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SIAP: Pete Golding crashing out over Lane Kiffin's portal class (per WBT Sportz)

Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:27 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:27 pm
Didn't see it posted anywhere

Apparently the authorities found Stinky Feet Pete drunk as a mother fricker in a McDonalds parking lot two hours after Leavitt signed

When he finally woke up he allegedly called himself 'The Portal Princess' and pissed his pants



Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:29 pm to
The look of a man who has seen the future...po Webel.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
50625 posts
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:30 pm to
Bill you’re a trusted source

I speak for everyone here in thanking you for your efforts and attention to detail

One quick question: is the transfer portal absolutely buttfricking Alabama or just slightly buttfricking them?

Thanks again
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:30 pm to
If Ole Miss beats LSU again this year, you’ll disappear for a month.
Posted by tiger81
Brentwood, TN.
Member since Jan 2008
21063 posts
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:32 pm to
Lane took their coaches, their manhood is next.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
Foggy Bottom Law School
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:33 pm to
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WilliamTaylor21









Posted by subotic
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:33 pm to
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If Ole Miss beats LSU again this year, you’ll disappear for a month.


Pure speculation at this point.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:33 pm to
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30776 posts
Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:35 pm to
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Lane took their coaches, their manhood is next.


Too bad he couldn’t take their playoff wins
Posted by reds on reds on reds
Birmingham
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:38 pm to
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Too bad he couldn’t take their playoff wins


Hang the banner next to the 03 co sec west champs one
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:41 pm to
Don’t forget those CUSA banners that your head coach has
Posted by jonnyanony
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:43 pm to
I sure hope there's enough room in the portal national champions trophy case.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:44 pm to
I don’t think having a portal class that’s 5x worse than LSU’s is worth passing out over Bud Lights and cheese burgers at McDonalds. Idk though Assy, I just… dk
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
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Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:46 pm to
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One quick question: is the transfer portal absolutely buttfricking Alabama or just slightly buttfricking them?

Crimson is the new Vanderbilt
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:53 pm to


This combined with a coach who is winless against Alabama vs a coach who is undefeated against LSU

Posted by Rrrrroger
Member since Mar 2021
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 7:54 pm to
I gotta say Bill, bragging about taking the coach from goddamn Mississippi seems like it would be beneath a program such as LSU
Posted by TigerLunatik
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Member since Jan 2005
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:03 pm to
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Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:09 pm to
Literally everyone in America wants Lane.

He’s the fricking man

Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13877 posts
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:17 pm to
You are a legitimate retarded person, aren't you? There, there, little fella. Go on and color some more.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
30776 posts
Posted on 1/13/26 at 8:19 pm to
He’s the hero of corndog nation.

Everyone else realizes he’s retarded. LSU fans go all DEI mode and name him CEO of the fanbase despite it.
This post was edited on 1/13/26 at 8:20 pm
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