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Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 8/25/23 at 2:41 pm
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“It is now the 25th day of August in the year of our Lord 2023. The Braves have a .651 winning percentage and a 13.5 game lead in the NL East. The heat index hovers above 100 degrees again. And it hasn't rained in 12 days. Thirty three trillion dollars in debt, what’s left of thoroughly conquered and humiliated and borderless America hangs on by little more than a thread…
Time to put some 2023 college football season predictions on the record.”
INSTRUCTIONS: Make the following predictions if you want. And then we can bump this thread after the season to laugh at how wrong people got it
0) At what point does Beck lose his job this season?
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season?
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average?
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP?
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one)
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom?
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year?
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists?
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any?
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year?
10) How do the Braves finish their season?
11) SEC Championship Game match-up?
12) CFP final four teams?
13) National Championship Game match-up?
14) National Champions?
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year?
BONUS: Predict whatever else you want
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:20 pm to Jefferson Dawg
0) At what point does Beck lose his job this season? - Never, barring injury
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season? - The fact that our YPG and PPG are lower with bobo than they were with monken (while ignoring that the clock rules have changed to run more often)
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average? 39
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP? True- Jordan Hall RS- Earnest Greene
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one) Florida State
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom? 2; Texas and Georgia
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year? Probably still propped up on TV for some weird reason, still coaching Alabama, campaigning somewhere
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists? Caleb Williams, JJ MCarthy, Marvin Harrison Jr
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any? No loss. Scare at Auburn
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year? Georgia
10) How do the Braves finish their season? Loss in NLCS
11) SEC Championship Game match-up? Georgia vs Alabama
12) CFP final four teams? UGA, Ohio State, USC, Texas
13) National Championship Game match-up? UGA/OSU
14) National Champions? UGA
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year? ga tech wins 6 games
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season? - The fact that our YPG and PPG are lower with bobo than they were with monken (while ignoring that the clock rules have changed to run more often)
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average? 39
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP? True- Jordan Hall RS- Earnest Greene
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one) Florida State
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom? 2; Texas and Georgia
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year? Probably still propped up on TV for some weird reason, still coaching Alabama, campaigning somewhere
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists? Caleb Williams, JJ MCarthy, Marvin Harrison Jr
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any? No loss. Scare at Auburn
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year? Georgia
10) How do the Braves finish their season? Loss in NLCS
11) SEC Championship Game match-up? Georgia vs Alabama
12) CFP final four teams? UGA, Ohio State, USC, Texas
13) National Championship Game match-up? UGA/OSU
14) National Champions? UGA
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year? ga tech wins 6 games
Posted on 8/25/23 at 7:27 pm to Jefferson Dawg
0) He won’t
1) “Bobo doesn’t throw to Bowers enough!”
2) 36.5
3) Roderick Robinson
4) Washington
5) 1 - Texas A&M
6) Hopefully still alive and mercifully off the air, head coach at Alabama, some resort in Florida
7) Caleb Williams, Blake Corum, Jordan Travis
8) Auburn
9) Georgia
10) World Series champs
11) Georgia vs. Alabama
12) Georgia, Ohio State, USC, Texas
13) Georgia-Ohio State
14) Dawgs
15) 10-1 Ohio State will stun undefeated and favored Michigan in the Big House. Clemson doesn’t even play for the ACC title. Oregon State makes the PAC-12 title game.
BONUS: The CFA pimento cheese chicken sandwich ends up a dud.
1) “Bobo doesn’t throw to Bowers enough!”
2) 36.5
3) Roderick Robinson
4) Washington
5) 1 - Texas A&M
6) Hopefully still alive and mercifully off the air, head coach at Alabama, some resort in Florida
7) Caleb Williams, Blake Corum, Jordan Travis
8) Auburn
9) Georgia
10) World Series champs
11) Georgia vs. Alabama
12) Georgia, Ohio State, USC, Texas
13) Georgia-Ohio State
14) Dawgs
15) 10-1 Ohio State will stun undefeated and favored Michigan in the Big House. Clemson doesn’t even play for the ACC title. Oregon State makes the PAC-12 title game.
BONUS: The CFA pimento cheese chicken sandwich ends up a dud.
Posted on 8/25/23 at 8:59 pm to BranchDawg
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:53 pm to Jefferson Dawg
0) At what point does Beck lose his job this season? NEVER
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season? LACK OF WR PRODUCTION
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average? 32
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP? AGUERO
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one) WASHINGTON
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom? 3 TEXAS, A&M and Miss State
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year? OFF THE AIR, FINISHING UP CAMP, LEADING THE POLLS BY 5 PTS
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists? CALEB WILLIAMS, TREVEYON HENDERSON and BO NIX
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any? FIRST RD OF THE PLAYOFFS
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year? GEORGIA
10) How do the Braves finish their season? LOSING THE WORLD SERIES
11) SEC Championship Game match-up? GEORGIA VS A&M
12) CFP final four teams? UGA, OREGON, CLEMSON and MICHIGAN
13) National Championship Game match-up? UGA VS CLEMSON
14) National Champions? 3 PEAT!!
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year? NIL SALARY CAP
BONUS: Predict whatever else you want
BROCK BOWERS ONLY SCORES 4 TDs… ARIAN SMITH GOES THE F*** OFF
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season? LACK OF WR PRODUCTION
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average? 32
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP? AGUERO
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one) WASHINGTON
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom? 3 TEXAS, A&M and Miss State
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year? OFF THE AIR, FINISHING UP CAMP, LEADING THE POLLS BY 5 PTS
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists? CALEB WILLIAMS, TREVEYON HENDERSON and BO NIX
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any? FIRST RD OF THE PLAYOFFS
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year? GEORGIA
10) How do the Braves finish their season? LOSING THE WORLD SERIES
11) SEC Championship Game match-up? GEORGIA VS A&M
12) CFP final four teams? UGA, OREGON, CLEMSON and MICHIGAN
13) National Championship Game match-up? UGA VS CLEMSON
14) National Champions? 3 PEAT!!
