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re: What kind of character is your coach at the bar?
Posted on 6/10/14 at 1:59 pm to Don Johnson
Posted on 6/10/14 at 1:59 pm to Don Johnson
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Miles - Loves to tell people about the time he shite his pants in that same bar - and stayed.
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Posted on 6/10/14 at 2:01 pm to NIH
Gus is a nerd, so he's probably at the library studying with his sweater vest on...then he bangs the hot librarian. 
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:28 pm to jvilletiger25
Sumlin is having drinks with the DJ, the limo driver, the bouncer, and the bartender: gettin' it all lined up for the after party
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:48 pm to NIH
Bert: A well dressed but sweating pit stains, sloppy drunk that wraps the neck of his dick over his wrist and asks all the girls to "read his watch".
Sumlin: finally gets the dress code right and dances his way into any pussy he desires before 11:00.
Malzhan: He's the smart a-hole that tips the bartender $60 on his first drink and can get served from 12 feet behind you the rest of the night.
Mullen: Gets drunk and takes his shirt off like the lead singer of US.
Freeze: The almost pseudo - cool guy that has no belt on while his shirt is tucked in. Gets drunk and bums Skoal bandits off of Les Miles wife.
Saban: drinks 45 Miller Lites, never looks drunk and wins $6439 dollars at pool. Never goes to the bathroom to piss without getting a blowjob from a skank.
Muschamp: Puts on $500 of clothes just to bump into people and start fights every Sat night. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Stoops: He's that guy who lurks around the female bathroom door just to catch some runoff.
Les: Climbs on a table at 9:45 and announces "Who's the biggest, baddest son of a motherfricker in here?"
Richt replies back " I am old man, you want some?"
Les follows up with " Alright then, take over, I'm leaving" proceeds home, fricks 3 fat girls and gets 9 hours of sleep.
Sumlin: finally gets the dress code right and dances his way into any pussy he desires before 11:00.
Malzhan: He's the smart a-hole that tips the bartender $60 on his first drink and can get served from 12 feet behind you the rest of the night.
Mullen: Gets drunk and takes his shirt off like the lead singer of US.
Freeze: The almost pseudo - cool guy that has no belt on while his shirt is tucked in. Gets drunk and bums Skoal bandits off of Les Miles wife.
Saban: drinks 45 Miller Lites, never looks drunk and wins $6439 dollars at pool. Never goes to the bathroom to piss without getting a blowjob from a skank.
Muschamp: Puts on $500 of clothes just to bump into people and start fights every Sat night. Wash, rinse, repeat.
Stoops: He's that guy who lurks around the female bathroom door just to catch some runoff.
Les: Climbs on a table at 9:45 and announces "Who's the biggest, baddest son of a motherfricker in here?"
Richt replies back " I am old man, you want some?"
Les follows up with " Alright then, take over, I'm leaving" proceeds home, fricks 3 fat girls and gets 9 hours of sleep.
Posted on 6/10/14 at 3:49 pm to NIH
Saban is in the back washing dishes since he came up a little short on the bill
This post was edited on 6/10/14 at 3:51 pm
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