‘Twas the Night Before Kiffmas

Twas the night before Kiffmas, when all through Red Stick, not a creature was stirring, except Verge’s big swinging dick.

Tiger faithful were nestled all snug in their beds, with CFP natty trophies dancing ‘round in their heads.

And Coach Kiff in his visor, Coach Weis in position, set down by the fire making portal acquisitions.

When out on the bayou arose such a clatter, they sprang from the film room to see what was the matter.

When what to their wondering eyes did appear, but three signal-callers now transferring here!

Faster than reindeers his transfers they came, and Portal King whistled and called them by name:

“Now Leavitt! Now Husan! Now Landen so spry! From Arizona State, USC, and Elon high!
To the top of the portal! To the front of the line!
Now dash away, dash away, throw on a dime!”

And fans heard them exclaim, ere they ran out of sight—“Merry Kiffmas to all and a GEAUX TIGERS!! GOODNIGHT!!”