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re: 2012 Arkansas Recruiting Thread - Mine is better than TTsTowel's

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Posted by TopHog1
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Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:50 pm to
Q: How can you tell when there’s been an Missouri fan in your backyard?



A: The garbage is gone and your dog’s pregnant.
Posted by spehog
Little Rock
Member since Mar 2011
1098 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:50 pm to
Hunter
Posted by Hogsmoke
Tilly or Okaloosa
Member since Jan 2012
251 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:50 pm to
What did the Misry fan say to the hobo


My name is Quantrill and I want to ................
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:52 pm to
Q: How can you tell you’re getting close to Missouri?



A: If you stop to take a piss the Cows will back up to the fence!
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:52 pm to
quote:

What did the Misry fan say to the hobo My name is Quantrill and I want to ................


I believe he said kill all the men and burn down the city.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:52 pm to
Q: What’s the difference between Missouri fan and a brand new puppy?



A: Eventually the puppy will quit whining.
Posted by Razorologist
Member since Aug 2011
1538 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:53 pm to
Mickelson! That spin move and dunk.
Posted by hogbody
Fayetteville
Member since Oct 2008
4920 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:54 pm to
Hunter
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:54 pm to
Q: What do they call duct tape in Columbia?



A: Chrome.
Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:56 pm to
Arkansas.. Where the men are men, and the sheep are scared.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:56 pm to
Did you lose an avi bet?
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:57 pm to
A Missour fan called the hospital saying "My wife is having a baby, what should I do?"
The nurse asked, "Is this her first baby?"
The Tiger fan replied, "No, this is her husband."
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:58 pm to
What did Pinkel say to the Mizzou fan?

Beer me.
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:59 pm to
Q: What do you get when you put 32 Missouri cheerleaders in the same room?



A: A full set of teeth.
Posted by trevo_410
Member since Jan 2012
863 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:59 pm to
atleast I'm getting a laugh out of the "Mizzou fans r stupid" jokes.
Posted by Hogsmoke
Tilly or Okaloosa
Member since Jan 2012
251 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 9:59 pm to
Lol, not quite. Go read the hate Arky thread on the sec rant
Posted by TopHog1
Member since Jan 2012
2623 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:01 pm to
Q: Why do they throw a sack of shite into the chapel at Missouri weddings?



A: To keep the flies off the bride.
Posted by Latarian
Thug POS
Member since Jul 2010
27626 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:01 pm to
Trevo and Matt walk into a bar, then they have sex with each other.
Posted by Hogsmoke
Tilly or Okaloosa
Member since Jan 2012
251 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:01 pm to
Hv server crashed,
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12841 posts
Posted on 1/31/12 at 10:02 pm to
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