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re: There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just t
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to the808bass
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to the808bass
I think he was trying very hard to create an alter as an LSU fan and then one of us broke him
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Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:06 am to the808bass
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Oddly enough, I think he’s an LSU fan.
Sooooo... Smokey is the Bandit?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:06 am to ringoflex
This is how meth works... how many days have you been awake?
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:07 am to ringoflex
What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the frick out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fricking words. You think you can get away with saying that shite to me over the Internet? Think again, fricker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fricking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of the continent, you little shite. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fricking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shite fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fricking dead, kiddo.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:07 am to AU4real35
Meth’s a hell of a drug
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:08 am to genro
oh my god it is an alt war boys. Crack a cold one and lets have fun
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:08 am to TigerOnTheMountain
I'm sorry the yankee half of me took over, the sarcasm is understandably read as earnest for normal people
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:08 am to genro
God bless genro and God bless America.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:09 am to Hailstate15
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oh my god it is an alt war boys. Crack a cold one and lets have fun
If Genro is an alt then my mind is blown.
This post was edited on 12/2/19 at 12:19 am
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:09 am to ringoflex
Please give me what you are smoking/snorting/injecting
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:09 am to DownSouthJukin
I just figured ringofwhatever was his alt. Now I am biggly confused
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:10 am to ringoflex
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I'm sorry the methamphetamine took over, the methamphetamine is understandably read as methamphetamine for normal people
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:11 am to ringoflex
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Yankee
Missouri poster confirmed
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:12 am to ringoflex
It all starts off in the lot when me and my boys are in a circle poundin' Busch Lights while were blastin' Ants Marching from my new Jeep Grand Cherokee. Ya my Jeep is white and i know it gets dirty easily but frick it, the bitches love that shite. As we pass around our fat fricking bottle of Absolute Strawberry, we just scope out hotties while we try to ward off all other loser Chads, as the bitches flock to my Jeep like a fricking watering hole in the desert. SLUTS. Me and my Bro's don't even head in until the 3rd song. As we walk in I stick in a fatty dip of grizzly bear and simultaneously smoke a cig and drink the rest of my warm Busch light. So were in the show. We start just pushing our way to the front. Lights. Dave. Black dude on drums. Jesus on Saxophone. SLUTS. By this point every song sounds just the fricking same as the other one. But I know Dave is fuggin killin' it anyways. I grab this girl next to me and we makeout for a solid 15min during Crash Into Me. I finally push that bitch off and low and behold some other slut starts grabbin my arse. After that I head to the bathroom with my bros and wait in line for 20 mins. We head back to our spot and some jackass is standing there. I'm about to bust his ugly Ted Danson lookin' face in, but before I can he whips out a joint and offers me and my crew to smoke up. He tells me he's there watching his daughter and her friends that are all in high school. Next thing I know I wake up in my Jeep with my dick hanging out of my zipper. Now this has happened to me before so it doesn't even phase me. I just pop in a sick 03' Dave CD and fricking cruise home.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:12 am to DownSouthJukin
lol do you seriously think I typed all that shite out? it's a copypasta that I tailored to this board
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:12 am to ringoflex
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I'm sorry the yankee half of me
Banhammer time. We don't like your type around here, boy.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:12 am to TigerOnTheMountain
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Missouri
Isn’t that the meth capital of the US? Does make sense
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:14 am to The Dudes Rug
I love this thread
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:15 am to Hailstate15
I apologize for the mess that I have created, I will accept any punishment be it a temporary or permanent ban with quiet dignity
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:16 am to ringoflex
post more please
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