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Urban Dictionary "Land Shark"
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:52 pm
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land shark
a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
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Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:57 pm to TigerCruise
They could have just called themselves the Ole Miss Myles Hartsfield
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:58 pm to TigerCruise
Land shark - something McElwain would like to have sex with
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:58 pm to TigerCruise
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:58 pm to TigerCruise
Sweet Jesus.
Ole Miss done fricked up, A-Aron.
Ole Miss done fricked up, A-Aron.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 4:59 pm to TigerCruise
quote:
land shark
a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.
This post was edited on 10/6/17 at 5:00 pm
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:03 pm to TigerCruise
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:18 pm to TigerCruise
That's some funny shite right there.
Now you done gave me a new idea I have to go try
Now you done gave me a new idea I have to go try
Posted on 10/6/17 at 5:22 pm to TigerCruise
Accurate depiction of tomorrow's game, tbh. Good call Ole Miss! 
Posted on 10/6/17 at 9:36 pm to m45auburn
I thought it was last weeks game
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:07 pm to TigerCruise
They should have gone with Mud Sharks.
Posted on 10/6/17 at 10:10 pm to TigerCruise
Could you link some vids?
asking for a friend......and me.
asking for a friend......and me.
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