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re: Which SEC Team has the Best Football Helmet?
Posted on 2/22/20 at 8:01 pm to wfallstiger
Posted on 2/22/20 at 8:01 pm to wfallstiger
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And your fans look absolutely divine in those classy plastic red pig hats
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Posted on 2/22/20 at 9:59 pm to tkeefer
She's hot, so it's acceptable.
Posted on 2/22/20 at 10:23 pm to tkeefer
The pig hat is a classic.. Paris Hilton wannabe takes to an even higher level.
Posted on 2/22/20 at 10:36 pm to OldSchoolHorn
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The pig hat is a classic.. Paris Hilton wannabe takes to an even higher level.
That's not a wannabe; that's her. It's from her time doing The Simple Life television show in Arkansas.
In this show, she pretended to live like a regular human being and had to get a job and pay for food and act normal while living with a family in Arkansas.
It's where she learned what a Wal-Mart was and that normies had to have these things called jobs to pay things called bills just to have electricity and stuff.
The show had to be cancelled after a few seasons because she was infecting large swaths of rural Arkansas with antibiotic resistant Dennis Rodman diseases and the womenfolk of the backwoods areas rose up in revolt against her.
This post was edited on 2/22/20 at 10:41 pm
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:04 pm to wfallstiger
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Go back to the SWC or whatever it is called....and take a&m with you
There's no need to be a dick, dude. It's just a thread about helmets.
LSU fans are the most insecure bunch of figs I've ever seen. "How dare you not like our helmets??! How fricking dare you??!"
Good grief, man. Grow up.
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:07 pm to Eternal Elephant
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and the womenfolk of the backwoods areas rose up in revolt against her.
I remember this show. I remember not watching it. People around these parts were all talking about it while it was going on and I thought they were all tarded for giving a shite about it.
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:35 pm to BoarEd
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Is that the Green Bay practice squad?
Are you color blind or just really stupid?
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:35 pm to Cobb Dawg
The practice squad wears different colors retard.
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:38 pm to BoarEd
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I remember this show. I remember not watching it. People around these parts were all talking about it while it was going on and I thought they were all tarded for giving a shite about it.
Did you get any from Paris?
This post was edited on 2/22/20 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 2/22/20 at 11:43 pm to Eternal Elephant
I actually don't find her all that attractive. She's got a pretty face, but no body to speak of. I'd much rather bone the other gal if I had a choice. She's got a little shape to her. And she looks like a pretty fun ride.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:16 am to SoFla Tideroller
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Purple and gold are tacky
Purple and gold are historically the colors of royalty.
Not to be confused with purple and piss, the official colors of the LA Lakers.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 12:18 am to TigerBlazer
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Purple and gold are historically the colors of homos.
FIFY.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:17 am to LSUdude247
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What about this tiger screams 80s?
My bad it’s actually 70’s
If they put that newer looking tiger on the helmet or just “LSU” it would look a lot better.
This post was edited on 2/23/20 at 1:18 am
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:33 am to Eternal Elephant
Classic. I know the guys who did "A Night in Paris", that chick can party.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 1:54 am to FlexDawg
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If they put that newer looking tiger on the helmet or just “LSU” it would look a lot better.
What newer looking tiger?
Posted on 2/23/20 at 8:59 am to LSUdude247
The newer tiger in the image I posted.
Posted on 2/23/20 at 9:08 am to BoarEd
quote:LSU and it's not even close
And why is it Arkansas?
Posted on 2/29/20 at 1:34 am to Mizzou4ever
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Yeah, anything with purple is an instant negative.
Mizzou has the ugliest uniforms and helmets in the entire country. Looks like a cheap arena league team. The tiger on your helmets looks like something picked out in a trashy tattoo shop.
Posted on 2/29/20 at 1:43 am to SoFla Tideroller
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LSU's entire uniform is beyond awful. But especially the helmet. The font of the lettering looks like the equipment manager put it on with duct tape. More than 10 feet away and it looks like the decal is a chrysanthemum. Plus, purple and yellow are tacky. If you want to look like the inside of a New Orleans fancy house, I guess that's the combo you go with.
Thats cool.
Alabama's generic uniform looks like something a Pop Warner coach picked up from Academy Sports.
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