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re: Why doesn't Alabama have a real elephant for a mascot?

Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:32 pm to
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:32 pm to
another reason is we don't want VW sized shits all over the stadium..breh.
Posted by lsaltee
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:32 pm to
Tigers aren't dangerous?
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:32 pm to
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So how does the circus move elephants?
Do I look like a fricking carny?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:33 pm to
We get that you're trolling but it's such a stupid topic to troll about.
Posted by Patton
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:33 pm to
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Geaux down sorority row and you'll see enough



UA girls > LSU girls
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:33 pm to
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Mike comes in a trailer to the game. Why not an elephant trailer?



What in the frick? Does this even sound logical? That elephant would go insane if they kept him in a cage. That would cause him to go insane more likely to break the cage and stampede into the stands.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:33 pm to
An elephant would never forget 9-6
Posted by Schwaaz
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:34 pm to
Why?
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:34 pm to
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:34 pm to
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Here is an answer to end the argument. ELEPHANTS ACCIDENTALLY KILL THE frick OUT OF PEOPLE ALL THE TIME AND SOMETIMES THEY KILL PEOPLE ON PURPOSE.

So do tigers and razorbacks, but teams have those in cages.

Why couldn't Alabama have an elephant in a cage?
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:35 pm to
Bro you don't cage an elephant
Posted by lsaltee
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:35 pm to
I'm not trolling. Legitimate question.

So the circus elephants go crazy in their trailers?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:35 pm to
Well..pretty simple and has been explained above.
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:36 pm to
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That elephant would go insane if they kept him in a cage. That would cause him to go insane more likely to break the cage and stampede into the stands.

Yea because that happens all the time at zoo's and at the circus
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:36 pm to
another reason we don't have one is because they eat a lot of peanuts and you know....peanut allergy and all.
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:36 pm to
I've honestly never seen circus elephants. I mean I know it's a cliche but I don't know if it's actually that common
Posted by genro
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:37 pm to
I've been to many zoos and never once seen an elephant in a cage
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:37 pm to
This may be a shocker...but not all teams want a live mascot.
Posted by Carolina Tide
Atlanta
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:37 pm to
Also I'd be pretty pissed if I had to sit right behind the elephant cage. Can't see worth a shite.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:38 pm to
The cage would have to be pretty large considering....
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