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Posted on 1/3/15 at 3:49 pm to boXerrumble
Wow. Originality off the charts. 10/10.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 3:51 pm to boXerrumble
Let's see when was the last time the Sec East won the Sec Championship. i'll Hang up and wait for it.



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Posted on 1/3/15 at 3:54 pm to imjustafatkid
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his season Bama beat Florida, Tennessee, and Mizzou
so then, you managed to do ONE thing this season...

Posted on 1/3/15 at 3:57 pm to Jagd Tiger
The SEC East champ lost to Indiana, 1-7 in the Big Ten.
I really do love the SEC West smack talk, but don't get crazy people.
I really do love the SEC West smack talk, but don't get crazy people.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 4:01 pm to diehardtiger68
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Let's see when was the last time the Sec East won the Sec Chanpionship. i'll Hang up and wait for it.
2008 when Florida went on to when it all. Congrats on your SEC title in 2011 and natty of your own in 2007.

Posted on 1/3/15 at 4:04 pm to Bulldawg2010
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Bama vs UGA will be very interesting next year.
I agree with that, but isn't the game in Tuscaloosa?
Posted on 1/3/15 at 4:07 pm to DisplacedBuckeye
And your team lost to Virgin Tech at home, which isn't much better.
Posted on 1/3/15 at 4:07 pm to boXerrumble
Wreck of the SEC West
The legend lives on from the Harbaugh on down
Of the big dvision that had grown rather snooty
The West, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of January turn gloomy
With a history of lopsided scores twenty-six thousand points or more
The rest of the nation found it petty
That good Division was true and a bone to be chewed
When the gales of January came early
The ship was the pride of the South Eastern side
Coming back from a loss in Pasadena
As the big Divisions go, it was bigger than most
With a players and good coaches well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of broadcasting firms
When they left fully loaded to go bowlin’
Then later that night when the Slive’s warning bell rang
Could it be the yankee wind they'd been feelin'?
The Horned Frogs in the Dome made a tattle-tale sound
When the Badgers broke over the railing
And every fan knew, as the coaches did too
'Twas the witch of January come stealin'
Chavis came late and the defensive planning had to wait
When the Irish of South Bend came slashin'
When Yellow Jackets came it was triple option pain
In the face of a the lack of an SEC west win
When suppertime came, ol’ Slive came on deck
Sayin' "Bama, it's too rough to feed ya"
At nine PM a the tide defense caved in
Smart said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
Saban wired in he had Buckeyes comin' in
And the good West Division was in peril
And later that night when Cardale Jones punched out the Tide lights
Came the wreck of the SEC West
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the losses turn the minutes to hours?
The pundits all say they'd have made Dallas next Monday
If they'd put fifteen more minutes in each quarter
They might have split up or they failed to capitalize
They may have looked ahead and wished they tried harder
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the beaten wives and the sons and the daughters
TCU rolls, Georgia Tech stings
On the tombs of the West’s ice-water mansion
Old Wisconsin steams toward Paul Chryst’s dreams
The Music City and bars are for Irishmen
And farther below, on Finebaum Radio
Takes in what Alabama can send her
And the Bama faithful all go as the trees of toomers all know
With the gales of January remembered
In a musty old hall in Birmingham they prayed
In the SEC Headquarters
The church bell chimed 'til it rang 5 out of 7 times
For each loss for the SEC West
The legend lives on from the Harbaugh on down
Of the former division with reason to be snooty
The nation, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of January come early
The legend lives on from the Harbaugh on down
Of the big dvision that had grown rather snooty
The West, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of January turn gloomy
With a history of lopsided scores twenty-six thousand points or more
The rest of the nation found it petty
That good Division was true and a bone to be chewed
When the gales of January came early
The ship was the pride of the South Eastern side
Coming back from a loss in Pasadena
As the big Divisions go, it was bigger than most
With a players and good coaches well seasoned
Concluding some terms with a couple of broadcasting firms
When they left fully loaded to go bowlin’
Then later that night when the Slive’s warning bell rang
Could it be the yankee wind they'd been feelin'?
The Horned Frogs in the Dome made a tattle-tale sound
When the Badgers broke over the railing
And every fan knew, as the coaches did too
'Twas the witch of January come stealin'
Chavis came late and the defensive planning had to wait
When the Irish of South Bend came slashin'
When Yellow Jackets came it was triple option pain
In the face of a the lack of an SEC west win
When suppertime came, ol’ Slive came on deck
Sayin' "Bama, it's too rough to feed ya"
At nine PM a the tide defense caved in
Smart said, "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
Saban wired in he had Buckeyes comin' in
And the good West Division was in peril
And later that night when Cardale Jones punched out the Tide lights
Came the wreck of the SEC West
Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the losses turn the minutes to hours?
The pundits all say they'd have made Dallas next Monday
If they'd put fifteen more minutes in each quarter
They might have split up or they failed to capitalize
They may have looked ahead and wished they tried harder
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the beaten wives and the sons and the daughters
TCU rolls, Georgia Tech stings
On the tombs of the West’s ice-water mansion
Old Wisconsin steams toward Paul Chryst’s dreams
The Music City and bars are for Irishmen
And farther below, on Finebaum Radio
Takes in what Alabama can send her
And the Bama faithful all go as the trees of toomers all know
With the gales of January remembered
In a musty old hall in Birmingham they prayed
In the SEC Headquarters
The church bell chimed 'til it rang 5 out of 7 times
For each loss for the SEC West
The legend lives on from the Harbaugh on down
Of the former division with reason to be snooty
The nation, they said, never gives up her dead
When the gales of January come early
Posted on 1/3/15 at 4:11 pm to Mizzou4ever
quote:
And your team lost to Virgin Tech at home, which isn't much better.

Apparently it's a lot better. Virginia Tech made and won a bowl game. This place is blowing up because the SEC East won their bowl games.
Meanwhile, Indiana beat the worst team in the Big Ten, and not much else. We're also playing for a national championship, but congrats on winning a chicken wing.

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