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Posted on 6/19/11 at 10:01 pm to Al Bundy Bulldog
Bundy, so what happens in your bet if Auburn/MSU end up with the same record? WOuld the winner of MSU/AU be the tiebreaker?
Posted on 6/19/11 at 10:08 pm to Bobby Moore
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Dud, you got a problem. State almost beat LSU the last 2 years.........your thoughts are irrelevent........
:moralvictory:
Posted on 6/19/11 at 10:20 pm to deltaland
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Bundy, so what happens in your bet if Auburn/MSU end up with the same record? WOuld the winner of MSU/AU be the tiebreaker?
The MSU/Auburn winner.
Posted on 6/19/11 at 11:56 pm to NIH
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Better video
I was wondering what ole Merlin's been mixing in with that koolaid... but apparently he's been just mixing in sugar... lots and lots of sugar. Their tanks are just about full of it at this point.
Posted on 6/19/11 at 11:59 pm to Kevo302
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Nothing more exciting than a miss st football video.
Posted on 6/20/11 at 12:02 am to TBama93k
I'm disapointed this thread isn't about these guys.
Posted on 6/20/11 at 7:00 am to busey
Miss St and Georgia have the same, ugly, drooling, stupid fricking mascot.
Posted on 6/20/11 at 11:00 pm to BamaInHsv
Disclaimer: I know this list is a few years old but at one point in time these win totals were accurate..
found this the other day and thought it was funny and thought i would share it with the rant
Enjoy
What Is Mississippi State Football:
1. It is having zero national championships.
2. It is Jackie Sherrill.
3. It is 11 wins in 4 seasons combined.
4. It is cowbells, and somehow you are proud of that.
5. It is having senior players being booed off the field.
6. It is 5 SEC wins in 4 seasons combined.
7. It is Dontae Walker serving 25 years for not only selling but
trafficing crack.
8. It is having the worst stadium in the SEC.
9. It is knowing Southern Miss would kill you.
10. It is LSU owning you.
11. It is ESPN canceling Thanksgiving Day coverage because you can't compete.
12. It is 1 road victory in 4 years.
13. It is a "Little Wooden Wayne."
14. It is hiring a head coach that left his last 2 programs in shambles and not thinking he would do the same to you. Good Call!
15. It is Pig Prather scoring lower on the NFL rookie exam than anyone in history.
16. It is paying $50,000 for a running back who is now in prison.
17. It is maroon, white. Now that's a clever cheer.
18. It is Vandy now claiming "at least we're not Mississippi State"
19. It is castrating a bull before a 3rd tier bowl game.
20. It is maroon being "the only color that matters."
21. It is moral victory after moral victory.
22. It is having an AD with no upper lip.
23. It is being arrested for attempting to sneak in alcohol.
24. It is thinking maroon is a sophisticated color.
25. It is losing 42-0 with 2 minutes left and your coach still jotting down notes.
26. It is not being clever enough to come up with your own bumper stickers.
27. It is putting skyboxes in a pastier.
28. It is Josh Morgan.
29. It is having players named Pork-Chop, Pig, and Slovokiea.
30. It has having a head coach named after a cartoon cat.
31. It is being proud to drive a maroon minivan.
32. It is having a chip on your shoulder for 127 years.
33. It is always having to say "wait until basketball season."
34. It is tailgating on an actual tailgate.
35. It is knowing that you are the 5th best team in your state (Delta State & South Panola).
36. It is knowing that you couldn't win a 5A state championship in Mississippi.
37. It is having more fans show up to a baseball game.
38. It is losing homecoming.
39. It is having mascot that licks himself.
40. It is having the homecoming queen's vehicle in the parade be
manufactured by John Deere.
