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re: 2012 Arkansas Recruiting Thread - Mine is better than TTsTowel's

Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by wegotdatwood
Member since Aug 2009
17094 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

a Hog fan just tweeted this DGB:

We know you can and deserve to go wherever you want but 500 razorbacks got together to invite you home.

LINK




I've had class with that guy
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:03 pm to
Posted by Hogsmoke
Tilly or Okaloosa
Member since Jan 2012
251 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:03 pm to
Too quick, it is up
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to
Did you hear that the President's mansion at Missouri burned down?


Almost took out the whole trailer park.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to
Q: Why do Missouri cheerleaders wear bibs during the games??



A: To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to
when is the last time we lost at home in football or basketball?
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:05 pm to
If HV shuts down... WhereTF do you think those douchebags will go for their 24/7 fix?
Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:06 pm to
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in Arkansas to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:07 pm to
A guy walked into a bar in Arkansas and orders a
mudslide.
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here are ya?"
"No", replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania".
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania?"
"I'm a taxidermist", said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks,
"What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?"
The man says, "I mount animals".
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole
bar...."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to
Did you guys hear about TigerMattSTL?

His parents died.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to
No shite. Its been a good run.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to
What do you call a gay bar in Missouri??


TigerMatt's house.
Posted by MDstudentHOG
Member since Jan 2012
106 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:08 pm to
:rimshot: :rimshot:
Posted by MDstudentHOG
Member since Jan 2012
106 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:09 pm to
Yost's office?
Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:09 pm to
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-
40 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" and the
driver replies "Bout wut?"
Posted by Smoke Green
Tianjin, Peoples Republic of China
Member since Apr 2005
4362 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:09 pm to
quote:

Mine is better than TTsTowel's


quote:

Woopigsooie20




nice work on passing TT's page count. btw, i would say BOL on DGB tomorrow, but damn how much of a good thing at WR does BMFP need?


*exiting Hog thread peacefully*
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:10 pm to
Why do so many gays like TigerMatt have a mustache?



To hide the stretch marks.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

nice work on passing TT's page count. btw, i would say BOL on DGB tomorrow, but damn how much of a good thing at WR does BMFP need?


*exiting Hog thread peacefully*


Thank you for your interest in SEC Athletics.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:11 pm to
An Arkansas family of 5 was driving through St. Louis one day and they got murdered while sitting at a stop light because St. Louis is a dangerous city.
Posted by Hogsmoke
Tilly or Okaloosa
Member since Jan 2012
251 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:12 pm to
What is the same with a tornado and a divorce in missouri?


Either way, someone is losing the trailer
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