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re: Kancer Dawgs Korner

Posted on 9/7/25 at 1:56 pm to
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8588 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 1:56 pm to
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Are you ever concerned with anything regarding the football program?



A Georgia fan can have some concerns about the program right now without being a joyless Georgia fan.

Some of these sad sonsabitches just seem like some joyless Georgia fans right now.

To each their own, but I refuse to go through the season constantly looking ahead to the next big game or worrying about our weaknesses and forgetting to enjoy the journey.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14018 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

You 100% think fart jokes are the best jokes.


Not the best, but fart jokes are solid.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14018 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 2:02 pm to
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That was lame, almost as lame as you trying to emulate Kiffins Koaching Kormer.



It was accurate. Just like Tosh was about Bama fans.
Posted by cornerstore
Member since Jul 2024
1833 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 2:53 pm to
This thread is amazing. Love it.

You clearly know literally nothing about football despite your constant posting and running your dick sucker. My guess is you’re 62. Played high school football because you were fat. Never been laid. 380 pounds. Insufferable to everyone you’ve ever come in contact with irl. For bonus points, I’m guessing you went to Truett and have never been officially affiliated with UGA.

How am I doing?
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14018 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:12 pm to
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This thread is amazing. Love it.

You clearly know literally nothing about football despite your constant posting and running your dick sucker. My guess is you’re 62. Played high school football because you were fat. Never been laid. 380 pounds. Insufferable to everyone you’ve ever come in contact with irl. For bonus points, I’m guessing you went to Truett and have never been officially affiliated with UGA.

How am I doing?



Like everything else, you are way off.

My bet is you “played some HS ball” and your Dad went to UGA. How am I doing?
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4328 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:16 pm to
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Kancer Dawgs Korner


Considering the source(s), it's a name I wear with pride.

INNNN!!!!!



This post was edited on 9/7/25 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14018 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:19 pm to
Oh, this space is especially for your kind.
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4328 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:21 pm to
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y’all are right! Kirby don’t know nothin’ and with Bobo, and Searles, and not playing whoever the backup is, we (SIC) are gonna lose at least 5 SEC games.


That's a nice straw man you have there.



This post was edited on 9/7/25 at 4:22 pm
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4328 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:26 pm to
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It seems that way probably because I ask people to support their observations and they support with stuff like “you’ll see” or “open your eyes”



We get it. You are the only one who is capable of interpreting reality.

Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4328 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:28 pm to
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Oh, this space is especially for your kind.


In that case I'm truly honored by the presence of my peers.
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14018 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 4:59 pm to
How is that a straw man?

Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34647 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:25 pm to
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you’re like a 15yo boy who just finished reading “Atlas Shrugged” and finds it incredibly fulfilling to be an incorrigible contrarian


Anybody watched that home box office series “The Anarchists” yet?

It’s fascinating. I would say hilarious too (which it is) but it ends tragically and predictably, so I don’t want to take pleasure in misery.

At least 25% of them went by the fake name Juan Galt. Get it? Wink wink, cause they’re in Mexico
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34647 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:29 pm to
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but fart jokes are solid

It’s built into our dna. Farts kill. Period

The only people that don’t laugh at farts are probably on SSRI’s and don’t feel anything
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
4328 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 5:37 pm to
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I just can’t imagine being a man and a bitch.


Well you don't have to worry about that. I assure you.
This post was edited on 9/7/25 at 5:40 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34647 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 6:59 pm to
I salute Peter Buck for creating KDK. I’m hoping it’s a weekly installment

He’s tapped into the fact that most people on here are retarded. Whether that’s by genetics, Tylenol during pregnancy, general averages, or whatever
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
40112 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 7:06 pm to
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He’s tapped into the fact that most people on here are retarded.


Dude doesn’t even know that QBR and passer efficiency ratings are completely different stats.

He also doesn’t know what is considered good in both stats.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34647 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 7:14 pm to
And he’s also given you a forum to call him out on it

#KDK 2025
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
40112 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 7:16 pm to
Only an idiot thinks our downfield passing game has looked good this season. We know Peter is on that side of the aisle. What about you?
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34647 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 7:24 pm to
You eat a lot of pork chops ?
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
40112 posts
Posted on 9/7/25 at 7:52 pm to
Define “a lot”
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