41. It is attempting to blame Ole Miss because you got caught cheating.
42. It is Old Milwaukee instead of Bud Light.
43. It is Old Crow or Fighting @#%$ instead of Crown or Makers.
44. It is cows, sheep, and John Deere rather than hot women, hotter women, and BMW's.
45. It is no tradition whatsoever.
46. It is the booming metropolis of Stark'Vegas.
47. It is tearing down the goal posts after your 1st SEC win in 2 years.
48. It is having player's stat sheets include number of arrests.
49. It is reconfiguring your campus because you have Grove envy.
50. It is "Who Let the Dogs Out"
51. It is having a dance team bigger that your football team.
52. It is "Go State, Go State" yet another clever cheer.
53. It is fans who think getting dressed up means putting on sweat pants.
54. It is wishing Ron Polk could coach football.
55. It is ESPN announcers state that you are the worst college town to visit.
56. It's getting your butt kicked by UAB at home and then realizing your previous coach signed a home and home with them for 4 more games.
found this the other day and thought it was funny and thought i would share it with the rant
Enjoy What Is Mississippi State Football:
1. It is having zero national championships.
2. It is Jackie Sherrill.
3. It is 11 wins in 4 seasons combined.
4. It is cowbells, and somehow you are proud of that.
5. It is having senior players being booed off the field.
6. It is 5 SEC wins in 4 seasons combined.
7. It is Dontae Walker serving 25 years for not only selling but
trafficing crack.
8. It is having the worst stadium in the SEC.
9. It is knowing Southern Miss would kill you.
10. It is LSU owning you.
11. It is ESPN canceling Thanksgiving Day coverage because you can't compete.
12. It is 1 road victory in 4 years.
13. It is a "Little Wooden Wayne."
14. It is hiring a head coach that left his last 2 programs in shambles and not thinking he would do the same to you. Good Call!
15. It is Pig Prather scoring lower on the NFL rookie exam than anyone in history.
16. It is paying $50,000 for a running back who is now in prison.
17. It is maroon, white. Now that's a clever cheer.
18. It is Vandy now claiming "at least we're not Mississippi State"
19. It is castrating a bull before a 3rd tier bowl game.
20. It is maroon being "the only color that matters."
21. It is moral victory after moral victory.
22. It is having an AD with no upper lip.
23. It is being arrested for attempting to sneak in alcohol.
24. It is thinking maroon is a sophisticated color.
25. It is losing 42-0 with 2 minutes left and your coach still jotting down notes.
26. It is not being clever enough to come up with your own bumper stickers.
27. It is putting skyboxes in a pastier.
28. It is Josh Morgan.
29. It is having players named Pork-Chop, Pig, and Slovokiea.
30. It has having a head coach named after a cartoon cat.
31. It is being proud to drive a maroon minivan.
32. It is having a chip on your shoulder for 127 years.
33. It is always having to say "wait until basketball season."
34. It is tailgating on an actual tailgate.
35. It is knowing that you are the 5th best team in your state (Delta State & South Panola).
36. It is knowing that you couldn't win a 5A state championship in Mississippi.
37. It is having more fans show up to a baseball game.
38. It is losing homecoming.
39. It is having mascot that licks himself.
40. It is having the homecoming queen's vehicle in the parade be
manufactured by John Deere.
41. It is attempting to blame Ole Miss because you got caught cheating.
42. It is Old Milwaukee instead of Bud Light.
43. It is Old Crow or Fighting @#%$ instead of Crown or Makers.
44. It is cows, sheep, and John Deere rather than hot women, hotter women, and BMW's.
45. It is no tradition whatsoever.
46. It is the booming metropolis of Stark'Vegas.
47. It is tearing down the goal posts after your 1st SEC win in 2 years.
48. It is having player's stat sheets include number of arrests.
49. It is reconfiguring your campus because you have Grove envy.
50. It is "Who Let the Dogs Out"
51. It is having a dance team bigger that your football team.
52. It is "Go State, Go State" yet another clever cheer.
53. It is fans who think getting dressed up means putting on sweat pants.
54. It is wishing Ron Polk could coach football.
55. It is ESPN announcers state that you are the worst college town to visit.
56. It's getting your butt kicked by UAB at home and then realizing your previous coach signed a home and home with them for 4 more games.
This post was edited on 6/20/11 at 11:04 pm
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