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re: What is the difference between a Porcupine and Neyland Stadium?

Posted on 4/6/10 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
62098 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 3:39 pm to
You know why rebel fans are buried face down?

So they can see where they're going.




*bows*
thank you, thank you.
circa 1985
This post was edited on 4/6/10 at 3:40 pm
Posted by SFVtiger
Member since Oct 2003
4479 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

What is the difference between a Porcupine and Neyland Stadium?
I Love folks who get technical...Here's one for you now..

How Much Wood could a Wood Chuck, chuck if a Wood Chuck Could chuck Wood?

You got 30 Seconds or you'll hear a Large Air Horn..GO!


i can't work under pressure
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15834 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:21 pm to
Q. What is the difference between an Auburn Fan and a puppy?
A. Puppys eventually stop whining.
Posted by roadGator
DeBoar’s dome
Member since Feb 2009
158477 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:33 pm to
What do you get when you put 32 UToof fans in one room?

A full set of teeth!

:drumrollandillbehereallnight:
Posted by thatguyrightthere
Member since Mar 2010
3674 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:39 pm to
What do Auburn fans and Alabama fans have in common?
Neither of them went to Alabama.
Posted by ayoforyayo
Member since Mar 2010
612 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:40 pm to
Posted by NashvilleTider
Your Mom
Member since Jan 2007
15834 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:42 pm to
Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Auburn?

A: They don't want to wear out the mule.
Posted by tiger perry
Member since Dec 2009
25668 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:42 pm to
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14534 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 4:59 pm to
Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Tuscaloosa?
A: I-20

Q: Why do all of the trees in Atlanta lean west?
A: Because Alabama sucks

Q: Why do Bama fans display their diplomas in their car windows?
A: So they can park in handicap spots

Did you hear about the family of Bama fans that went to Orlando for spring break? They saw a big sign that said "Walt Disney World left," so they turned around and went home.


Posted by bigdawg62
Member since Apr 2009
48 posts
Posted on 4/6/10 at 5:26 pm to
There were three people being executed via electric chair for committing a serious crime. One was an Auburn graduate, one a Georgia graduate, and the other, an Alabama graduate. They were told that if they could survive, they could go free. The Auburn guy sat in the electric chair, and the executioner asked, "Do you have any last words?" The Auburn guy said, "Yeah. War Damn Eagle!". The executioner pushed the button, but the Auburn guy survived so he got to go free. The Georgia guy sat in the electric chair, and the executioner asked him if he had any last words. He said, "Yeah. Go Dawgs!" The executioner pushed the button, but the Georgia guy survived so he got to go free. The Alabama guy now went to the electric chair, and again the executioner asked, "Do you have any last words?" The Alabama guy said, "Yeah. Your electric chair is unplugged."
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