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re: This board is dead today. We need some funny stuff
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:20 pm to CreoleAubie
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:20 pm to CreoleAubie
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Amarillo High School and Oiler coach Bum Phillips when
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Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:21 pm to AuburnCPA
Some Tide fans are still angry that Forrest Gump didn't win the Heisman.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:22 pm to AuburnCPA
An Auburn, Tennessee and a Alabama student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Birmingham. The Auburn student opens his lunch box and says, "A hotdog again! if i have to eat one more hotdog i'm going to jump off this bridge!"
The Tennessee student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! if i have to eat salad one more time i'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the Bama student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! if i get peanut butter and jelly one more time i'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Auburn student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Tennessee student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the Bama student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Auburn mother cries, "If i had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Tennessee mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The Bama mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch!"
The Tennessee student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! if i have to eat salad one more time i'm going to jump too!"
Lastly the Bama student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! if i get peanut butter and jelly one more time i'm going to end it all too!"
The next day the Auburn student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Tennessee student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the Bama student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well.
Later when the three mothers were grieving the Auburn mother cries, "If i had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Tennessee mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The Bama mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch!"
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:23 pm to AuburnCPA
In an economy move, the lights from the numbers 20 and above have been removed from the scoreboard at Bryant-Denny.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:23 pm to AuburnCPA
Q : How do you break an Alabama football player's finger?
A : Punch him in the nose!
A : Punch him in the nose!
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:23 pm to AuburnCPA
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:24 pm to AuburnCPA
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:24 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Q : What do they call duct tape in Tuscaloosa?
A : Chrome!
A : Chrome!
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:24 pm to AuburnCPA
Q : What's the best way to circumsize an Alabama fan?
A : Kick his sister in the chin.
A : Kick his sister in the chin.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:25 pm to AuburnCPA
dude these are great
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:27 pm to TechDawg2007
None of the Gumps are here to defend themselves. There must be a sale at Wal-Mart.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:30 pm to AuburnCPA
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None of the Gumps are here to defend themselves. There must be a sale at Wal-Mart.
Damn CPA. Good stuff.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:34 pm to AuburnCPA
Golf joke:
Husband and wife are playing golf one day. Midway through the round, they both tee off on a hole which is adjacent to a pasture which is just on the other side of a fence which runs the length of the fairway. She slices and the ball goes flying over the fence into the pasture around a bunch of cows. They hop the fence and are both pouring through the tall grass looking for her ball. He thinks he sees something, walks over to one of the cows which is lying down, lifts up its tail, and says to his wife "This looks like yours honey."
Then she hit him in the head with her 3 iron.
Husband and wife are playing golf one day. Midway through the round, they both tee off on a hole which is adjacent to a pasture which is just on the other side of a fence which runs the length of the fairway. She slices and the ball goes flying over the fence into the pasture around a bunch of cows. They hop the fence and are both pouring through the tall grass looking for her ball. He thinks he sees something, walks over to one of the cows which is lying down, lifts up its tail, and says to his wife "This looks like yours honey."
Then she hit him in the head with her 3 iron.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:35 pm to Tiger n Miami AU83
Three third graders (an LSU fan, an Auburn fan, and an Alabama fan) are on the playground at recess.
The Auburn kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Auburn kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the LSU kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Alabama kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Alabama kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then, during recess, my friends and I played a new game called let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Alabama fan. Is that true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one...............
The Auburn kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says.
"Okay." They all agree.
The Auburn kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
"That's nothing," says the LSU kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.
Not to be outdone, the Alabama kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Alabama kid's mother asks him what he did at school today. "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book and then, during recess, my friends and I played a new game called let's see who has the largest weenie."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
"Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Alabama fan. Is that true, Mom?"
Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one...............
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:38 pm to covlatiger
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:39 pm to covlatiger
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Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-one...............
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:44 pm to TechDawg2007
Arlo, DvlsAdvocate, and Chilton4Bama all went to the county fair. They went up to the Guiness Book of World Records Booth and all wanted to claim a record. Arlo went first. He said I have the biggest ears ever. He went in and came out with a trophy. DvlslAdvocate went next. He was trying to claim he could spit tobacco the longest distance. He also came out with a trophy for winning. Chilton4Bama said he wanted to break the record for having the smallest penis. When he came out he was crying and whinning like a little bitch. He said "Who the hell is BamaScoop".
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:50 pm to AuburnCPA
You have a tax deadline coming up. You not busy?
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:52 pm to PawNaw01
Our office is broken down into groups. My group takes care of our own tax returns. We normally get them out on time and the only tax deadline we have a rush is 4/15.
Posted on 9/9/08 at 1:55 pm to AuburnCPA
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a rush is 4/15.
No, its 4/20
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