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Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:54 pm to CatFan81
Rawr
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:54 pm to deltaland
I'll bring the green
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:54 pm to deltaland
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Good plan. Get beer, whiskey, Cope. We have to carry only the essentials. I would say condoms for the sluts but we may have to repopulate the earth.
It's the freaking zombie apocalypse, I'm not using a damn condom. I'm already a couple of whiskey drinks from not using one as is just in normal situations.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:55 pm to JDM1992
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:55 pm to semotruman
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:55 pm to JDM1992
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Yeah, you'll be one of the first to go.
I wouldn't go that far. I have resources. I'm across the street from a Target with a grocery store. A block away from a Publix. On the top floor, and exits can be secured.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:55 pm to 15sammy34
This post was edited on 2/16/13 at 11:38 am
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:56 pm to CatFan81
Zombie hoards breed in convenience stores
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:57 pm to Rebelgator
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Humanity is doomed.
The country will once again be full of hard working christian republicans and stay at home moms. Future is bright
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:57 pm to JDM1992
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If you had 10 minutes left, what would you do? I'd do everything I said I haven't done at the same time
Completely freeze up for a couple of minutes. Call a couple of people to say things I wouldn't say otherwise, and then say one last prayer. That's all I've got.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:57 pm to CatFan81
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Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:58 pm to DMagic
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Zombie hoards breed in convenience stores
The closest convenience store is a good distance away. There's also a liquor store right up the street.
At the hint of an outbreak, I would commandeer fellow top floor residents to help stock up and then secure all exits.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:58 pm to deltaland
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The country will once again be full of hard working christian republicans and stay at home moms. Future is bright
Oh shite, but some of them would be State fans. Ya'll are right, humanity would be fricked.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:59 pm to deltaland
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The country will once again be full of hard working christian republicans and stay at home moms. Future is bright
No, you two would get killed trying to frick zombie sluts.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 9:59 pm to JDM1992
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But you're also trapped on the top-floor. It would take helicopters to rescue you. So, you're pretty much doomed either way, you'd just last longer.
Only four floors up. Makeshift rope ladder down to the ground.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 10:00 pm to CatFan81
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There's also a liquor store right up the street.
#1 priority. I don't think I'd be able to handle that shite sober. I'd go full blown alchy in that situation.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 10:00 pm to CatFan81
Too many people in one area. Good thing I live back in the country now. All of my neighbors are armed.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 10:00 pm to 15sammy34
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Oh shite, but some of them would be State fans. Ya'll are right, humanity would be fricked.
At least we are from Ag colleges and could survive off the land. OM and Alabama alums would be fricked without mommy and daddys money to buy them steaks at the store.
Posted on 12/20/12 at 10:00 pm to CatFan81
This post was edited on 2/16/13 at 11:38 am
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