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re: Why doesn't Alabama have a real elephant for a mascot?

Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:20 pm to
Posted by lsaltee
poppin a tent, roastin marshmellows
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:20 pm to
Lot a butt hurt up in here.

It was actually a pretty serious question. I was just wondering if they truly ever considered it or not and why?
Posted by bayou2003
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Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:20 pm to
Have you seen Elephant shite??? I wouldn't want to be in charge of cleaning that up if they walk it out on the sidelines.
This post was edited on 9/7/13 at 7:21 pm
Posted by redgreen
Member since Oct 2012
1405 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:20 pm to
quote:

There are plenty in the stands.



lulz
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:21 pm to
quote:

. I was just wondering if they truly ever considered it or not and why?
it's your thread why don't you read it?


Or maybe Google it
Posted by FootballNostradamus
Member since Nov 2009
20509 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:22 pm to
I'll never forget after LSU's 2003 win against UGA, I was driving home listening to the postgame show. There was this caller who called in and goes (and he was being completely serious):

"So I thought it was really cool that UGA had Ugga (spelling?) roaming the sidelines. What do you think about LSU having Mike the Tiger on the sidelines for games?"

The host was like "did someone just call and ask me why they don't let a 500 pound Bengal Tiger roam the sidelines"?

Fvcking cajuns and their bourbon hahaha.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:23 pm to
Did he seriously just make a thread...didn't read shite on the 1st page and ask the same question on the 2nd page?


Here is an answer to end the argument. ELEPHANTS ACCIDENTALLY KILL THE frick OUT OF PEOPLE ALL THE TIME AND SOMETIMES THEY KILL PEOPLE ON PURPOSE.
This post was edited on 9/7/13 at 7:25 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:24 pm to
quote:

lsaltee


Are you too drunk to watch the game?
Posted by maringer11
Member since Jan 2012
1189 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:26 pm to
Yeah if every fan base had as many posters LSU did no other fan base would be as bad
Posted by lsaltee
poppin a tent, roastin marshmellows
Member since Sep 2007
3634 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:27 pm to
Mike comes in a trailer to the game. Why not an elephant trailer?
This post was edited on 9/7/13 at 7:30 pm
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:28 pm to
what in the frick did you just say?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:29 pm to
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Mike comes in a trailer to the came. Why not an elephant trailer?


Well this is easy...Because we need our double wide trailers to live in you stupid jerk.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:29 pm to
quote:

Mike comes in a trailer to the came. Why not an elephant trailer?
I'm no zoologist, but you're a retard
Posted by Hugo Stiglitz
Member since Oct 2010
72937 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:30 pm to
quote:

LSU has by far the most pathetic fan base I've ever seen

I laughed
Posted by greygotigers
Gong, Planet Gong
Member since Jun 2011
276 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:30 pm to
Bryant-Denny would smell like a zoo.
Posted by lsaltee
poppin a tent, roastin marshmellows
Member since Sep 2007
3634 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:30 pm to
So how does the circus move elephants?
Posted by GeorgeReymond
Buckhead
Member since Jan 2013
10161 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to
Geaux down sorority row and you'll see enough
Posted by Settingthestandard
Titletown USA 2
Member since Apr 2013
521 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to
The same reason UF doesnt have a live Gator. They can be little dangerous.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Lot a butt hurt up in here.


who is but thurt and what are they butt hurt about?
Posted by attheua
Tuscaloosa
Member since Apr 2008
5442 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to


It wouldn't have to be an African elephant or anything. They have small ones.
Posted by BlueIndian
Member since Jul 2012
599 posts
Posted on 9/7/13 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Mike comes in a trailer to the came. Why not an elephant trailer?


Valid point. State even brings bully in a dog house.

Bama please join the rest of the sec.
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