My body is ready. Our time is at hand. The explosion shall be spectacular

AM AT PERSONAL BEST 4 INCHES. SO MUCH BLOOD IS FLOWING TO MY PENIS THE REST OF MY ORGANS ARE BARELY FUCNTUONING. I AM PREPARING FOR THE GRUDEST DAY OF MY LIVE IN THIS MILLINIA TOMORROW

My fiancé will almost certainly call off the wedding from dealing with me post Gruden announcement, not that I will care as I will have Gruden

I just don't know what to do with myself