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re: Tua scored a 13 on the Wonderlic

Posted on 4/17/20 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
3117 Noles N Your Butt Ave
Member since Dec 2013
37763 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 4:44 pm to
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LSU fans go buy some Muscle Milk or Bose products since Tua is endorsing those products now.
I hear he is in talks with Life Alert also.
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The fact that Tua is getting so much attention tells you all you need to know about who the real star is in this draft.
The fact that Joe Burrow will go #1 says otherwise! Oof!
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 4:45 pm to



...where are all of the A1abana players???
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
41351 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 4:48 pm to
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My diploma is about 15 feet away in my room.


The room his sister felt so bad to give him and live “rent free!”

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50181 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:08 pm to
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Muscle Milk


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Tua is endorsing


Why does that seem oddly appropriate?

Posted by Shaft Williams
Central City, LA
Member since Jul 2010
10313 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:08 pm to
Burrow will go number one but he's not the star of the draft. Tua is. The media can't get enough of Tua and that's why Tua is already pitching products. And, he'll be pitching NFL touchdowns soon.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
41351 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:09 pm to
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Burrow will go number one but he's not the star of the draft. Tua is. The media can't get enough of Tua and that's why Tua is already pitching products. And, he'll be pitching NFL touchdowns soon.



Good, Lord, Gump.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:09 pm to
I've noticed it's always the dumbest people who try and say everyone they don't like is dumb.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:16 pm to
Dude just don't talk to him, all he wants is attention.
Posted by TigahJay
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2015
10994 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:19 pm to
His dad is gonna beat his arse for that score
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:20 pm to
He has serious mental issues. I think football games are the only place where anyone has ever been nice to him/treated him like a person. Maybe if he spent some time at a therapist he could learn how to socialize better, and get a life outside of talking shite about a 20 year he has never met.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
3117 Noles N Your Butt Ave
Member since Dec 2013
37763 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:22 pm to
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I've noticed it's always the dumbest people who try and say everyone they don't like is dumb.

If only we had a way to identify the dumb people...

Maybe, like, a test?

Hmmm....
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
3117 Noles N Your Butt Ave
Member since Dec 2013
37763 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:24 pm to
Probably got lost in the bathroom or something
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:24 pm to
I love asking them what year they graduated from LSU.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:27 pm to
Daniel could tell you what year he graduated from U of H
Posted by Big Block Stingray
Top down on open road
Member since Feb 2009
2047 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:31 pm to
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This is pure bullshite. Tua will be fine. Jalen Hurts had an 18 and Tua had a 13. We all know Tua processed what was going on in games way faster than Jalen. LSU fans go buy some Muscle Milk or Bose products since Tua is endorsing those products now. Tua is a corporate pitchman now making money and he'll be a top 5 NFL pick. The fact that Tua is getting so much attention tells you all you need to know about who the real star is in this draft.



Never go full Gump, bro
Posted by SonzofSaban
The Great State of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2019
602 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:32 pm to
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This is pure bullshite. Tua will be fine. Jalen Hurts had an 18 and Tua had a 13. We all know Tua processed what was going on in games way faster than Jalen. LSU fans go buy some Muscle Milk or Bose products since Tua is endorsing those products now. Tua is a corporate pitchman now making money and he'll be a top 5 NFL pick. The fact that Tua is getting so much attention tells you all you need to know about who the real star is in this draft.


Congratulations! You've gone full on Bammer.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5801 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:38 pm to
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This is pure bullshite. Tua will be fine. Jalen Hurts had an 18 and Tua had a 13. We all know Tua processed what was going on in games way faster than Jalen. LSU fans go buy some Muscle Milk or Bose products since Tua is endorsing those products now. Tua is a corporate pitchman now making money and he'll be a top 5 NFL pick. The fact that Tua is getting so much attention tells you all you need to know about who the real star is in this draft.


I’d be melting down too if my school’s best QB ever had the intellectual ability of a janitor or warehouseman. Pathetic.
Posted by NFLSU
Screwston, Texas
Member since Oct 2014
18805 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:40 pm to
When it comes to throwing shite on the wall and calling it a masterpiece, A1abana fans will always be in 1st place.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51498 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:48 pm to
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I'm from Louisiana. We all celebrate Terry Bradshaw's lack of intelligence. So, I don't get this. Tua may only be football smart. He's still doing better over 90% of folks. Tua will be fine.


I was a boy when Bradshaw was winning Super Bowls. He wasn’t bright, but he wasn’t THAT dumb. Plus back then you could just chuck the ball. There was hardly any decision making. Just play action, then throw it to Swan or Stallworth.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
3117 Noles N Your Butt Ave
Member since Dec 2013
37763 posts
Posted on 4/17/20 at 5:49 pm to
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My diploma is about 15 feet away in my room.
He claims to be a working adult yet he says "my room"

"Mommy can you bring my dinner to my room?"

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