re: Which team will have the most disappointing season

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LSU - 3 to 5 losses. The fans will implode.

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My implosion theory. Firing Brett Bulimia in 2017 after going 1-7 in SEC Play —
and then going 0-8 in SEC Play in 2018 —
and then going 0-8 in SEC Play in 2019 —
and then going 0-4 in SEC play in 2020 —

That’s 0-20 after firing Bulimia, the Piggies implode and beg Bulimia to return, holding mass Hawgmonstrations and stunts that shut down airports and make national news. The campus rioting and protests become the most savage in America, especially when the Hawgs Lives Matter zealots kill and BBQ one of their own in a lottery and force a Governor into action bringing in the military to stop daily planned BBQs.

Touched by pure Zealot Devotion, Bulimia, Age 50 returns with a half a season SEC play remaining and agrees to a new Life Contract (20 years to age 70 or death whichever’s last) at 7 Million a Year + 250K bonuses for each win in any season. In a huge touching signing ceremony, Bulimia, wearing his patent Hawg Red full body sweatsuit, suffers massive gas attack farting continuously while attempting to giddily light his celebration cigar after signing the contract, worth a 5 Million signing bonus. Brett Bulimia becomes the first Spontaneous Human Combustion victim caught on video.

Attempts to extinguish Bulimia fail. contents of sweatsuit and imploded burned carcass of Bulimia weighed by the Hawg Coroner and found to the exact number in ounces as his victories while being Hawg Head coach reach the Hawg Nation who hold prayer Vigils and seances to contact their deceased coach.

Hawg Nation cancels remaining football and erects a giant 40 foot statue of Brett Bulimia. Many Mourners join Bulimia in Porkicide, this forcing the Hawgs to erect a gate around the statue and post a guard and video cameras.

Bulimia’s widow, Porksandra Jowls Bulimia blames the University and is holding them to the new $140 Million Contract with $5 Million signing bonus. $145 Million Total debt buyout currently under arbitration, University officials responsible are fired & the University files for bankruptcy. Arkansas FB is disbanded. The New SEC league opening is being cautiously handled to avoid repeat of a similar mistake.