like the favorite now to get in by way of the fan-vote.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:11 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Driver introductions: notice each driver's Nascar Official show no emotion 
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:11 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:17 pm to Chris_topher
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Driver introductions: notice each driver's Nascar Official show no emotion
You notice how the supposed winner of the "fan-vote" Danica Patrick..... got booed like a mother fricker?
shite's rigged.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:18 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Also, noticed in driver intros when they listed the drivers hometowns.........that there's only TWO Southerners left driving in Nascar!?!......
Pour a sip out in the dirt folks. We are living in frightening times.............
Pour a sip out in the dirt folks. We are living in frightening times.............
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:22 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Can barely stomach the pre-race bullsht!! Maybe the 5 segments will allow for less commercials !! Lets do this btches!!
I'm pulling for the M&M18 & the Australian guy!!
I'm pulling for the M&M18 & the Australian guy!!
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:27 pm to Chris_topher
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I'm pulling for the M&M18 & the Australian guy!!
I'm pulling for someone to wreck Junior when he has the lead on the last lap.....
That crowd would burn Charlotte to the ground.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:31 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Nascar's dream scenerio would be Junior blocking for a Danica victory in the final laps... both them fckers will be out early though
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:45 pm to Chris_topher
Why work on Kozlouskie's car if this is not a points race??
Posted on 5/18/13 at 8:51 pm to Chris_topher
Its part of the script.
Nascar needs to get Kesolursky back out there so they can use him as an excuse to throw cautions when they want to give Junior and Danica a break....
Nascar needs to get Kesolursky back out there so they can use him as an excuse to throw cautions when they want to give Junior and Danica a break....
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:05 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Sidenote: Seems the Viagra is heavily targeting Nascar with their commercials........
Is this because nascar fans are stupid, and so they will buy pills out of fear that their dicks will stop working otherwise? Or........... is it true that when you get old and your girl is prrrring in your ear..........and you peel her panties off and come face to face with the holiest of holies.......THAT YOU MAY NEED TO POP A PILL IN ORDER TO BONE UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THis is fricking terrifying man. I refuse to believe that a God could be that cruel.
Is this because nascar fans are stupid, and so they will buy pills out of fear that their dicks will stop working otherwise? Or........... is it true that when you get old and your girl is prrrring in your ear..........and you peel her panties off and come face to face with the holiest of holies.......THAT YOU MAY NEED TO POP A PILL IN ORDER TO BONE UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
THis is fricking terrifying man. I refuse to believe that a God could be that cruel.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:19 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Closest precipitation to Charlotte is about 50 miles. Not sure what Nascar's motive is for faking this rain delay..................
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:35 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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You notice how the supposed winner of the "fan-vote" Danica Patrick..... got booed like a mother fricker? shite's rigged.
Told the wife the same thing
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:38 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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I'm pulling for someone to wreck Junior when he has the lead on the last lap.....
Would be nice, but you dont have to worry about his sorry arse being in any damn lead
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:39 pm to Chris_topher
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both them fckers will be out early though
One can only hope
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:44 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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@dcaraviello: Goodness. The black-helicopter crowd has lost it over this fan vote. Waiting for Katherine Harris to come out and talk about hanging chads.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:46 pm to Chris_topher
KB18 has this shite
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:46 pm to Dawgs9
This format is starting to make sense to me. Basically, the leaders stay out after each segment on old tires......and everyone else pits to get new tires......and so its more competitive.
Last 10 laps will be hilarious.
Last 10 laps will be hilarious.
Posted on 5/18/13 at 9:46 pm to Chris_topher
Setting up Boyer
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