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"Yes, they are different over there"
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:46 am
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:46 am
https://blogs.ajc.com/jeff-schultz-blog/2012/01/24/countdown-blank-scoreboards-bears-plot-lingerie-football/?cxntfid=blogs_jeff_schultz_blog
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7. Want to be neighbors with Bear Bryant in the afterlife? No, seriously
Every once in a while I have to start an item that reads, “I’m not making this up.” And so, I’m not making this up. A classified ad ran in the Birmingham News advertising five cemetery plots for sale (via LostLetterman.com). These plots are going for $2,200 each (or best offer), a steep rate because they’re adjacent to the resting corpse of Paul “Bear” Bryant. Here’s the actual ad:
Cemetery Lots. ELMWOOD- ROLL TIDE!!! Block 30, spend eternity near Bear Bryant! 5 plots in a row $2,200 ea. OBO. Call 205-967-8982. Published in The Birmingham News 1/15. Updated 1/23.
And this is when we must interject: Yes, they are different over there.
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Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:47 am to beatbammer
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Cemetery Lots. ELMWOOD- ROLL TIDE!!! Block 30, spend eternity near Bear Bryant! 5 plots in a row $2,200 ea. OBO. Call 205-967-8982.
This can't be true. Holy hell my grandmother's plot is worth a shitton!
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:47 am to beatbammer
Never post but had to on this. Pure comedy gold!
You can't make this kinda stuff up! Alabama.....smh
You can't make this kinda stuff up! Alabama.....smh
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:48 am to beatbammer
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:48 am to beatbammer
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:48 am to beatbammer
Do you have the phone number? I would like to make an offer.
ETA: I just missed it. Im gonna lie in eternity there
ETA: I just missed it. Im gonna lie in eternity there
This post was edited on 1/24/12 at 11:49 am
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:49 am to AUnite
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Holy hell my grandmother's plot is worth a shitton!
Hell, Son! Dig her up and sell her plot on eBay.
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:49 am to SpringBokCock
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Hell, Son!
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:50 am to beatbammer
Updyke was the first to offer.
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:50 am to beatbammer
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:50 am to SpringBokCock
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Hell, Son!
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:50 am to SpringBokCock
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Hell, Son! Dig her up and sell her plot on eBay.
<---female.
She's still alive, and I'm not going to separate her from her husband for the rest of eternity either.
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:51 am to beatbammer
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spend eternity near Bear Bryant!
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:52 am to AUnite
You can't deny the passion some of out fans have but damn. This is sad.
Posted on 1/24/12 at 11:52 am to beatbammer
True story...I think these plots belonged to my grandfather at one time. He told me he inherited 6 plots next to the bear after his wife died in 1993. He ended up giving them to her children though.
I even made a post about it several months ago on the first page of this thread.
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I even made a post about it several months ago on the first page of this thread.
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This post was edited on 1/24/12 at 12:01 pm
Posted on 1/24/12 at 12:09 pm to AUnite
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<---female.
Sorry . . . that's what I get for assuming . . . 
Posted on 1/24/12 at 12:13 pm to beatbammer
Posted on 1/24/12 at 12:13 pm to SpringBokCock
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SpringBokCock
No worries
it's easy to assume all posters here are male.Posted on 1/24/12 at 12:30 pm to AUnite
One time a poster called me gay for being a dude named Bellabama.
Posted on 1/24/12 at 12:32 pm to Bellabama
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One time a poster called me gay for being a dude named Bellabama.
Your username gives you away as being a girl. I knew you were female the first time I saw you post.
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