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year? NIL SALARY CAP
BONUS: Predict whatever else you want
BROCK BOWERS ONLY SCORES 4 TDs… ARIAN SMITH GOES THE F*** OFF
Posted on 8/26/23 at 7:45 am to Jefferson Dawg
0) he likely won’t barring injury
1) disrespect in the media due to schedule
2) 48.6
3) Paul (RFr.)
4) USC
5) 3: Ole Miss, LSU, Auburn
6) I don’t know
7) Carson Beck, JJ McCarthy, Caleb Williams
8) Kentucky
9) Alabama if Saban retires, otherwise Georgia
10) 2023 World Champions
11) Georgia vs. LSU
12) Georgia, Michigan, LSU, Oregon
13) Georgia vs. LSU
14) Georgia
15) Georgia Tech goes 10-2 w/ Ls to Clemson and Georgia, Oregon dominates the PAC with the defense Lanning has built, Texas and OU have embarrassingly bad seasons before joining a real conference
1) disrespect in the media due to schedule
2) 48.6
3) Paul (RFr.)
4) USC
5) 3: Ole Miss, LSU, Auburn
6) I don’t know
7) Carson Beck, JJ McCarthy, Caleb Williams
8) Kentucky
9) Alabama if Saban retires, otherwise Georgia
10) 2023 World Champions
11) Georgia vs. LSU
12) Georgia, Michigan, LSU, Oregon
13) Georgia vs. LSU
14) Georgia
15) Georgia Tech goes 10-2 w/ Ls to Clemson and Georgia, Oregon dominates the PAC with the defense Lanning has built, Texas and OU have embarrassingly bad seasons before joining a real conference
This post was edited on 8/27/23 at 6:24 am
Posted on 8/26/23 at 10:02 am to Jefferson Dawg
quote:
0) At what point does Beck lose his job this season?
He won't
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season?
Bobo
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average?
40.8
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP?
Cj allen
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20? (theres always at least one)
LSU
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom?
3..Texas, LSU, Texas AM
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year?
Off TV, whining about NIL, in trial
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists?
Williams, JJ McCarthy, and Ewers
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any?
USCe scare. Lose to ole miss
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year?
NFL
10) How do the Braves finish their season?
Win NL pennant
11) SEC Championship Game match-up?
12) CFP final four teams?
13) National Championship Game match-up?
14) National Champions?
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year?
NCAA makes NIL rules for whole country. Texas Am makes CFP. Penn State wins Big Ten. Someone has another cardiac event on the field.
BONUS: Predict whatever else you want
Stock market crashes, COVID protocols come back before election, "aliens" attack.
This post was edited on 8/26/23 at 11:33 am
Posted on 8/26/23 at 6:10 pm to Jefferson Dawg
0) At what point does Beck lose his job this season?
On October 7th to be exact.
After barely scraping by USCe two weeks prior, the Dawgs trail UK 14-6 at halftime against UK after two ill-timed Beck INTs. One of them a pick 6. Vandagriff starts the second half. Dawgs survive. And its Griff’s job going forward .
1) What storyline will UGA fans whine about the most this season?
A new posse of counts will rise in rekindled blind hatred of Michael Bobo. It won’t matter that much of the early season offensive struggles are due to Beck’s nervous system. All hatred will be directed at Bobo. Many of them typing “Blowbo” or “Bozo” while chewing with their mouths open.
2) How many points per game will Bobo’s Offense average?
38.1
3) Who will be the breakout freshman MVP?
#2 Roderick Robinson The II
4) Which AP top 10 team will finish season ranked outside of top 20?
Florida State and Washington
5) How many losses for Alabama and by whom?
Two. LSU, and USC (in Cotton Bowl)
6) Where are Lee Corso, Nick Saban, and Donald Trump this time next year?
It’ll be announced that this is Corso’s last season on Gameday next Saturday. Nick Saban will be retired in Jupiter, FL. And Trump will be recoverying from two non-fatal gun shot wounds in a failed assassination attempt
7) Who are the top 3 Heisman finalists?
3) Caleb Williams USC
2) Jayden Daniels LSU
1) Brock Bowers UGA
8) Georgia’s first loss and/or severe scare, if any?
No losses. First severe scare will be Kentucky game trailing 14-6 at haltime when Beck is benched and Griff takes over for the comeback win
9) Where is Glenn Schuman coaching next year?
Oregon. After Lanning replaces Saban upon his retirement
10) How do the Braves finish their season?
World champs. Defeating the Rangers 4-2 in Game 6
11) SEC Championship Game match-up?
Repeat of UGA vs LSU
12) CFP final four teams?
1) Georgia
2) OH state
3) LSU
4) Michigan
13) National Championship Game match-up?
Georgia vs LSU
14) National Champions?
DAWGS THREEPEAT, SONS
15) What are some shocking and unexpected events that will happen that nobody saw coming in college football this year?
1) A white college football player or coach will tweet or post something somewhere that is 100% true, but will be cancelled for it. Ha ha ha. Kidding. That is the least shocking thing imaginable
2) Saban will actually cry real honest tears in his retirement speech. Im talking near uncontrollable sobs and whimpers.
3) Due to PAC12 implosion, the new retard playoff will be reduced from 12 to 8
teams
4) miZzzouri leaves SEC for the Big 10, replaced by Florida State
Posted on 8/26/23 at 8:57 pm to Jefferson Dawg
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This post was edited on 8/27/23 at 4:58 am
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