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Why does a rhinoceros have two horns?
Posted on 1/31/20 at 10:43 pm
Posted on 1/31/20 at 10:43 pm
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Posted on 1/31/20 at 10:52 pm to GoGators04
A group of rhinos is called a crash
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:06 pm to GoGators04
A cow-bison hybrid is called a “beefalo”
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:07 pm to GoGators04
Joseph Addai once ran like a wounded rhinoceros according to Lyn Rollins. True story.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:08 pm to GoGators04
Handy can opener.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:09 pm to GoGators04
A devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Rhinoceros walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Rhinos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the Rhino. "Your name is written inside the cover”.
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:44 pm to GoGators04
apparently some jerk rhino really pissed of God back in the day
Posted on 1/31/20 at 11:57 pm to GoGators04
If you pee on the tree where a male lion has, he will follow you.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 8:57 am to GoGators04
One for the pink and one for the stink
Posted on 2/1/20 at 9:04 am to GoGators04
This rhino didn't skip neck day.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 10:27 am to GoGators04
They would make a cool school mascot.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 11:41 am to lootershooter
Who wins, a pissed off bull Rhino or a bull Elephant?
A Hippo is a mean motor scooter too.
A Hippo is a mean motor scooter too.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 11:54 am to GoGators04
Rhinos don't have horns
Posted on 2/1/20 at 12:03 pm to lootershooter
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They would make a cool school mascot.
I vote for Auburn. While the Tiger is their ascot, they've been called the Plainsmen and their battle cry is "War Eagle".
War day-um Rhino!
Posted on 2/1/20 at 12:14 pm to dbeck
You can get a great look at a Tbone by sticking your head up a rhino’s arse, but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.
Posted on 2/1/20 at 12:36 pm to TigerLunatik
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Joseph Addai once ran like a wounded rhinoceros according to Lyn Rollins
"..and you can pucker up and kiss that one goodbye!!"
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