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re: 2012 Arkansas Recruiting Thread - Mine is better than TTsTowel's
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:02 pm to Latarian
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:02 pm to Latarian
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a Hog fan just tweeted this DGB:
We know you can and deserve to go wherever you want but 500 razorbacks got together to invite you home.
LINK

I've had class with that guy
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to Hogsmoke
Did you hear that the President's mansion at Missouri burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to TopHog1
Q: Why do Missouri cheerleaders wear bibs during the games??
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to Hogsmoke
when is the last time we lost at home in football or basketball?
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to Hogsmoke
If HV shuts down... WhereTF do you think those douchebags will go for their 24/7 fix?

Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:06 pm to Hogsmoke
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:07 pm to TigerMattSTL
A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a
mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to TigerMattSTL
Did you guys hear about TigerMattSTL?
His parents died.
His parents died.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to Latarian
No shite. Its been a good run.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to TigerMattSTL
What do you call a gay bar in Missouri??
TigerMatt's house.
TigerMatt's house.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:09 pm to MDstudentHOG
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-
40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the
driver replies "Bout wut?"
40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the
driver replies "Bout wut?"
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:09 pm to Woopigsooie20
quote:
Mine is better than TTsTowel's
quote:
Woopigsooie20
nice work on passing TT's page count. btw, i would say BOL on DGB tomorrow, but damn how much of a good thing at WR does BMFP need?
*exiting Hog thread peacefully*
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:10 pm to TopHog1
Why do so many gays like TigerMatt have a mustache?
To hide the stretch marks.
To hide the stretch marks.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:11 pm to Smoke Green
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nice work on passing TT's page count. btw, i would say BOL on DGB tomorrow, but damn how much of a good thing at WR does BMFP need?
*exiting Hog thread peacefully*
Thank you for your interest in SEC Athletics.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:11 pm to TigerMattSTL
An Arkansas family of 5 was driving through St. Louis one day and they got murdered while sitting at a stop light because St. Louis is a dangerous city.
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:12 pm to TigerMattSTL
What is the same with a tornado and a divorce in missouri?
Either way, someone is losing the trailer
Either way, someone is losing the trailer
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