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Things for Arky fans to do in Columbia
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:42 pm
I realize it's a rare occasion that you get to leave your shanties and visit a place with actual culture, so I did a little research to find some things you can do that are "out of the ordinary" for yunz. This will really make mortgaging your trailers to make this trip worth while!
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I couldn't help but notice that residents of Arkansas don't care for physical activity and suffer from a "limited availability of dentists" - so my recommendation would be to get out there and tour our lovely campus and get in a quick dental appointment while you're here. You may be shunned by the locals in your village for having the best looking tooth upon your return, but I can guarantee you'll hear a hint of jealousy in their voices.
Also, while you're here, make sure to enjoy our buildings that are structurally sound. I know you aren't used to this since Arkansas is the only state in the country that doesn't require rental buildings to have working plumbing and "no implied warranty" that the building won't collapse on your head.
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I couldn't help but notice that residents of Arkansas don't care for physical activity and suffer from a "limited availability of dentists" - so my recommendation would be to get out there and tour our lovely campus and get in a quick dental appointment while you're here. You may be shunned by the locals in your village for having the best looking tooth upon your return, but I can guarantee you'll hear a hint of jealousy in their voices.
Also, while you're here, make sure to enjoy our buildings that are structurally sound. I know you aren't used to this since Arkansas is the only state in the country that doesn't require rental buildings to have working plumbing and "no implied warranty" that the building won't collapse on your head.
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Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:45 pm to roadhouse
You are soooo funny.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:46 pm to roadhouse
Im leaving my village tomorrow, and am bringing a gun.
Worried about getting stopped at one of the Somali check points on the way up. My girlfriends dad was a Ranger in Mogadishu, Im not trying to relive that shite.
Worried about getting stopped at one of the Somali check points on the way up. My girlfriends dad was a Ranger in Mogadishu, Im not trying to relive that shite.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 4:58 pm to John Quincy Poodle
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Im leaving my village tomorrow, and am bringing a gun. Worried about getting stopped at one of the Somali check points on the way up. My girlfriends dad was a Ranger in Mogadishu, Im not trying to relive that shite.
LOL. Columbia, MO.....the shite hole of Mid-America.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:01 pm to Choctaw Hog
At least you guys are preparing a warm holiday welcome for us..
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:24 pm to Killean
We could burn something to the ground, shout nonsense slogans, and generally piss off people.
If it works for the people from Tuscaloosa, it aught to work in Columbia.
If it works for the people from Tuscaloosa, it aught to work in Columbia.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:25 pm to roadhouse
They'd probably wonder why they're in South Carolina.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:41 pm to Choctaw Hog
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LOL. Columbia, MO.....the shite hole of Mid-America
You are mistaken, Columbia is very nice.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 5:44 pm to roadhouse
True story, Columbia, Mo is a very nice city.
ETA: They have a White Castle guys! nom nom nom
ETA: They have a White Castle guys! nom nom nom
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:04 pm to roadhouse
Really though Arkansas is a shithole... Missouri isn't exactly perfect, but frick at least it isnt Arkansas.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:08 pm to MIZ_USA
You could have summed this up easily.
Come to Columbia. Cheer your team's victory. Leave this God forsaken state.
Come to Columbia. Cheer your team's victory. Leave this God forsaken state.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:28 pm to roadhouse
There's an Isle of Capri casino probably 30 minutes out from COMO in Boonville. I had a hell of a time there in 2012. It's legit in the middle of nowhere. We got rooms there too, and there were jacuzzi ' s in the bedrooms. LINK
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 6:29 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 6:54 pm to roadhouse
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I realize it's a rare occasion that you get to leave your shanties and visit a place with actual culture, so I did a little research to find some things you can do that are "out of the ordinary" for yunz. This will really make mortgaging your trailers to make this trip worth while! LINK I couldn't help but notice that residents of Arkansas don't care for physical activity and suffer from a "limited availability of dentists" - so my recommendation would be to get out there and tour our lovely campus and get in a quick dental appointment while you're here. You may be shunned by the locals in your village for having the best looking tooth upon your return, but I can guarantee you'll hear a hint of jealousy in their voices. Also, while you're here, make sure to enjoy our buildings that are structurally sound. I know you aren't used to this since Arkansas is the only state in the country that doesn't require rental buildings to have working plumbing and "no implied warranty" that the building won't collapse on your head. LINK
They don't need to worry about a place to stay. They just bring their houses with them.
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 7:01 pm
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