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re: tOfficial VOLS fan draft

Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:09 pm to
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Butch. Motherfrickers cock is so small it's a vagina
omg
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:09 pm to
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Your face is tainted by my taint....


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Doesn't have the Johnson to play for Bama....


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You post like you got a real tiny cock. And you stalk 12 year olds on the internet. 12 year olds. ...


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Not gay. I'm just secure enough in my masculinity to admire big beautiful Johnsons. ...


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Dabo can't hide that huge bulge in his britches though...


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It's because Dabo is swangin a big ole delicious dick. ...


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Bull shite. Our team has the smallest packages in the SEC. Especially Hurd. He has a micropen



LOLOLOLOL I'm literally about to have a hernia
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62794 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
We haven’t picked yet
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
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It's because Dabo is swangin a big ole delicious dick.


MY GOD I AM DYING
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
this is incredible
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63241 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
This has to be our DRAFT AND STASH pick

Plus cajunbama and texag7 are the same poster anyways
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
agreed. make it happen
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45554 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
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Prof is right it was Buford Puser

Holy shite, that was Cajun? Is Cajun real? That's much more clever than I ever gave Cajun credit for. Fvck, was I fooled all this time?




I'm not sure it was Cajun but he was definitely someone's alt.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
41125 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:10 pm to
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MY GOD I AM DYING


LOLOLOLOLOL big ole delicious dick LOLOLOLOLOL

I'm literally choking on my own spit right now
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63241 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:11 pm to
Aggy select BufordPusser
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62794 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:11 pm to
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cajunbama and lsu pimp are the same poster



You weren’t even close
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:12 pm to
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Aggy select BufordPusser




He's basically one of those Eastern European players from Moldova or Macedonia who has 1 YouTube video of him dunking on people in an old Soviet prison camp. Nobody is sure he actually exists, who he is or where he lives.


BUT MOTHER FVCKER HIS DRAFT RIGHTS ARE ALL YOURS
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 11:13 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:13 pm to
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He's basically one of those Eastern European players who has 1 YouTube video of him dunking on people in an old Soviet prison camp. Nobody is sure he actually exists, who he is or where he lives.

Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25906 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:13 pm to
I am stoned as frick and laughing so hard right now at this shite
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
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I am stoned as frick and laughing so hard right now at this shite


Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63241 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
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He's basically one of those Eastern European players from Moldova or Macedonia who has 1 YouTube video of him dunking on people in an old Soviet prison camp. Nobody is sure he actually exists, who he is or where he lives.



Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45554 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
When confronted Buford claimed he was a girl.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:14 pm to
has walt been drafted yet?
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:15 pm to
I cannot breathe
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