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re: SEC Team = Country | Why?
Posted on 6/28/12 at 10:44 am to TideGolfer
Posted on 6/28/12 at 10:44 am to TideGolfer
I don't even know what to say to you right now. Go to your room and think about what you've done. We'll talk about it later.
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Posted on 6/28/12 at 10:46 am to Choot em Tiger
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LSU-Jamaica. Our team is fast and full of gangsters that get high
Posted on 6/28/12 at 10:54 am to TideGolfer
Posted on 6/28/12 at 10:57 am to TideGolfer
South Carolina has to be Germany then.
Always getting so close in the end, but will never win even with their renown dictator.
Always getting so close in the end, but will never win even with their renown dictator.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:03 am to TideGolfer
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SEC Team = Country | Why?
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Arkansas = North Korea | Always talking a good game
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Tennessee = Russia | No need for explaination
Be honest, you just learned how to use "|" as a divider and this thread was an excuse to use it.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:19 am to Indfanfromcol
LSU= Brazil: oil, beautiful women, decent athletes and they know how to party.
Alabama = USA,they will forever believe they're the best even the years they aren't
Auburn= Canada, little brother syndrome
Ole Miss= Ireland, don't call their whiskey scotch
Miss St= Scotland, don't call their scotch irish whiskey
Arkansas= Cuba, once a problem for Bama, but now they've turned into nat on a bull's arse
Texas A&M= Texas, plain and simple. Whether they're a country or an SEC team yet or not, they believe they are.
Tennessee= Russia, once a super power turned into somewhat of an afterthought
Florida= China, a sleeping giant with internal problems despite having so much potential due to location and size
Georgia= England, once a great country. Lost a lot of steam from recruits/people going to the US/Bama. Still have fine women, so who cares
South Carolina= Germany, under a tyrant/dictator, they're great.
Kentucky= Mexico, they have two things they do well: drugs and soccer, much like Kentucky with basketball and baseball.
Vanderbilt= United Arab Emirates (Dubai), they have the smarts and money to probably take everyone out. They just worry about their bank account.
Mizzou= Greenland/Antarctica , the winters are too damn cold for the rest of us.
Alabama = USA,they will forever believe they're the best even the years they aren't
Auburn= Canada, little brother syndrome
Ole Miss= Ireland, don't call their whiskey scotch
Miss St= Scotland, don't call their scotch irish whiskey
Arkansas= Cuba, once a problem for Bama, but now they've turned into nat on a bull's arse
Texas A&M= Texas, plain and simple. Whether they're a country or an SEC team yet or not, they believe they are.
Tennessee= Russia, once a super power turned into somewhat of an afterthought
Florida= China, a sleeping giant with internal problems despite having so much potential due to location and size
Georgia= England, once a great country. Lost a lot of steam from recruits/people going to the US/Bama. Still have fine women, so who cares
South Carolina= Germany, under a tyrant/dictator, they're great.
Kentucky= Mexico, they have two things they do well: drugs and soccer, much like Kentucky with basketball and baseball.
Vanderbilt= United Arab Emirates (Dubai), they have the smarts and money to probably take everyone out. They just worry about their bank account.
Mizzou= Greenland/Antarctica , the winters are too damn cold for the rest of us.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:20 am to Swoopin
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SEC Team = Country | Why?
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Arkansas = North Korea | Always talking a good game
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Tennessee = Russia | No need for explaination
Be honest, you just learned how to use "|" as a divider and this thread was an excuse to use it.
Auburn = Afghanistan | good for nothing
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:28 am to TideGolfer
TideGolfer = German | Self-Explanatory for anyone who is not a dumbass and has seen this thread idea a million times.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:29 am to TideGolfer
If anyone we're Israel We've got $, got nukes, and crazy religious.
We've got $, got nukes, and crazy religious.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:30 am to Swoopin
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TideGolfer = German | Self-Explanatory for anyone who is not a dumbass and has seen this thread idea a million times.
Well, I'm relatively new and haven't been able to throw out my SEC/Country comparisons, but yeah, it definitely looks like something that has come up a few times before.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:34 am to FatDrunknStupid
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England
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Still have fine women
Although, both Athens's and England's per capita production of good music is astounding.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 11:40 am to wdeinttown
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Although, both Athens's and England's per capita production of good music is astounding.
The accents get me, whether it be a English or Southern/Georgian accent.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 12:36 pm to FatDrunknStupid
State = Somalia
It's poor and shitty.
It's poor and shitty.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 12:52 pm to DCRebel
Arkansas = France: Loud, whiny, inflated sense of importance on the national stage, will boast about how they are superior in every way, but will ultimately fold like a cheap lawn chair when tested.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 12:59 pm to LegacyAggie
For clarity, that would be:
Texas A&M = Republic of Texas
Texas A&M = Republic of Texas
Posted on 6/28/12 at 1:52 pm to ibldprplgld
Kentucky = France great at a lot of things but rolled over in war/football.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 1:54 pm to TideGolfer
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Arkansas = North Korea
Potential threat but hasn't done anything yet.
Posted on 6/28/12 at 4:01 pm to AtlantaLSUfan
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Texas A&M = Texas.
Texas A&M = Poland
Posted on 6/28/12 at 4:09 pm to FatDrunknStupid
Seriously, Ireland? I mean come on. Ole Miss was good a long time ago and is a victim more of itself than any outside influence. More like France than Ireland. All they have in Ireland is rain, potatoes, and alcohol.
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