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re: Who is this Wade Christopher guy?

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Posted by Crimsonpanther13
Somewhere in Avoyelles Parish
Member since Oct 2008
7255 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:17 am to
Wade Christopher only has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
Posted by ImOldGregg
Member since Apr 2008
1692 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:24 am to
all of wade's friends know him better as bill brasky
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18843 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:41 am to
this thread =
Posted by BDD16
birmingham
Member since Aug 2009
1060 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:46 am to
quote:

all of wade's friends know him better as bill brasky



he slept with my wife... to bill brasky ..
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18843 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:49 am to
All of this started with my "Better fear this guy" thread.
Posted by bamawriter
Nashville, TN
Member since Apr 2009
3226 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 8:51 am to
Chizik is have a problem with his defensive scheme:

Wade Christopher can only be on the field with six teammates in order to avoid a penalty for too many men on the field.
Posted by BDD16
birmingham
Member since Aug 2009
1060 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:04 am to
quote:

All of this started with my "Better fear this guy" thread




great thread
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7448 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:09 am to
With all this Wade Christopher talk, I guess it's a given he will be team captain for the La Tech.

Does Wade scare the La. Tech captain into to calling heads? (because tails never fails)

When the La Tech captain reaches out to shakes hand....Will Wade kick him in the nuts?

Rumor has it that the eagle has been retired and Wade will fly around the stadium before kick off.

This post was edited on 8/31/09 at 9:37 am
Posted by GOBAMA90
Member since Oct 2008
2840 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:12 am to
Captain?
Posted by BDD16
birmingham
Member since Aug 2009
1060 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:13 am to
quote:

Rumor has it that the eagle has been retired and Wade will fly around the stadium before kick off.




......they wont let him cause his talons are too sharp and will maul the poor girls arm when he lands..
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18843 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:19 am to
quote:

he will be team caption for the La Tech.


Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7448 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:34 am to
Ok......I did it and twice..

Caption-

Apparently, I'm more than hearing impaired. I blame it on all the Captain Morgan's I had last night.
Posted by AuburnCPA
Member since May 2008
18843 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 9:53 am to
opnly 3 pictures of him ever caught on camera in uniform. Most cameras are too slow to capture him





Posted by itawambadog
America, F Yeah!
Member since Nov 2007
21266 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:03 am to
Jesus might have turned water into wine, but Wade Christopher turned wine into Chuck Norris.
Posted by Lieutenant Dan
Euthanasia, USA
Member since Jan 2009
8001 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:11 am to
Some people say that Wade Christopher is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Wade Christopher let the dogs out.

Wade Christopher doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7448 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 10:21 am to
Ray Lewis jaw will drop in evny of Wade Christophers pre-game dance.

Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 11:43 am to
Wade Christopher can unscramble an egg.

Wade Christopher can dribble a football.

Wade Christopher belives the hype.
Posted by msukb79
South Mississippi
Member since May 2009
10112 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 11:54 am to
The city of Auburn doesnt need the Jaws of Life to get people out of automobile accidents, they just use Wade Christopher.
Posted by AubieOne
Helena, Al
Member since Nov 2007
2198 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 12:24 pm to
Posted by gatorsimz
cafe risque
Member since Feb 2009
8177 posts
Posted on 8/31/09 at 12:33 pm to
On the 7th day, God created Wade Christopher.
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