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thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
15078 posts

stats whores are the worst
They've ruined football. When they have a channel during the cfp with game shrunk down you can see stats, it's gone too far.

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coach big gay's squad is 12-3 when eating at bojangles before the game


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literally who is 3 for 4 on 4th down on the season when 2 big foots are mid coitus outside the stadium


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This half back youve never heard of averaged 12.36 yards per carry in little league football, but coach fatty boombaladdy passed him over. he's been making him pay for that one all night, he has rushed for 5 yards and gotten 1 td


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This guy is on fire, he has a catch ratio of .7233649 when watching moth man youtube videos at halftime


This is the quality of stat whores. You know who you are. You owe the sport of football an apology


momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2013
37073 posts

re: stats whores are the worst
Stats are just random compiled numbers


thatguy45
Kentucky Fan
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
15078 posts

re: stats whores are the worst
I know. Correlation does not equal causation. And yet some act like it does, and that it's the only thing that matters

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he shed a quarter of a pound in the taco bell bathroom before coming to the stadium, and it's really shown in just how explosive he's been all day


momentoftruth87
Arkansas Fan
Member since Oct 2013
37073 posts

re: stats whores are the worst
Good luck educating rantards


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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: stats whores are the worst
My signature quote applies here.


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TinGym
Mississippi St. Fan
Member since Jun 2016
1727 posts

re: stats whores are the worst
Memphis radio used to have a guy named "stats Norsworthy" on. He was the absolute worst. He was always interjecting crap like " this team is 0-4 against the spread when playing on artificial turf in October if the temp is above 62° and the starting rb is left handed.".

Wtf


OleManDixon
Kentucky Fan
Lexington
Member since Jan 2018
6517 posts
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re: stats whores are the worst
How is this possibly receiving downvotes? I didn’t realize inconsequential, farcical minutia is this popular.


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LouisvilleKat
Kentucky Fan
Member since Oct 2016
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re: stats whores are the worst
Important stat. Arkansas didn't lose a single game last season when up by double digits going into the final 5 minutes.


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paperwasp
Alabama Fan
Member since Sep 2014
2761 posts

re: stats whores are the worst
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this team is 0-4 against the spread when playing on artificial turf in October if the temp is above 62° and the starting rb is left handed

I love crunching numbers, but I've never understood how ATS stats could be taken as legitimate when they say things like, "Team X is 12-4 ATS in Shreveport since 1984."

How can any stats about a team's past performance dating back decades be predictive, when none of the current players, coaches, opposing teams, or even offensive and defensive styles are relevant?



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