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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?

Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:55 pm to
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:55 pm to
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What will breakfast be like without orange juice you bastids?

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:56 pm to
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It starts over BBQ,


I knew I wasn't the only 1 to realize that it would start with that.
Posted by SunHog
Illinois
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:58 pm to
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Fine, be bombed into oblivion.



Not to mention the Aggies would be invading from the West, Hogs from the North and Bears from the East.

They will be waving the white flag before it ever got started once they learned what they were up against.

This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 9:59 pm
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
86840 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 9:58 pm to
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Then don't help us but you damn well better believe you'll be fighting a three front war and Hitler only had two fronts and got his arse beat. . (Aggies, Hogs, Bears)


You want oil, you will want to stay on our good side. Face it, A&M isn't going to help Arkansas.

You're asking us to align with a bunch of queers, meth heads, and rednecks? Piss off
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 10:00 pm
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:00 pm to
No ones asking.
Posted by SunHog
Illinois
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:01 pm to
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You want oil, you will want to stay on our good side. Face it, A&M isn't going to help Arkansas.



Oh, the Aggies certainly will help Arkansas just like they did against Texas in the SWC and will against LSU in the SEC. Telling the Aggies they can take over all the Oil control in the gulf once we are finished invading Louisiana.

Throw Ole Miss in there good luck trying to win a three front war.


Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:02 pm to
Ok you're just insinuating that 3 fan bases that hate your guts and very existence would all a sudden put their differences aside and join you?

Have you been smoking the pot fields in Oxford?
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 10:03 pm
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:03 pm to
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You want oil, you will want to stay on our good side.


Certainly a plus, but we have more than one border.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:03 pm to
This entire topic is based on fan bases that hate each other aligning themselves for survival.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:07 pm to


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Have you been smoking the pot fields in Oxford?



NO OFFICER!
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
149999 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:07 pm to
Don't you mean Bolivia?
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:08 pm to
No better way to start an argument on here than bring up BBQ.
I would maybe have to switch sides and go with Ole Miss.
It might be a 4 sided war with USC in on it too.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
86840 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:09 pm to
I'd rather just pull a Stalin, block you out, cut off your oil and food supply, and wait for you to beg for mercy. Allow us to annex the ozarks and you have an ally.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
149999 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:09 pm to
We'll loan you some Naval ships if you use them to destroy Arky.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:10 pm to
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Tiger Live2

Just got in. Can you catch me up with a quick version? Also, has it already been said that whatever sides are chosen LSU is going to bitch about it and blame Bama?
Posted by SunHog
Illinois
Member since Jan 2011
9202 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:11 pm to
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We'll loan you some Naval ships if you use them to destroy Arky.



We will borrow these from Missouri.

You won't be making ships much longer.
Posted by Tiger Live2
Westwego, LA
Member since Mar 2012
9794 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:13 pm to
I'm not really sure. I just got in this thread too.
LSU obviously is on one side and Bama another.
I said we laugh at the BBQ war while we boil crawfish and drink beer. When we run out, we start a Civil War.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
149999 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:13 pm to
Mizzou hates you guys too. They may loan you a kite with a cherry bomb tied to it.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:16 pm to
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I said we laugh at the BBQ war while we boil crawfish and drink beer.



Keep the BBQ. Boiled crawfish all day long.
Posted by Russvegas Dan
Member since Nov 2012
1197 posts
Posted on 6/5/13 at 10:16 pm to
Sure, but we are natural geographic allies in this scenario.
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