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No waflle house calls for coaches this morning?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:43 am
Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:43 am
Ain't nobody heard or any of the coaching staff heading the waffle house parking lot this morning? Dammit if you haven't heard a rumor by noon decorum demands that you start one....
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Posted on 11/6/15 at 10:59 am to germandawg
Pruitt called a staff meeting this morning at the waffle house where he was waiting with a taser. Schotty arrived and pruitt went up from behind and tazed him while the other defensive assistants laughed in the background. Finally Richt showed up about 15 mins late and when he got out of his 2020 bright red shiny F-150 he whipped out his shlong and bitch slapped pruitt but at the same time pruitt was able to taze richts shlong. Both actions caused a massive explosion and about 30 mins later the police found the whole coaching staff laying in the parking lot naked.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:00 am to GDawg1
I admit I laughed picturing this 
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:11 am to germandawg
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Dammit if you haven't started a pointless thread by noon decorum demands that you start one....
FIFY
Posted on 11/6/15 at 11:52 am to RedPants
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Dammit if you haven't started a pointless thread by noon decorum demands that you start one....
FIFY
I Like IT!!!!
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:25 pm to germandawg
If you're going to fire a coordinator mid-season, why announce it on a Thursday morning with two whole days left in the week for it to be a distraction?
WOuldn't you announce it, instead, on a Friday afternoon at 5:15pm Eastern time?
WOuldn't you announce it, instead, on a Friday afternoon at 5:15pm Eastern time?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 12:26 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Yes?
Posted on 11/6/15 at 1:25 pm to GDawg1
If Richt's and Schitty are around long enough for Mark to be driving a 2020 F150, I may slit my wrists
Posted on 11/6/15 at 4:39 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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If you're going to fire a coordinator mid-season, why announce it on a Thursday morning with two whole days left in the week for it to be a distraction?
WOuldn't you announce it, instead, on a Friday afternoon at 5:15pm Eastern time?
My sources tell me that it will be Tuesday...they didn't specify which Tuesday but it is defintely a Tuesday....
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:03 pm to germandawg
When the police found all the coaches laying naked in the parking lot they all began a merry little circle jerk which immediately awoke the coaches and they all readily joined in. After they all "finished" Pruitt pulled out his HK and shot all the cops directly on their left testacle and then pointed the gun at Richt. Richt proceeded to pull out a Bible from his back right pocket to defend the bullets. Schotty pulled down his pants and took a massive dump. All of the sudden out of nowhere coach Rock pulled a panzerschrek out of his anus and shot it in the air. What was shot in the air came back down to the ground and to everyone's surprise it was Greg Mcgarity wearing a batman mask and a red sweater vest with a and swatstica on it.
Posted on 11/6/15 at 5:17 pm to GDawg1
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When the police found all the coaches laying naked in the parking lot they all began a merry little circle jerk which immediately awoke the coaches and they all readily joined in. After they all "finished" Pruitt pulled out his HK and shot all the cops directly on their left testacle and then pointed the gun at Richt. Richt proceeded to pull out a Bible from his back right pocket to defend the bullets. Schotty pulled down his pants and took a massive dump. All of the sudden out of nowhere coach Rock pulled a panzerschrek out of his anus and shot it in the air. What was shot in the air came back down to the ground and to everyone's surprise it was Greg Mcgarity wearing a batman mask and a red sweater vest with a and swatstica on it.
Thats the spirit....24 hours in the Dawgnation without an unsubstantiated rumor is 24 hours of fricking wasted opportunity....
Posted on 11/6/15 at 6:43 pm to germandawg
McGarity revealed to everyone that he was gay and they all had a good laugh and made up.
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